Asshole🖕

Taehyung:
HEY
STOP LEAVING ME ON READ!

Jungkook:
Look, if you're here to just prank my ass
it's not working.

Taehyung:
But I am NOT!
Please listen even just for once.

Jungkook:
Fine.
So you're pregnant?
Like a baby inside your tummy?

Taehyung:
Yes. I am pregnant.

Jungkook:
And I am gonna be the dad?

Taehyung:
Yes.

Jungkook:
Yay I guess?

Taehyung:
You.. Actually believe me?
Is this for real?

Jungkook:
No, of course not. Idiot.
How am I so sure it's mine?
Are you actually wanting issues between us?!

Taehyung:
You are an idiot yourself.
First off, you barged in my room
claiming to share it with me.

Jungkook:
And you kicked me out cause you're a dumbass.

Taehyung:
Ya know what
This is a serious talk, Jungkook.
I AM pregnant with YOUR baby.

Jungkook:
Ugh.
I hate this.
Apparently, many bitches are telling me
I got them pregnant. But all of them are not mine.

Taehyung:
But this is yours!
I'm serious and I took the test just a few
minutes ago!

Jungkook:
And what about our idol life?
Can't trash my job out for a baby.

Taehyung:
You're a bitch. You know that?
How dare you say that our baby!

Jungkook:
Our baby? Aww cute. :((

Taehyung:
You want confirmation?
Then I'll give you the DNA tests for this baby.
You also marked me. >:(

Jungkook:
FUCKIN CHRIST
I did?!
Dammit.
No way out for this shit.

Taehyung:
Your fault. Hmph.

Jungkook:
Yeah. I remember.
My fault you're on your heat?

Taehyung:
Fine. It's not. :(
But this is about me telling you I'm pregnant.

Jungkook:
I got no choice but to come over.
I need to assure my alpha side if it's really you
whom I marked and bred.

Taehyung:
If that's the only way for you to believe.
Fine.

Jungkook:
I'll be meeting you. I'm texting the location.
This better be not a prank.
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