A part of me was biting my tongue as hard as possible trying not to laugh, the hillbillies were hilarious. They all had guns though and that was the part that scared me. All the guns were drawn at us too. Becky smiled as she held onto Davy but also looked at Micky as well. Talk about a split decision.

Just as Becky was about to kiss Micky guns started going off and everyone ducked for cover. Including myself, I ducked into a hay pile with Micky and crazy Becky while the man who apparently wanted Becky grabbed Davy and began to walk him off somewhere at gun point.

"Oh I love you Davy." Becky called trying to kiss Micky.

"That's Micky!" I say as I stand up and dust myself off.

"Oh well, I love you Micky!" Becky declared as she kissed him.

Rolling my eyes I see Becky's pa coming over our way, great, just great. Pointing his gun at myself, Micky, Peter and Mike who just showed up all the sudden he began to lead us into another house. Keeping my hand up the shirt I was wearing which happened to be a sixties belly shirt, don't ask I kid you not it was all I could find the man began to look between Peter, Mike and Micky.

"Now which one of you are marrying my daughter, she'll be sixteen tomorrow and I don't want her to be an old maid." Becky's pa said as Becky smiled happily beside him.

My eyes widened and my ears couldn't believe what I heard, in this weirdo's eyes I was an old maid. The guys all grouped together and honestly just said a bunch of random words about height and something like that then they all turned back and answered.

"Davy." they all answered in unison.

"But he ain't here, and if one of you tried to go get him you risk getting shot." Pa said with a crooked smile.

"We'll risk it." all three of them said again as I rolled my eyes.

"Pa! You said one of them were for me!" Becky cried out and pouted as she crossed her arms.

"Which one do you want darlin?" Pa asked and she went right up to Mike.

"I think he's cute." she replied getting very close to Mike.

"So does my wife, and here she is." Mike said grabbing me and holding me in front of him and I just stand before the crazy Becky.

"I don't see no ring!" Becky huffed.

Mike took off his pinky ring and put it on my ring finger and smiled.

"She looses it so often I usually wear it for her." Mike laughed nervously.

"Isn't that dumb?" I say crossing my arms and earning a laugh from Peter.

Becky began to make mad faces as Pa then told Micky he could go and try and get Davy back so that Becky could marry Davy. Really I couldn't believe what was happening before my eyes.  Mike grabbed my hand and I walked out with Micky and him only to be dressed as hillbillies and covered in dirt. Looking at Micky and Mike I just shook my head.

"You two have had some dumb ideas but this takes the cake." I say crossing my arms.

"Ha, your the one that married Mike." Micky laughed.

I was going to argue with him but I didn't really see the need to, especially if one of the hillbillies knew. Walking up to Jed's house and I was surprised to see his mother living with him. That gave a new definition to mommy's boy. We went inside and had to convince them that we were somehow their cousins, that was the funniest thing I had seen. Still the boys managed to convince him. Noticing Davy was in a sack in the house, the guys came up with a distraction so that Jed and his mother would go chasing after a pig. Once they were out I opened the sack and Davy jumped into my arms.

"My Hero!" Davy smiled and I dropped him right on his bum.

"Nice try, I am not your superman." I told him as we ran out of the house only to be caught by Pa and Becky.

"Such horrid luck." Davy asked.

Pa held the gun to Davy's head and once again we were forced to follow them and now they were getting ready for the wedding. The guys better have a plan since I was forced to stay with Davy and be the matron I suppose of honor.

"I'm so happy you agreed you count and my something old, since you have been married forever." Becky said doing her hair.

"I'm getting tired of that joke." I sigh as Davy looks at me confused.

"We'll be husband and wife very soon and we can't wait can we honey." Becky said kissing his cheek and then walking out of the room.

"Help! Someone save me!" Davy called out.

"Yeah, thats what every girl wants, someone whose filthy and calls out for help from a woman." I sigh as I look to the window and manage to see Peter in an odd costume walking up to Jed's house.

They better have a good plan or else Davy will be married, and severely depressed. Panicking he began to pace the room. Looking back at him I began to wonder if Anna was still asleep in the car...oops forgot about her. Just then the Pa came in and grabbed up and taking up to where the wedding would take place. Davy now stood before Becky all ready for the wedding.

"Do you Becky take this here stranger to be your lawful wedded Husband?" the preacher asked.

"I do!" she giggled.

"Do you strange take Becky to be your lawful wedded wife?" the preacher asked just as the door burst open and gun fire went through the air.

Ducking again behind hay I land on something hard, looking down I see Mike smiling up at me.

"There's my wife, I've been lookin for you everywhere." Mike laughed as he helped me sit up but still dodged the gun fire.

"Hardy har har, I couldn't do mush help this time, sorry Mike." I said ducking my head into his shoulder.

"No worries, look Davy got Becky to marry Jed after all." Mike pointed out and I looked behind me to see what he said was true.

"Thank goodness, oh and Mike never let Peter read the map again, ever." I say as I stand up and dust myself off as Mike stands beside me.

One of the other hillbillies comes up to me with a toothy grin just as everyone starts cheering.

"Hey there miss, aren't you pertty, would you like to dance?" the man asks.

"She's married bub, back off." Mike says putting his arm around me and the hillbilly walks off.

"We're not really Mike, unless you remember something I don't." I say looking up at him but all he does is wink at me. "Not helpful."

The rest of us gather up and make a run for the car, the hillbillies seem to be too preoccupied to notice as we get to the car just in time as Anna wakes up and looks at all of us like we're crazy.
We don't say anything as everyone climbs and and we take off as fast as we can.