Harley: mom can you please go buy some brand new sleeping bags for me and Ellie to sleep on

Mom: shore sweetheart what colors do you want

Harley: pink and blue

Mom: do you want me to buy any snacks while I'm out

Harley: yes can you buy some fruit snacks chips and lots of candy juice and more

Mom: Sure Harley what else do you want

Harley: some new clothes new shoes sunglasses and a whole bunch of stuff I want some new baby dolls a disco ball a new phone some phone cases all of that

Mom: honey can you go to the store with me to get Harley some new stuff cuz she wanted these things for her sleep over tonight would you want to go

Dad: is this only about girls because if this is only about girls I'm not in it

Mom:  please go this is for your daughter she wants to stuff for her sleepover come on honey it's just for your daughter and Ellie

Dad: fine do you want me to take my money or are you paying for everything here's the car keys go start the car I'll be out there soon

Mom: this music is Harsh what kind of music do your daddy listen in to Harley God let me change the radio station start the car and back out the driveway where is he at the store is going to close and it was going to be there then how he is going to be disappointed in me or my gosh come on honey you're taking too long cause the horn come on come on the store is going to close "

Dad: mom's going to be mad at me she just beep the horn about 160 times and then I still have to find my other shoe my sweater and my hat then I still have to go and get my money Jesus Christ can someone please help me

Mom: you know what I'm not the one I'm leaving him he's taking too long Harley sleepover starts at 5 o'clock and it's nothing but 4:35
I have to hurry up get everything Harley ask for because I told her I will get everything and this man here I am like getting sick and tired I'm going to beat this horn eight more times and if you don't come out here there's going to be a problem and I might leave him

Dad : here I am sweetie I'm sorry I had to find a lot of things I was not ready because I did not know you was going to leave out the house today so let's go I'm sorry if I made you mad but...

Mom: now let's go cuz I'm already late is Thor's going to close in like 5 minutes I still have to go through the whole store and get everything Harley wanted so let's go I hope you got your money cuz I'm not buying nothing for you

Dad: yep I have it all

Mom : okay if you say so

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