WARNING: not part of the plot of the story! a fan-made oneshot :)

soo... this is the first place in the contest (by XxMeWxX4444) !! wuwuw... so yeah, still letting you doubt there in the cliffy! I'm bad! ahhahahahaha here it is:

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ONE SHOT: AkiraxHidan 

 NOT PART OF PLOT- FANMADE WHAT-IF

“But Deidei!” I whined, watching as him and Sasori headed out of the base.

“Sorry, un.” He apologized.

“But I’ll be so bored! All I’ll have is Pain-sama, Konan, the money grabber Kakuzu and fucking Hidan!” I whined.

“You know I can’t refuse a mission, yeah.” He said, walking out and my eye twitched. Dammit!

And that’s why I am now walking around the base with absolutely nothing to do. I’d hang out with Konan but she’s probably with Pain-sama. Kakuzu is out getting money from all his side projects and that leaves….Hidan. Fucking Hidan. Sure, he understand my cussing problems but….again, fucking Hidan. Sigh…. I turned a corner, my thoughts running rampant as I thought of what to do. Well, that was until I actually saw what was on the other side of the corner.

“Hidan?! Why the hell are you walking around naked?!” I yelled, covering my eyes as I blushed. “Bitch, you know you love it.” He responded. That stupid little….

“I do not!” I peeked between my fingers, yelping and jumping back in shock when he was right in front of me. Unfortunately, that meant I had back up to the wall. Shit…. Hidan smirked, walking towards me. Well, I’m screwed.

“So….what have you been doing, bitch?” He asked, his mouth next to my ear and I suppressed a shiver. I should be used to this by now. What the hell, man?!

“Uh….nothing?”

“I can solve that then.”

I yelped as I felt him sling me over his shoulder, my hands dropping from my eyes. And that led me to looking down at his butt. I let out another yelp, my eyes closing instantly as a darker blush formed.

“Why are you yelping, bitch?” He muttered, walking somewhere.

“Put on some clothes!” I ordered, ignoring his question. I heard him snickering and started thrashing around.

“Whoa! Fucking stop, bitch!” He ordered. What, is bitch my nickname now? “You’re annoying.” I growled, continuing then froze when I heard a slap that echoed down the hallways of the base. Did he just….?

“Did you just slap my ass?!” I yelled. “Yes.” He replied bluntly and I felt my blush grow darker, if that was possible. “You….you just….and I….let me fucking go!” I ordered, not daring to start thrashing again though.

“Nope.” He opened as door and I turned my head, opening my eyes then felt myself grow pale. It was his room. Shit! This is not going to turn out good….

-time skip- (she didn't go into detail there ;P if you know what i mean)

“Are you still bored?” Hidan questioned, playing with my hair.

I was still blushing, pressed against him. “Er….no?”

“You’re embarrassed, aren’t you?” He snickered and I scowled at him.

“Fucking bitch.”

“That’s your name.” He replied easily, crossing his arms behind his head as he leaned back on his bed. Bastard….