Chapter 4

Teams

I walked to the classroom the next day to find Naruto, who was talking about how great that head protector looks on him.

"Yo, Naruto!" I said as I walked to him. "It does look very good on you!"

"Really?" He said happily. "Well, you were right after all! I did get my head protector Ali-chan!"

"Well duh!" I said as I rolled my eyes. "Future Hokage needs to graduate, doesn't he?" 

"Yeah!" Naruto agreed, just as Sakura and Ino entered the classroom. And they were being quite annoying.

"Agh," I said as I closed my eyes in annoyance. They are so loud!

"Hi Sakura, What's up?" Naruto said as he stood up beside me.

"Move it!" Sakura said as she pushed him, therefore pushed me.

"Hey!" I growled at Sakura, again animal-like. What's wrong with me? I so have to investigate… but I’m not sure I even want to know.

"S-Sorry!" Sakura stuttered. I turned away fuming. Stupid fan-girls.

"Good morning Sasuke, mind if I sit next to you?" Sakura said, batting her eyelashes annoyingly.

"Back off forehead!" Ino said as she grabbed Sakura's arm. I swear they appear out of nowhere! "I'm sitting next to Sasuke."

"I was here first!" Sakura countered angrily.

"I walked into the classroom before you did! Everybody saw it!" Ino shouted.

I massaged my temples in annoyance. So. Fricking. Loud.

"Actually I got here first!" some random chick said.

"So did I!" another one added.

"I agree with you duck-butt." I said as I glanced at him. I knew he was thinking about how clueless these girls were. He looked at me in shock before glaring at me… Why am I not surprised? I thought rolling my eyes as I looked away.

"Shut up you idiots!" I shouted as all the girls turned to me. "He doesn't want to sit next to any of you, so just shush!"

"What? And you think he wants to sit next to you?" Another random chick asked scoffing.

"Ew!" I said as I got a disgusted look. "No, I don't even want to sit next to him."

"Then shut up!" Ino said annoyed.

"What-" I asked growling. "Did you just say?"

"N-Nothing!" Ino said as she backed off with huge eyes.

"I thought that." I said as I narrowed my eyes. I then remembered the senseis were probably discussing about us right now so I looked up and shouted: "You promised Sensei! Don't forget!", while I smiled innocently.

“She’s so weird…” Sakura said with a disgusted look while Ino agreed.

“At least I’m pretty, forehead,” I snapped.

Ino laughed, while Sakura blushed angrily.

“What are you laughing at? You’re not better Ino-pig,” I said smiling. Sakura laughed now while Ino shook her fist. I ignored her. I know they’re not ugly, but guys won’t notice they’re pretty if they keep being annoying.

MEANWHILE; WHERE THE TEACHERS ARE STALKING THE STUDENTS (3d person P.O.V.)

"Hm... The most promising student, Sasuke Uchiha right?" 

"Yes. That's him," The Hokage confirmed.

"He’s the only survivor left from the Uchiha clan," Someone muttered.

"That's right," The Hokage confirmed once again.

"What about that girl?" another one asked as they all looked at the kids once again.

Just in that moment Alison turned up smiling and shouted "You promised sensei! Don't forget!"

"How-" A wide eyed teacher started.

"She appeared here not long ago, with a parchment... claiming she was Alison. She passed the exam with just one day in the academy, and seems to be able to tell what's going to happen," The Hokage said, deciding to keep the part that she was a Takahasi, actually the Takahashi Princess, to himself. They must first get her to admit it herself.

"What do you mean? Can she tell the future?" 

"Well, she told Mizuki about how he would be defeated with the Shadow Clone Jutsu, and Naruto defeated him that day." The Hokage answered. "That can't be a coincidence, Iruka also mentioned she had told Naruto, after he failed his exam, he would still get his headband. And just now, she knows where we are."

"Hm..." Kakashi thought. "Naruto Uzumaki..." (A.N.: he kind of paid no attention to Alison, since he already knew.)

BACK TO ALISON'S P.O.V.

Naruto suddenly stood up, and went to Sasuke's desk. They were glaring at each other as I took my IPod and recorded every second, while I laughed to myself.

"You know Sakura," I muttered. "You won't get to be Sasuke's first kiss..."

Then it happened, someone bumped Naruto making him fall forward and kiss Sasuke.

I stopped recording and dropped to the floor laughing like an idiot.

"WOW!" I said as I stood up, wiping the tears.

"Naruto," Sakura muttered dangerously. "You are so dead!"

"If you dare touch him," I interrupted as I stood in front of Naruto. "You’ll have to fight me."

"Well, it can't be that hard," Ino said as she still glared at Naruto. "You have only a day here or something..."

"You're right." I said coldly as I glared at her. "And in that time I passed the exam you had years to prepare to. Go ahead, try me."

All the girls backed off muttering to themselves.

"You're welcome Naruto!" I said as I smiled at him brightly.

"How can that be the same girl that just glared at us!" A random fan girl questioned. Since I went from deadly to smiling in less than a second.

"Well duh!" I said as I turned to her. "I hate you fan girls... I wouldn't be nice to you."

Iruka came in then, and Sakura took the opportunity to sit next to Sasuke. I rolled my eyes as Naruto sat next to Sakura, but I sat next to him anyway. He started to talk about stuff as I twirled my hair and tapped my foot impatiently.

"Team seven" he said, gaining my attention. "Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto waited patiently. "Sakura Haruno," Naruto stood up and cheered while Sakura looked down. "And Sasuke Uchiha," he finished as Sakura stood up and cheered, while Naruto looked down. 

"Wait what?" I said as I stood up. "AND! you've got to be kidding me. Those are lies; I know I'm on that team, so stop pretending Iruka." I said, not really sure, but really wishing it. I can’t be out of that team! I want to protect Naruto. If that lazy-ass Kakashi forgot I’m so killing him…

"They're right..." Iruka said wide eyed. "Yes, also you Alison."

"I'm with Naruto!" I cheered. Thank goodness! Even thought that means I’m also with Sasuke and Sakura…

At least I'm with Naruto.

"Next, team 8." Iruka continued. "Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame."

I smiled at Kiba and gave him a thumbs up, which he returned with a wave and a smile.

"Team 10," Iruka announced. "Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Chouji Akimichi."

"Iruka-sensei!" Naruto said as he stood up. "Why does a great ninja like me have to be on the same squad as Sasuke?"

"Because to balance the group we put the best student with the worst student you had the lowest grades, while Sasuke had the highest."

"Which I think you should've changed... Since Naruto kind of kicked ass" I muttered

"What?" Iruka asked me, giving me a warning glare.

"Nothing sir," I said with a fake sweet tone, and a smirk. 

"So cute... yet so scary..." Iruka muttered.

"Just make sure you don't get in my way... loser." Sasuke muttered.

"Shut it, duck-butt. Naruto won't get in your way, if anything; it would be the other way around."

Sasuke glared at me but said nothing.

I walked off then, not really wanting to deal with anyone, so I climbed a tree and slept all day. I knew what would happen anyway, Naruto would beat Sasuke and try to kiss Sakura but his stomach wouldn't let him.

"Hey Ali-chan!" Someone shouted, waking me up, therefore making me fall of the tree.

"Shit!" I muttered as I turned around and weirdly, landed safely on fours. I'm going to kill whoever-

"Wow!" Naruto said. "How'd you do that?"

"What's up Naruto?" I said as I smiled at him, not angry anymore.

"We got to go meet our sensei!" He said as he smiled.

"Oh, right." I said, and we both went to the academy.

"Did you spend too much time in that tree?" Naruto asked confused...

"Yep," I said as I smiled an entered the classroom.

-later-

"How come our teacher is the only one who's late?" Naruto asked tiredly.

"What are you doing?" Sakura screamed.

"SHUT IT PINKETTE! Can't you see he's setting a trap for Kaka- I mean… the sensei?" I said correcting myself.

"Well, he's asking for trouble-"

"You know you like it, so shut it!" I interrupted Sakura annoyed.

"Our teacher is a Jounin; you think he'll fall for that?" Sasuke muttered.

"Want to bet?" I asked him smirking.

Just then Kakashi opened the door, and the eraser fell in his head.

"I told you so!" I sand smugly at Sasuke's face. "And he is a Jounin, don't be ridiculous Sasuke!"

"Mmm... How can I put this..." Kakashi muttered. "My first impression of this group... you're a bunch of idiots."

"Except me, of course, since it’s my second impression and I pretty much nailed the first." I said as I smiled at Kakashi. "How’re you doing sensei?"

"Aki-" he started

"Alison!" I said annoyed, glaring at him.

"Yeah, let's go to the roof and introduce our selves," Kakashi said in a bored tone. After smiling at me. Bipolar much?

"Yo Kakashi!" I said as I smiled at him. "You should put some emotions into your words!"

He dismissed my comment and we arrived at the ceiling and sat down. I sat besides Naruto of course!

"What are we supposed to say?" Sakura asked.

"I know!" I said before Kakashi could answer, "Things you like, thinks you hate, dreams for the future and hobbies!"

"Yeah," Kakashi muttered glancing at me.

"Why don't you start, so we can know how it's supposed to work..." Naruto muttered

"Me?" Kakashi asked while pointing at himself.

"Yes you," I muttered rolling my eyes.

"I'm Kakashi Hatake... Things I like and things I hate… I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... never really thought about it... As for my hobbies, I have lots of hobbies."

"Yes Sakura, he only told us his name. Kakashi, you have some cool hair you know?" I said suddenly appearing behind Kakashi and messing his hair. 

"How-?" Kakashi started as he looked at me with wide eyes... well eye. "Forget it. Next, you," He said as he pointed at Naruto.

"Believe it! I'm Naruto Uzumaki..." blah blah blah. I drifted up as he talked about ramen and weird stuff.

"Very interesting... Next." He turned to look at Sakura.

"I’m Sakura Haruno, What I like... I mean the person I like... My hobby is...My dream for the future is..." She squealed looking at Sasuke every single time. "And I hate Naruto!"

"Pardon her Kakashi," I muttered as I looked at Kakashi embarrassed for my team. "That translates to: I'm Sakura Haruno, The person I like is Sasuke, my hobby is stalking Sasuke, my dream for the future is Sasuke loving me back." I said in a pitchy and annoying voice, much like Sakura's. "Also, she doesn't hate Naruto, because if she did, she would be weirder!"

Sakura glared at me.

"Thanks Alison... Now you," He pointed at Sasuke.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things and I don't particularly like anything… What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality," I growled as I looked away, earning a glance from Kakashi. "I'm going to restore my clan and kill a certain someone."

"Hm... Now, Alison." Kakashi said as he turned to me.

"Sure thing, Kakashi-sensei!" I said brightly. "My name is Alison... just Alison. I like animals, music and fighting. I dislike arrogant people *cough* Sasuke *cough* and fan-girls *cough* Sakura *cough* I also dislike you assumed all girls our age only care about boys. My hobbies are... training, sleeping, playing with Oreo… yeah... and my dream is to stop a certain someone to kill someone. Even if it costs my own life. Revenge is never the solution." 

Sasuke looked at me confused, doubting if I was talking about him. I could actually see a bit of pride in Kakashi's eye and Naruto looked at me strangely. Sakura just looked at me wide eyed.

"Good, you're each unique and you have your own ideas. We will have our first mission tomorrow." Kakashi said finally.

"What kind of mission are we going to have?" Naruto asked excited.

"It's a task the five of us will do together," Kakashi said.

"What?" Naruto asked.

"A survival test."

Naruto and Sakura obviously started complaining.

"Shush Sakura," I said as I twirled my hair bored. "If Kakashi-sensei is making us do it, obviously it will work for something."

I sighted as Naruto asked the difference and Kakashi laughed evilly. He looks weird...

"Yes definitely, evil laughs only work with certain people!" I said suddenly, and everyone sweat-dropped.

"Sorry," I muttered. "See ye tomorrow, I know the drill 'no breakfast' blah blah," I said as I stood up.

"That will need some getting used to..." Kakashi muttered.

"Yeah yeah," I said as I waved. "Bye Kakashi-sensei, Naruto-kun, Pinkette and Duck-butt!" 

And I made my way home, again, cooking dinner. Apparently I’m not that bad of a cook… I haven’t burned anything at least.