uwwuuuww sooooo this is the last chapter and then sequel: Stuck In Naruto: Shippuden

soooo this is it:

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"Akatsuki! Akatsuki! Akatsuki! Akatsuki!" I sang as I walked tiredly in the forest. It's been weeks since I have been out looking for them and still nothing! Stupid S-ranked criminals and their secret hideouts.

I'm bored out of my mind!!!!!!!

The weird part is, I had found them, not long ago. I had been following clues, people who said had seen the black capes with red clouds. I had spotted them, and I had been tailing them… But I had lost track a while back, and I have been in this damned forest, not having any contact with a village… Which is really annoying me.

"AKATSUKI YOU BLOODY BASTARDS COME FOR ME! I’M A JINCHURIKI-" as soon as that word left my mouth I felt someone coming from behind me, so I did a flip and turned to look at...

Oh my goodness! Tobi and Deidara! I did my best Sasuke face (you know like glaring…) and smirked humorlessly.

"At last," I said trying not to show my fan-girliness. I mean it is TOBI and DEIDARA! I love them! "Akatsuki... Hm... Deidara, from the village hidden in the rocks… and you... 'Tobi'"

Tobi stopped moving as he turned to me, and I smirked a little. Deidara was analyzing me.

"So... I lied; I'm not a Jinchuriki..." I said as I shrugged. "But I needed to find you."

"What do you want little girl? Why have you been tailing us for weeks?" Deidara asked angrily, realizing he's losing time. They knew I was tailing them?

“Why so surprised, we’re s-ranked criminals! Of course we knew you were there the whole time. We also knew you were asking questions about us. What is it that you want, un?” Deidara shouted annoyed.

"Oh Deidara," I said smirking... Wow! I'm pretty good imitating Sasuke, since I am pissing him off! "I want to talk to Pain."

"What do you want?" he repeated, and I glared, making my smirk disappear.

"That is none of your concern," I said ‘angrily’... waaa! I want to hug him! "But I'm feeling nice today... so yeah, I want to be trained by the Akatsuki."

He laughed and I glared harder. "A little girl? Join Akatsuki?"

"I don't want to join," I said angrily. "I just want training!"

"Why?" he asked smirking. "To impress your boyfriend?"

"No," I said glaring even harder, and I actually saw him back off a little. "To kill Sasuke Uchiha."

That's a lie, I just want to fight him... but he doesn't need to know that. I saw some interest in his eyes as he looked at me, and then analyzed me. He was looking at me as he did a circle around me, analyzing me from all angles.

"You don't seem like much..." he said as he finally stopped in front of me. "What business do you have with the Uchiha?" 

"He was in my team, and he left," I stated as I shrugged. 

"Was he close to you?" he asked, and I thought about that,

"We were... friends I guess..."

"Fine," he finally said smirking. "I'll take you to leader-sama but, if he decides you are to be killed then-"

"As long as Hidan doesn't get to kill me as an offering I'm fine..." I muttered as I tried not to show haw fucking scared I was. "Tobi, you're a good boy so please, if Hidan tried to kill me, kill me yourself!"

"Tobi is a good boy!" he agreed as he hugged me, and I didn't hug back to keep my 'cool' act.

"So, I'll take you to leader," Daidara said as he knocked me out.

"-A LITTLE GIRL?" Pain was shouting as I woke up groggily-

"You are awake! Tobi worried!" he said as he hugged me again.

"Tobi stop!" Deidara said as he entered the room, followed by Pain.

I stood up and bowed at Pain. "Pain-sama," I said respectfully. "I would like for the Akatsuki to train me."

"Why so respectful now?" Deidara asked as I glared at him. I’m sorry Dei-dei! My life depends on my acting skills. Now it's time to impress these people. 

I made my fangs grow super sharp as I growled at Deidara. "He is the leader of this, meaning he needs to be respected you idiot! How dare you even question it?"

Deidara stared shocked as I saw Pain look at me confused, yet I could see he liked my response. Good, please be convinced! I can’t act tough for much longer.

"Stop it!" he said as I glared at Deidara. I made my fangs shrunk as I yet again bowed at Pain.

"I'm sorry," I said. "It's just he was disrespectful towards you, Pain-sama."

"Is the brat awake?" I heard someone ask. I looked up to find Kisame. I wanted so much to call him sharkie, but I kept an emotionless mask as I looked at him shortly, before turning to Pain.

"Why do you wish to be trained?" Pain said as he looked at me.

"So I can kill Sasuke," I said as I looked at him.

"But she doesn't want to join Akatsuki," Deidara said annoyed.

"Why?" Pain asked.

"Because, I don't think I'm in level to become and S-rank criminal. Akatsuki are much stronger, they don't need a little girl. I know I'm not even strong enough to defeat Tobi..."

Make them feel better, that’s a great approach.

I saw Pain smirk a little. It worked!

 "Let's take a look at your skills. If you're worth something, I'll consider the training, and maybe you might be actually strong enough one day to become an Akatsuki... however, if you're not... I'll kill you."

I nodded as I bowed. "Hai, Pain-sama."

I followed outside as I saw all the Akatsuki members there. I was freaking out, but I didn’t show it.

"What are your skills?" Pain asked as we were all outside... I noticed the Akatsuki weren't really interested, and Hidan was happy to have an offering... idiot. Although it was hard, I mean I have many, many hot guys here! I love them!

"I believe a ninja shall never reveal her true strength," I said shrugging.

"Then we'll have to find out," he stated kind of pleased. "Kisame,"

I inwardly cried as sharky smirked and took a stance in front of me. I took out my Katanas and took a fighting stance.

Without any kind of warning Kisame was attacking me, getting my arm as I sliced my katanas against his sword, blocking his blow to my head. I leaped back and he came at me again, but my chakra was already leaving me.

"I hate your stupid sword," I muttered as I made my claws longer. "Why is it so fucking cool!?"

I tried to get him, but he quickly recovered his shock from my claws and attacked again. I ducked and got his leg.

"You shouldn't have chakra!" he said annoyed.

"I don't need chakra to transform," I said smirking. We fought for a while until Pain declared we had to stop.

"You're good, but not good enough," Kisame said as he smirked at me. I had only got him one time, and he had got me all bloodied over. I looked to the other Akatsuki to find some of them shocked.

"Itachi," I said as I found him in there, with his emotionless face. "You're just like Sasuke... all emo."

He seemed a bit taken aback, but he simply got back to his emotionless mask.

"You're good with the Katanas... but the design of yours don't quite help," Pain said looking thoughtful. "They are far too heavy and they slow you down... and the claws are better, yet you still need training to keep them even as you lose blood. I thought I would have to make you fight someone else, but this fight helped."

I nodded as I waited for him to decide.

"Okay," Pain said at last and everyone seemed shocked. "We'll train you, but any sign of weakness during a training session, and we kill you. You will obey what you must to pass all training, and you should always be up to train, no matter the hour."

I nodded again and he sighed "You're in."

"So, I can't be out now right? You have to train me till it's my time to leave?" 

"Yes."

"And you can't tell anyone I was once a part of you. I'm not a rouge, I had permission to train outside the village, but I of course never mentioned with who." Lies, the Hokage knew… But they don’t need to know that. Actually, they can’t know that.

“Fine,” Pein said with a little smirk. He know something I don’t… Damn it he’ll plan something.

"Then I don't need to act like Sasuke anymore!" I yelled all happy. "Deidara!!!"

I jumped to him and hugged him.

"I didn't mean it! You're so cool! I love your multiple mouths and your art!"

That seemed to make him stop trying to make me let go off him as he smiled widely.

"You know it un!" he said happily as I let go.

"Let's introduce you to the others," Pain said annoyed as I bowed and he then smirked again. What? My respect for him wasn't an act! I don’t want to be killed, thank you very much.

"I know them all already!" I said happily. 

"How is that possible?" Deidara asked confused.

"It’s not important! I want an Akatsuki cape! Oh, and Tobi, YOU'RE AWESOME!"

I hugged Tobi as he hugged me too and we both jumped like retards as everyone sweat-dropped.

"She's Tobi in girl form..." Konan muttered.

"And hot..." someone added... yeah, so maybe it was me.

Well, these years will surely be entertaining!

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I know!! lame endindg -.- buut, it'll have a sequel, and I was to lazy to do it longer because of that. anyway, YAYYY I've finaly finished!!!!!!!! kyaaaaa so yeah, she went to the Akatsukii! Isn't she like great? I would totally kiss tobi if I saw him! he's so hooot! wait for the sequell! bye