"Sasuke, I'm in point B" 

"Sakura, I'm in point C"

"Naruto, I'm in point A. Believe it!"

"You're to slow Naruto," Kakashi muttered, "Okay squad 7,"

"Taget has moved!" Sasuke interrupted. "follow it!"

¨While they followed the stupid cat, I lazily sat in the ground.

"What's your distance from the target?" Kakashi asked.

"5 meters," Naruto replied, "I'm ready, just give the signal."

"I'm ready to," Sasuke said.

"And I," Sakura finished.

"Okay... now!" 

"I got him, I got him!" Naruto shouted.

"Lost pet Tora captured," Kakashi said. "Mission accomplished."

"Can't we get a better mission than this? I hate cats!" Naruto shouted.

"And I hate this team," I whined boredly making my way to them, as they all sweatdropped.

"HA! Stupid cat. It deserves to be squashed." Naruto said as he laughed, because some fat woman was squishing the cat to death.

"No wonder he ran awy..." Sakura muttered

"Well for squad seven's next mission we have several available tasks... among them babysittin-"

I sighted annoyed. I swear, if he makes us do anymore chores, I'll kill Kakashi on the spot and flee to the Akatsuki. I hate to admit this but I need Hidan's kisses at the moment. What? I have needs that need to be fulfilled okay? Besides, I need to not feel again. I hate this. 

"I want a real mission!" Naruto shouted as he formed an 'x' with his arms. "I'm not doing lame things anymore."

"How dare you!" some weird dude shouted angrily. "You're just a brand new Genin with no expirience-"

" We won't do lame chores anymore!" Naruto said as he smiled.

"You have to start with little missions-"

"Are you serious? Baby siting is not a mission -" Naruto started, however Kakashi kicked him, making him shut up. 

"Naruto it seems you don't-"

"No, please don't lecture him!" I pleaded finally letting my confortable possition against the wall. "He never learns anyway!"

The Hokage sweatdropped as he looked at me. What?

"Yeah! You always lecture me like you are my grandfather or something. But I'm not the little brat who used to pull pranks all the time. I'm a ninja now, and I want a ninja mission!"

"Naruto wants us to know he is not a brat, he is a former brat, and he wants a mission. So be it." The Hokage said as I stood there, shocked. Seriously? This village is nuts. "Since you are so determined, I'm going to give you a C-ranked mission... you'll be body guards on a journy."

"Really?" Naruto said all excited. "YES! Who? Who? Are we guarding a princess... or some business councelor?"

"Don't be impatient, I'll bring him in."

Some old, drunk dude entered and called names on the midgets.

"How could they protect me? Especially the little one with an idiotic look on his face?"

"HAHA!" Naruto shouted making me jump in surprise, and turn to him annoyed. "Who's th little one with the idiotic look on his face?"

"It's you." I stated, not needing to check if he was shorter. Out of all the midgets, he has the most idiotic look.

"I'll demolish you!" Naruto shouted as he tried to run at Tazuna, but Kakashi stopped him.

"You can't demolish the client Naruto, it doesn't work that way." Kakashi said boredly.

"I am Tazuna a Master Bridge builder and I must return to my country." Tazuna said. "I'm building a bridge that would change our world and I expect you to get me there safely, even if it means giving up your life."

"Well Mr. Tazuna," I said sarcastically. "I don't care. If you want me to even lifty a finger, you better not be annoying. I'm seriously getting mad with this idotic team of midgets and theyr pervy/gay sensei. You better not be like them," I warned glaring. "Or else."

I heart the laugh of the Hokage, which made a small smirk appear.

He nodded with wide eyes as I walked past him, and appeared at Kakashi's. A second later Kakashi appeared as well, with a raised eyebrow.

"Where did you get the idea I was gay?" Kakashi asked curiously.

"Please," I said rolling my eyes. "It's so obvious."

"How so?"

"You haven't as much as looked at me since I live here," I stated simply. "Except when the midgets are around."

"Maybe I just don't like you," he said defensibly.

"Sure," I said sarcastically. "You just confirmed you're gay."

Suddenly, I was pushed to the wall, with Kakashi holding my arms above my head. I could've easily get out of his grip, but I was having fun. He's trying to prove me wrong? At least some excitement!

"I'm not gay," he whispered in my ear, trying to sound seductive. Oh Kakashi, I've had better.

"Really?" I asked easily changing our positions, only I held his arms with one hand, and used my other hand to make him look at me. "Then why are you so uncomfortable? Why are you trying so hard to prove you're not gay?"

"Because I'm not!" He said as he tryied to free himself from my grip. Don't underestimate me, bastard.

"Sure," I said, now me being the one whispering to his ear, as he tensed up. "You keep telling yourelf that."

"Now, I'll get going," I said winking at Kakashi as I appeared in the gates.

"Mr. Tazuna," Sakura asked suddenly as we walked, heading to... I actually forgot where. Kakahsi was avoiding me, and I only smirked when I caught him looking at me weirdly.

"What is it?" Tazina grunted.

"You're from the land of waves right?" oh... the land of waves... I knew that.

"Yeah, what of it?" Tazuna asked.

"Kakashi-sensei, there are ninja in that country too aren't they?" Sakura asked.

"No," Kakashi said. "There are no ninja in the land of waves. But in other countries there are hidden villages..." 

Yeah, yeah... how did this kids graduate not knowing about the kages?

I spotted the puddle of water, and I eyed it suspiciously. I noticed Kakashi saw it too, so I decided not to mention it.

Sudenly, some ninjas took Kakashi and cut him in pieces. I rolled my eyes at them, deciding to follow Kakashi's lead and let myself be captured... well, my clone anyway.

A little fight broke out and the idiot cowered away. I was actually kind of proud Sasuke did well... dang it! 

"Naruto, sorry I didn't help you right away, I didn't mean for you to get hurt, I just didn't think you'd freeze up like that." Kakashi said, after capturing the ninja.

"Good job Sasuke very smooth. You too Sakura."

"Hey, you're not hurt are you?" Sasuke asked Naruto. "Scaredy cat."

"SASUKE!" Naruto yelled.

"Naruto, stand still. These ninja have poison in their claws. I need to take it out of you quickly."

I went over to Sasuke.

"That wasn't nice," I said smirking. "I'm starting to like you kid."

I saw Sasuke look at me strangely and grunt in response. I rolled my eyes, huh, like I didn't notice the small happiness he felt in those words. You're not good at hiding emotions kid.

"They're chunin from the hidden village of the mist," Kakashi said once the ninjas were tied to a tree. "Their specialty is relentless attack. They keep fighting no matter what the sacrifice."

"How did you know about your ambush?" One asked.

"The puddle," I sid smirking, as I messed one's hair, and he blushed. "You're such idiots to be called mist ninja."

"Why did you leave it to the Genin to do the fighting?"

"To know who was their target and what they were after," Kakashi said, looking at Tazuna, who gulped nervously.

"What are you getting at?" Tazuna asked.

"I wanted to know if they were after us, ninja attacking ninja, or if they were after you, the master bridge builder." Kakashi said. "When you put in your request you asked for standard protection from robers and highway men. You didn't say there were ninja looking for you. Hunting you down. If we knew this it would be a B-ranked mission or higher. Our task was to simply get you to your destination and protect you while you finished building your bridge. If we knew  we'll be fielding attacks from enemy ninja we would've ranked differently and charged for the cost of a B mission. Apparently you have your reasons, but lying to us is not acceptable. We are now beyond the scope of this mission."

"We are Genin, this is to advanced for our level of training. We should get back. And I really thing we should  treat Naruto's wound and let the poison out as soon as possible. Back in the village we can take him to a doctor." Sakura stated.

"Weak midgets," I muttered. "Just as it gets interesting."

"Hmm... Naruto's hand could become a problem." Kakashi said.

Naruto grunted and stabbed his wound. He's gained some respect from me.

"Why am I so different? Why am I always..." He grunted again.

"Naruto wh-" Sakura started, however she stopped.

"I worked so hard to get here, pushing myself until it hurt. Training alone for hours. Anything to get stronger. To reach my dream. I will never back down again, and let someone els rescue me. I will never run away. And I will not loose to Sasuke. Upon this wound, I make this pledge. Believe it!" Naruto said. "Bridge builder, I'll complete this mission and protect you with this kunai knife. Don't worry I'll be fine."

"Naruto uh that was really cool how you took the poison out and all.... but if you lose any more blood.... your going to die." Kakashi stated.

Naruto started to freack out  and I grunted. He just lost the respect. 

I am just hating this mission more and more, when it was supossed to be fun. This is Kakashi's fault, if he weren't gay I coudl enjoy it a little before I killed him.