Dear straight girls,

Yes! There is another lesbian in my class.
Do you know what that means!?

NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL.
Just because there's another gay girl, doesn't mean I like her. There is this crazy concept you should learn. It's called: types.
Yeah, just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean I like you. I have types just like you do.
You like boys who play football and not guys that are coach potato's? That's called a type. If you met another straight boy, would you immediately date him just because he's a boy and he's straight? Probably not. Your personality's are most likely clashing and you're probably annoyed by him for some random reason.

I go through that shiz, too! Sure, knowing another lesbian or a girl who likes girls is great. You can relate to them and talk about girls together. Does that mean we have to date? Nope.

So stop being annoying and saying "OTP!" Because it isn't cute nor quirky.

Sincerely,
Annoyed.