Dear Straight girls,

No, I'm not coming onto you. Just because I ask you to sleepover at my house, doesn't mean I'm trying to convert you into lesbianism.
Just because I say "I love you" doesn't mean I'm trying to get into your skirt.

If I know for a fact that you are straight, and when I meet girls I assume they are just in case, I'm not going to pine after you. That's like trying to make a black girl Hispanic just because you like Hispanics.

And before you ask—no. I don't have a crush on you. I don't crush on straight girls, thank you very much.

Also when I call you beautiful, it's because you are. Not because I'm flirting with you.

And final thing, if you talk about you boy problems don't expect me to understand. I'M A LESBIAN.

sincerely, crazy gay chick.