3RD PERSON POV

Hank: LETS GO!

Sanford: YOU GOT 8!

Deimos: AIM FOR 10 DUDE!

Y/N only sighs at their antics before walking off to Auditor.

Y/N: What's this about Family to Work Day?

Auditor: You can bring your family or whatever to work.

Y/N: This is literally the middle of a war.

Auditor: But Union is celebrating a holiday and so they're taking a break. Why don't we too?

Y/N: That is true.

Auditor: Anyone can go to any dimension they like. It's just fun and games. However if Union tries to attack during the ceasefire you have permission to exterminate them ok?

Y/N: Ok.

Auditor: Good luck and have a wonderful holiday.

Later

Y/N: I'll trust you all this once.

He hands Tenko and Ruby a transmitter.

Y/N: Here's the list of the universes you can go to. However we can still track you so any funny business and I'll whoop your asses!

Tenko: *nod* Of course.

Ruby: *nod*

Nora: BESTIE!

Nora tackles Ruby, hugging her as JNPR and CFY comes in.

Weiss: Pyrrha?! Coco?!

Pyrrha: Yeah.

Coco: *smirk* It's a holiday today so we get to go to any universe....

Yang: But......don't you hate us?

Coco: Yeah. *shrug* But might as well give you a chance while it lasts. Although I can't say the same about Y/N.

Y/N was already gone when they turn their heads though.

Blake: Well he's gone.

Later

Aya: I'm Aya Asagiri.

Hinami: Hinami Fueguechi. Do you want to hang out?

Aya: Onii-chan can I?

Y/N: Go ahead sis.

Aya excitedly runs out with Hinami leaving Y/N with his friends in Anteiku.

Yoshimura: Things have been a lot better since you came.

Touka: I can finally eat human food! Oh......I like the salad.

Y/N: Yeah I-

*BEEP*

Y/N: *holds phone* Wait just one moment-wait Auditor?

Auditor: Sorry to bother you but there has been sightings of a short purple hair boy nearby at the outdoor bathhouse nearby.

Y/N: It's who I think it is right?

Ryuko: *groan* Not him......out of everyone.

Auditor: I'm afraid so. Just stop him from perving on the gods and demigods in there.

Y/N: Any limitations on what I can do?

Auditor: Nope. Take care.

The call ends and Y/N quietly eats his donut.

Y/N: I'll be back.

Ryuko: Wait.....can I come?

Y/N: Sure.

Later

Mineta: 'Oh baby I hit the jackpot!'

Mineta was just hiding out of view, laying down and watching the demigods and Gods that included Aphrodite, Hera, Demeter, Hestia, Athena, Artemis, and Hecate and their respective children as they all gather together to bath.

Mineta: *drool* Nezu told me to infiltrate AAU but now I got the motherload! Aphrodite's voluptuous breasts and beautiful looks, Hera's slim figure, Athena's wide ass, Artemis's virgin puss-

*TAP*

Mineta: *drool* What is I-

He turns only to find Y/N grinning maniacally at him while Ryuko was just behind him glaring down as Mineta held his one inch thingy.

Mineta: AAAAAAHHHHH!!

Meanwhile

Reyna/Zoe: KYAAA!

All the demigods scream as they hear a thwack coming from one of the roofs.

Y/N: YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Y/N jumps, blindfolded near the edge of the giant spa tub holding Mineta who had his shirt wrapped around his head.

Y/N: YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTZ IN AND PERVE ON A HOLIDAY?! THINK AGAIN!

Mineta: L-Let me go I won't look at them again- wait......oh the goddess of love I can't wait to try you pu-

*CRACK*

Both Y/N and Ryuko simultaneously kick his hits as he squeals in pain, causing many of the demigods in there to snort.

Ryuko: YOU DESERVED IT FUCKING PERVERT!

Y/N opens a portal to where the wall is but not before turning, still blindfolded to the gods and demigods inside the giant spa.

Y/N: Ryuko you want me to drop him in the ocean? Maybe a volcano or have him eaten by PJ Pug-a-pillar? Maybe bring him to hell? Or tie him to a train or even better castrate him?

Mineta: No help! SOMEBODY HELP!

Ryuko: Hmmm......what about all of the above?

Y/N: Perfect.

He opens a portal into the middle of the ocean in Percy's World before closing it.

Y/N: Well that's that.

Ryuko: *tugs shirt* It's fucking hot in here.

Y/N: This is a literal steaming bathhouse.

Ryuko: *rolls eyes* No shit.

Y/N pats her before turning to the goddess still blindfolded.

Y/N: I can't really see but if you're there I taken care of the pervert and I apologize if I caused a disturbance by jumping in her uninvited.

Aphrodite: It's fine~ But why don't you join us~ You know who I am righ-

Y/N: No.

He jumps away with Ryuko leaving the gods sitting there.

Silena: He really said no right away.

Aphrodite: Let me test hi-

Ryuko: *far away* SEDUCE HIM AND I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS!

And then her voice fades away.

Later

Auditor: *phone* The devils are attacking during the holidays. Archangels, reapers, and geo archon are under attack.

Y/N: MOTHERFUCK-

He accidentally cracks the nearby brick wall, toppling it down and startling his friends.

Y/N: Sorry.

Asia: It's ok.

Y/N: I apologize but apparently the devils attacked the heaven and hell universe along with the geo archon.

Ganyu: *gasp* Morax! Let me come!

Y/N: But-

Ganyu: He is my archon. I will do anything to protect Liyue even if I'm weaker than my archon!

Kidman: We'll stay here and watch your child.

Mako/Ryuko: GO GET THEM!

Y/N: I'll finish this as fast as I can!

He opens a portal and Ganyu and Y/N step through drawing their weapons.

Later

*WOOSH*

Satan: What the-

Massive tendrils whipped out stabbing thousands of devils by the seconds before dropping them dead.

Y/N: I had enough of your fucking bullshit. Today's a holiday yet you dare attack AAU?!

Sirzechs tries to shoot Morax with his power of destruction only for an icy arrow to stop it.

Morax: *turns* Ganyu.....

Ganyu: Morax!

Sirzechs: All of you attack!

Y/N: I've had enough of this!

He swats the devils out of the way before pulling his special sword out.

Sirzechs: *smug* Hah! What's that supposed to do-

*BOOM*

Y/N covers the entire army in ice, shocking everyone there including Ganyu. Noticing the thunder building up on his sword though, Ganyu backs away, hiding behind Y/N as he points his glowing sword to his ice.

Y/N: ARC OF THUNDER!!

*BOOM*

The entire army was blown out of the ice only to get violently electrocuted, killing nearly all of them except for Sirzechs who stood there smoking and barely conscious after being frozen and blown up. Y/N immediately grabs his throat before chucking him into a portal he made.

Y/N: AND STAY OUT!

*BOOM*

Ganyu: We're done here .

Y/N turns, retracting his tendrils before Azrael and the others.

Y/N: It seems that Union attacked you despite being on their holiday.

Celeste: They were very persistent these past days.....

Y/N: Well today's a holiday! Might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

Morax however stands before Ganyu, looking down on her as she stands rigid but nervous.

Morax: And what may I presume you were doing on the holiday?

Ganyu: I-I was just spending time with my boyfriend.

All of them held a surprised look as Morax furrows his brow.

Morax: And how may I ask did Y/N become your boyfriend?

Ganyu: *flush* I-...uh......well...

Her face reddens as she struggles to answer, holding her hands together while looking down....

Ganyu: *flush* I.......had feelings for him but I didn't know how to say it to him....a-and I may have misunderstood how to communicate my feelings for him really....

Morax: *sigh* I heard enough. Your genuine happiness is enough for me to approve of this relationship regardless of......your rather intimate interactions beforehand.

Scarlet and Chase chokes on her spit as Azrael and Satan had a sly grin on their faces. Everyone was was either unsure, surprised, or weirded out.

Morax: Go ahead. No one's stopping you.

Ganyu: Y-Yes Morax!

She quickly turns to hug Y/N's arm as they both cross through his portal.

Chase: *weirded* Intimate?

Morax: In my opinion....I would have preferred not to look into her memory but it's already too late.

Azrael: Well that's one way to start off a relationship~

Satan: Interesting~

Bernadette: *growl* Touch me and I'll tear your wings off!

Azrael: *sweating* Yes Bernie.

Meanwhile

Kidman: You're right. They do feel like marshmallows.....

Kidman was pulling Ganyu's cheeks after Aya's one comment, feeling the soft flesh squirming from underneath as Ganyu tries to move away due to the embarrassment.

Ganyu: *whine* No stowp pwease! I-it's ynconforwable! Stowp!

Aya: If you're Y/N's girlfriend but Eri's mom.........are you my sister in law?

Y/N: *panic* Aya it's too early for that!

Ryuko/BBQ: BWAHAHAHAHA!

Ganyu:

Ganyu's face grew even more red at Aya's innocent comment as Y/N answered all of Aya's questions fixing any misunderstandings.

Aya: Oh.....I misunderstood. I'm sorry Ganyu-san.

Ganyu: *pat* It's ok Aya. No need to worry.

Eri: *happy* Papa can we go to the festival in Vale?

Cecilia: Of course my child.

Y/N: *nod* Duh! 'I need to prepare.'

Kidman: Show us the way Y/N!

They all happily teleport away using the transmitter to Vale, where a concert can be seen happening just now.

All Y/N's girlfriends wanted to do was spend some time with hi-

Later

Ryuko: Where the hell is Y/N?

Kidman: We lost him in the crowds!

Velvet: Good thing we made it to the concert. The final singers are just about to come in!

Just then the announcer comes in, yelling out to the crowd.

Announcer: WHAT'S UP?! I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY BUT WE GOT ONE LAST SINGER COMING UP FOR THE LAST 45 MINUTES! GIVE IT UP.....FOR HATSUNE MIKO!!!

Male #1: HATSUNE WE'RE YOUR FANS!!!!

Female fan: LET'S GO!!!

The crowd cheers loudly, including Y/N's friends as she walks onto the stage.

Hatsune: SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY FANS OUT THERE HOW ARE YOU DOING?!

Everyone: WWWOOOOOO!!!

Hatsune: EXCITED ARE WE?! Now normally I would sing our last 7 songs but not today...

Groans and such can be heard from the crowd until she raises her mic.

Hatsune: I WILL BE SINGING ONLY TWO SONG OF THE EIGHT AND ITS WITH SOMEONE YOU MAY RECOGNIZE!

Velvet: Who?

Hatsune: GIVE IT UP! FOR KATSUO!!!!!'

Everyone:

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The whole crowd roared in applause, for the rising and disguised singer who walks into view, holding his mic out.

Velvet: Oh my God! I love his songs!

Cecilia: Simply brilliant and easy to listen to!

Several of Y/N's girlfriends started fangirling along with thousands of other girls as Katsuo gets into position.

Hatsune: ARE YOU READY KATSUO?!

Katsuo: *nod*

Hatsune: THEN HIT THE FIRST ONE!

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Katsuo:

Life is a voyage, some people try to avoid it
I seek to try and destroy it, I swear I feel like a toilet bowl
Shitting on everything I've ever said or I've done
You told me this should be fun, thanks for the talk, are we done?
This is my masterpiece, a tragedy, I wrote it myself
It's full of irony and blasphemy, it's practically hell
But the perfect part about it is it's all that I've got
I'm over wasting time in life trying to be something I'm not

'Cause fuck that shit
Yeah, I don't wanna be that kid
No, I'm not gonna hang my head
And be another accident

So long to the kid that I used to know
So long to the place that I used to go
I'm not an R.I.P. I'm not another sick, sad tragedy
So long to the kid that I used to know
So long to the place that I used to go
I'm not an R.I.P. I'm not another sick, sad tragedy

Do you ever feel like you're underwater?
Drowning inside like there's no tomorrow?
Life gets tough but you should know
That I don't plan on letting go

'Cause fuck that shit
Yeah, I don't wanna be that kid
No, I'm not gonna hang my head
And be another accident

So long to the kid that I used to know
So long to the place that I used to go
I'm not an R.I.P. I'm not another sick, sad tragedy
So long to the kid that I used to know
So long to the place that I used to go
I'm not an R.I.P. I'm not another sick, sad tragedy

When the roof comes down and I can't get out
I'll be in this house, so shut your mouth
When the roof comes down and I can't get out
I'll be in this house, so shut your mouth
So long to the kid that I used to know
So long to the place that I used to go
I'm not an R.I.P., not another sick, sad tragedy.

He stops singing and the whole crowd applauds to him.

Hatsune: YOU NEED A BREAK KATSUO OR ARE YOU TOO TIRED-

Katsuo: *wags finger*

Hatsune: *grin* OH PERSISTENT I SEE?! THIS IS TO ALL THE SPANISH SPEAKING PEOPLE OUT THERE! NOW HIT IT Y/N!

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Katsuo:

Salgo, vente a tomar algo
Tráete una canción
Por si todo sale bien (sale bien)
Oye, móntate en mi coche
Vámonos de aquí
Por si todo sale bien

Y nada importa hoy
Te vienes o te vienes, ¿sí o no? Uoh-oh

Porque la magia de tus ojos me hace ver
Que la vida es una canción
Porque la magia de tus labios me habla de
Peter Pan y de rock and roll
Bañarnos en el mar, desnudos antes de
Que me pille la luna, besando tu piel
Porque la magia de tus ojos me hace ver
Que la vida es una canción (oh)

Dime que se está de cine
Ven, acércate
¿Por qué no pintamos el agua turquesa?
Que esta vida es nuestra
Nada que perder
Ya verás que sale bien

Y nada importa hoy
Te vienes o te vienes, ¿sí o no? Uoh-oh

Porque la magia de tus ojos me hace ver
Que la vida es una canción
Porque la magia de tus labios me habla de
Peter Pan y de rock and roll
Bañarnos en el mar, desnudos antes de
Que me pille la luna, besando tu piel
Porque la magia de tus ojos me hace ver
Que la vida es una canción (oh)

Montañas, montañas y el cielo
Eres la tierra, la tierra en mis dedos
Solo mirarte y ya sé
Que olvido el ayer
Y puedo entender

Porque la magia de tus ojos me hace ver
Que la vida es una canción
Porque la magia de tus labios me habla de
Peter Pan y de rock and roll
Bañarnos en el mar, desnudos antes de
Que me pille la luna, besando tu piel
Porque la magia de tus ojos me hace ver
Que la vida es una canción (una canción)

Porque la magia de tus ojos me hace ver
Que la vida es una canción

The whole crowd cheers to the song, including the hundreds of fan girls who knew the English lyrics as well.

Tyuule: Do any of you speak a different language?

Kidman: I'm well versed in Spanish. He's quite the guy I would say.

Eri: Ooo...what's next?

Hatsune: CAN YOU GO FOR 5 MORE?! LETS DO THIS!

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Hatsune/Katsuo: *distorted*

We're not in love
We share no stories
Just something in your eyes

Don't be afraid
The shadows know me
Let's leave the world behind

Take me through the night
Fall into the dark side
We don't need the light
We'll live on the dark side
I see it
Let's feel it
While we're still young and fearless
Let go of the light
Fall into the dark side

Fall into the dark side
Give into the dark side
Let go of the light
Fall into the dark side

Beneath the sky
As black as diamonds
We're running out of time (Time, time)

Don't wait for truth
To come and blind us
Let's just believe their lies

Believe it
I see it
I know that you can feel it
No secrets worth keeping
So fool me like I'm dreaming

Take me through the night
Fall into the dark side
We don't need the light
We'll live on the dark side
I see it
Let's feel it
While we're still young and fearless
Let go of the light
Fall into the dark side

Fall into the dark side
Give into the dark side
Let go of the light
Fall into the dark side

Take me through the night
Fall into the dark side
We don't need the light
We'll live on the dark side
I see it
Let's feel it
While we're still young and fearless
Let go of the light
Fall into the dark side

The song ends and Hatsune grins, seeing that the tone did well for her as she high fives Katsuo.

Winter: It's a dark vibe and welcoming....,,,

Everyone: 'But why do I feel like something's familiar.........'

Hatsune: FOUR MORE! LETS DO THIS KATSUO!

Katsuo holds the mic as the music goes to the next song.

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Katsuo:

I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways

Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oops, I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops, you think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent.

Hatsune: WHAT A SPECTACULAR SONG?! ARE YOU PERHAPS A PLAYER?!

Y/N: *shakes head*

Hatsune: NO THEN, LET'S HURRY IT UP!

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Katsuo:

You show me love then spit in my face
Making your money off all of my pain
You put an eagle inside of a cage
And you think I'm not strong enough to escape

But I refuse to let you make me feel like I can't fly
Not only will I soar again, I'll own the fucking sky, yeah

So I put my middle finger up
I'm done being your slave
My generation's had enough
And you should be afraid
Oh-whoa, oh, not your prisoner
Oh-whoa, oh, better listen when I say
I put my middle finger up
I'm done being your slave

You couldn't even look me in the eye
When you let me go and then left me to die
There was no question that I would survive
An artist on fire is one that's alive

You can't surround a lion with a bunch of lazy sheep
The one thing about royalty is that we love to feast, yeah

So I put my middle finger up
I'm done being your slave
My generation's had enough
And you should be afraid
Oh-whoa, oh, not your prisoner
Oh-whoa, oh, better listen when I say
I put my middle finger up
I'm done being your slave

Living like a riot
Setting off the sirens
Fists are clenched, I'm fighting
Soul has been ignited
Ain't got time for dyin'
I'm too busy thrivin'
More than just survivin'
Heart is beating violent
Living like a riot
Setting off the sirens
Fists are clenched, I'm fighting
Soul has been ignited
Ain't got time for dyin'
I'm too busy thrivin'
More than just survivin'
Heart is beating violent

So I put my middle finger up
I'm done being your slave
My generation's had enough
And you should be afraid
Oh-whoa, oh, not your prisoner
Oh-whoa, oh, better listen when I say
I put my middle finger up
I'm done being your slave

He finishes and everyone cheers him on.

Hatsune: NEVER GIVE UP THEY SAY! HOW ABOUT THE 5TH ONE?!

Katsuo merely nods and spins his mic before singing.

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Katsuo:

I remember when we were kids
They say we got one life, one life to live
And when we grow up we show love
And give all we can give
'Cause we got one life, one life to live

And as the days and nights go by
I never forget, I'll promise I'll remember
That till the day we die
I know you and I gon' keep on singing

As the sun goes up and the sun goes down
We gon' stay the same till our time runs out
'Cause we live to love and we love to live
Where our hearts belong, we're forever young

We're forever young

I remember when we were kids
That we saw magic in the little things
We used to look at the sky as the clouds rolling by
And imagine that we were kings

And as the days and nights go by
I never forget, I'll promise I'll remember
That till the day we die
I know you and I gon' keep on singing
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

As the sun goes up and the sun goes down
We gon' stay the same till our time runs out
'Cause we live to love and we love to live
Where our hearts belong, we're forever young

We're forever young
We're forever young

As the sun goes up and the sun goes down
We gon' stay the same till our time runs out
'Cause we live to love and we love to live
Where our hearts belong, we're forever young.

Everyone: WWWWWOOOOOO!!

Ganyu: Huh.......forever young..........

Y/N's girlfriends: 'Why do I feel like I'm missing something?'

The crowd cheers as Hatsune gets close to Katsuo.

Hatsune: It seems as if Katsuo is dedicating this to his girlfriends everyone so give it up for him!

The crowd cheers.....but only Y/N's friends notice something.....

Tyuule: Multiple? Girlfriend as in plural?

Their thoughts were interrupted as Hatsune and Katsuo sing.

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Katsuo:

You and I
We're like fireworks and symphonies exploding in the sky
With you, I'm alive
Like all the missing pieces of my heart, they finally collide
So stop time right here in the moonlight
'Cause I don't ever wanna close my eyes

Without you, I feel broke
Like I'm half of a whole
Without you, I've got no hand to hold
Without you, I feel torn
Like a sail in a storm
Without you, I'm just a sad song
I'm just a sad song

Hatsune:

With you, I fall
It's like I'm leaving all my past and silhouettes up on the wall
With you, I'm a beautiful mess
It's like we're standing hand and hand with all our fears up on the edge
So stop time right here in the moonlight
'Cause I don't ever wanna close my eyes

Without you, I feel broke
Like I'm half of a whole
Without you, I've got no hand to hold
Without you, I feel torn
Like a sail in a storm
Without you, I'm just a sad song

Katsuo/Hatsune:

You're the perfect melody
The only harmony I wanna hear
You're my favorite part of me
With you standing next to me
I've got nothing to fear

Katsuo:

Without you, I feel broke
Like I'm half of a whole

Hatsune:

Without you, I've got no hand to hold

Katsuo/Hatsune:

Without you, I feel torn
Like a sail in a storm
Without you, I'm just a sad song

Without you, I feel broke
Like I'm half of a whole
Without you, I've got no hand to hold
Without you, I feel torn
Like a sail in a storm
Without you, I'm just a sad song
I'm just a sad song

The song ends and everyone claps, cheering at the somber but powerful tune felt in the song as Hatsune cheers the crowd up.

Hatsune: NOW TIME FOR THE GRAND FINAL- WAIT....

Katsuo walks over to her, whispering into her ear as her eyes open wide.

Hatsune: BEFORE WE MOVE ON TO THE FINAL SONG, IT SEEMS THAT AFTER A YEAR, KATSUO IS FINALLY READY TO REVEAL HIMSELF!

The crowd roars in excitement, the whole internet is literally shaking as it is said that Katsuo is finally going to show himself after all this time.

Hatsune: WILL YOU REMOVE YOUR MASK?!

Slowly but surely, Katsuo removes his mask. Everyone watches in anticipation as the strap leaves his chin.....but just as half his face was shown....they all freeze, shocked by the revelation as the rest of the mask comes off though they pay no attention to this as he throws it to the side.

Y/N: Hello everyone.....

Male fan/Female fan: HOLY SHIT!

Everyone: WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The entire crowd and audience explodes with the excitement and applause. Just as of now, the whole internet implodes, forums crashing under the numerous amount of users as they frantically voice their opinions of the unexpected revelation.

Y/N: 'It's nice to have my mask off finally. Good thing my clone worked well.'

As everyone was screaming or something, Y/N's friends freeze. Even Aya and Eri were shocked.

Y/N was a singer? What happened? Why is he a singer? Multiple thoughts ran through their head, thoughts of surprise, feeling betrayed, and more as he waves to the crowd.

Y/N: Hello everyone! I suppose this revelation is a bit of a shocker.

Everyone: 'YOU THINK?!'

Y/N: So for the final song, you may recognize it when I sung at Nevada.

Multiple people not at this, recognizing what he's about to do as he picks up his mic.

Y/N: Well......LETS GET ONTO IT!

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Y/N:

... Hey, hey, hey
Good to see you
Come on, dude, let's go
Yeah! Let's go!
Ha-ha-ha-ha alright
Alright, okay
Uh, alright, okay
Alright, okay

... Return of the Mack
Get 'em, what it is, what it does, what it is, what it isn't
Looking for a better way to get up out of bed
Instead of getting on the Internet
And checking on who hit me, get up
Thrift shop, pimp-strut walkin'
Little bit of humble, little bit of cautious
Somewhere between like Rocky and Cosby
Sweater game, nope-nope, y'all can't copy

... Yeah, bad, moonwalking, this here is our party
My posse's been on Broadway, and we did it our way
Grown music, I shed my skin and put my bones
Into everything I record to it and yet I'm on
Let that stage light go and shine on down
Got that Bob Barker suit game and plinko in my style
Money, stay on my craft and stick around for those pounds
But I do that to pass the torch and put on for my town

... Trust me, on my I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T shit, hustlin'
Chasing dreams since I was 14
With the four-track, bussin'
Halfway cross that city with the backpack
Fat cat, crushing labels out here, nah, they can't tell me nothin'
We give that to the people, spread it across the country
Labels out here, nah, they can't tell me nothin'
We give it to the people, spread it across the country

... Can we go back? This is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us

... Can we go back? This is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us

... Now, can I kick it? Thank you
Yeah, I'm so damn grateful
I grew up really wanting gold fronts
But that's what you get when Wu-Tang raised you
Y'all can't stop me
Go hard like I got a 808 in my heartbeat
And I'm eating at the beat like you gave a little speed
To a great white shark on Shark Week, raw!

... Time to go off, I'm gone
Deuces, goodbye, I got a world to see
And my girl, she wanna see Rome
Caesar'll make you a believer
Nah, I never ever did it for a throne
That validation comes from giving it back to the people
Now sing a song, and it goes like
Raise those hands, this is our party
We came here to live life like nobody was watching
I got my city right behind me, if I fall, they got me
Learn from that failure, gain humility
And then we keep marching, I said...

... Can we go back? This is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us

... Can we go back? This is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us

... And so we put our hands up

... And so we put our hands up
Oh, oh, oh, oh (let's go)

... Na na na na, na na na na
Hey-ee ay-ee ay-ee ay ay-ee ay-ee, hey
And all my people say
Na na na na, na na na na
Hey-ee ay-ee ay-ee ay ay-ee ay-ee, hey
And all my people say
Na na na na, na na na na
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
And all my people say
Na na na na, na na na na
Mack-le-eh-eh-eh-eh-more!

... Can we go back? This is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us

... Can we go back? This is the moment
Tonight is the night, we'll fight 'til it's over
So we put our hands up
Like the ceiling can't hold us
Like the ceiling can't hold us

Everyone: YYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!

Announcer: HOLY- EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE BUT WHAT A SURPRISE! WHO KNEW IT WAS Y/N THE WHOLE TIME?!

They both walk off the stage, finally done with the concert as Hatsune hugs Y/N.

Hatsune: It's been so long friend!

Y/N: I know.....

Hatsune: Why reveal yourself today? Is there a reason?

Y/N: Well I-

Ryuko: Y-Y/N?

He turns to find his girlfriends all their, various emotions running through their faces although they all shared one trait.

sadness

Later

Y/N: *wince* I'm sorry!

Velvet: *tearing* What else do we not know about you?!

Winter: *tearing* Were you doing this behind our backs?!

They all took their turns yelling at Y/N, betrayed by what he was hiding for so long.

Y/N: No I-

Esdeath: Tell us Y/N. Why hide this from us? D-Do you not trust us?

Y/N: I do! *rubs head* It's just that I've been doing this for a while and I'd rather not have to deal with the paparazzi and stuff if I say anything about myself.

Cecilia: *sniff* They'll very much be coming after you now.....

Y/N: Look....I'm sorry. I should've said something about this sooner. But there's the whole war thing and I wanted to at least travel the world to give hope to the people. I can make you knows.....

He explains everything to the girls as they all listen, although he wasn't spared from a few slaps.

Cecilia: Y/N......this proves that you could've hide something from us for so long.

Tyuule: How do we know you've not been cheating on us-

Suddenly bundles of flowers suddenly appeared on their hands as they frantically grabbed them. A strong aroma filled the air, to which it pleased Y/N's girlfriends as they sniffed the flowers.

Winter: *smile* Oh my....where did you get these from?

Y/N: I picked them myself.

Velvet: Really?

Y/N: *nod*

Y/N's girlfriends: I forgive you Y/N.

Ryuko: *scowl* But no secrets like this ever again! Got it?

Y/N: *bow* Got it.

Ryuko: Now kiss me lover boy~

They all lined up though to kiss Y/N, reassured that they can trust him though before pulling away.

Kidman: I'm interested though. What kind of other songs are you planning to make?

Y/N: Well I-

*CLICK*

He turns to find a crowd approaching him, freezing at the sight of him and his girlfriends as they had their cameras. Around him were multiple people with cameras as well, hiding in plain sight although Y/N shifts them into plan sight.

Y/N: Oh God not the paparazzi.

Ryuko: RUN!

They all run away as the fan girls and fanboys chase them, managing to escape through a portal after having the entire building surrounded.

On the bright side, the girls were reassured that they could trust Y/N once again.

On the downside now there's a tag on social media called #HaremKingY/N (much to Issei's chagrin who was in prison as of now) with hundreds and thousands of tweets and some to Y/N's horror were thirsty tweets but mostly were comments on the scene and about his revelation. Most noticeable one though was Hank posting a video of Y/N with the boys and girls doing some crazy stuff in Nevada. Not to mention that Union banned him from performing in another concert in their grounds.

Y/N didn't regret removing his disguise though on his clone.

Later

Y/N: That.......was a stressful day......but fun though.

Eri: Yeah!

Aya: *yawn* Onii-chan can I sleep?

Y/N: Go ahead!

Aya merely leans her head onto Asia before snoring, already out of it as she picks her up and puts her to bed.

BBQ: Damn Y/N.......the whole internet is going off about you!

Hank: Clones are a really useful thing you know.

Y/N: Yeah I-

*RING*

The doorbell rings and Y/N excuses himself to get up and open the door.

Y/N: What can I do for- why the fuck are you here?

Isabella: *nervous* I-I just want to say hi?

Y/N: Judging from your clothes you've been either kicked out of Union or willingly left right?

Isabella: *sad* Willingly left.

Y/N: Why? Don't you have family? Teammates?

Isabella: T-Things have been much worse and I can't stand the corruption anymore. I-I want to fight for what's right but I don't know how to do so.

Y/N: Then join the army dipshit.

He was able to slam the door on her when Isabella stops him.

Isabella: Y-Y/N I'm sorry! I-I really am! I-I did try to help you but I-I couldn't!

DAMN.....SHE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TRUTH.....LETS KILL YOUR E

Y/N: 'FUCK NO.......actually that's a great idea.'

She starts crying, not letting go of him as Y/N sigh.

Y/N: I can't fucking forgive you....but I feel sorry for you so get the fuck up. What do you have?

Isabella: J-Just my weapon.

Pyrrha: We can take her in.

Isabella: *shock* Pyrrha?

Coco: Yup! I'm here too.

Isabella: What are you all doing here?

Nora: We're the next door neighbors!

Isabella: In here? In Nevada?

Jaune: We willingly left with Union.

Y/N: Take her then. I'm done here.

He slams the door shut leaving Isabella out with parts of JNPR AND CFY.

Coco: He's not going to forgive you. But since you're one of the only ones who actually done nothing wrong to help him he'll rather start over. But he'll still remember what happened.

Isabella: O-Ok.

Nora: Cmon Isa! Let's show you to your room!

They all drag Isabella to their house as the moon shines brightly. In just 2 hours everyone is already asleep.

Meanwhile

Mineta: N-Nice doggy.

After dying multiple times, Mineta was already traumatized only to find PJ standing and looking down on him.

Mineta: M-Maybe we can........

He stares in horror as PJ's centipede body appears into view and before he could do anything PJ already bit his head off, spraying blood everywhere as his corpse dissolves and PJ happily chews on his head.

Later

Mineta: NO PLEASE I HAD ENOUGH- AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Kazuya merely smirks as Mineta burns away in the volcano below.

Later

Mineta: I'm alive!

Despite being in a hellish landscape, Mineta was lucky he wasn't dying anymore....

Or is he?

Satan: Well well well!

Mineta: *smile fades* No no no......

Satan: Welcome to hell you fucking pervert! Union is doing a really terrible job trying to attack me!

Mineta crawls back, terrified as he was restrained by tendrils.

Satan: *grin* You.....of everyone fucking pissed me off! So I have a special punishment in mind! This is only the first part you know~

Grabbing him, Satan chucks him across hell and quietly walks forward, just taking his time really.

Later

Mineta: *groan* My back hurts......

???: Oh my~ A beautiful boy~

Mineta: *drool* Do not fear! I am-

He freezes at the sight of them as they surround him.

Woman(man): Look at this piece of meat!

Woman(man) #2: Maybe we can have some fun with him~

Mineta: NO WAIT I-

His mouth was gagged and he could do anything but let out muffled screams as they close in on him with Satan watching from above.

Satan: Like I said......the first of many you will suffer for.

Looks like Mineta's going to have a bad time.

*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*

Next Chapter: The First Offensive