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(Y/N): Croc-y, there's a monster under my bed.

Crocodile: (Y/N), there's no such thing as—

Doflamingo:*Under the bed* Long dick style.

Crocodile: Ok, we're moving.

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Smoker: If you don't do your work, you'll end up at McDonalds.

(Y/N): We're going to McDonalds if i don't do my work?

Smoker:nO—

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Lucci: You're such an idiot. You know that? A total loser.

(Y/N): Then let go of my hand.

Lucci:*Gripping tighter* What the hell? Of course not.

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(Y/N): Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Are you dead? Fuck it, ghOST CREDIT!

Ace, with a hole on his chest: Imma go get a Bubara!

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Doflamingo: (Y/N), wake up.

(Y/N): Five more minutes....

Doflamingo: You've been in a coma for two moths!

(Y/N):....Okay, two more minutes.

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Shanks: You're a lying, cheating piece of crap! You're not the person i married!

Mihawk: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And i taking the kids!

(Y/N):*Pushing the monopoly away* Maybe you two should stop playing.

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Doflamingo: I'm so old.

(Y/N): Yeah.

Doflamingo: You're supposed to say i'm not old....

(Y/N): But you're.

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Kid: I also want to beat your boyfriend.

(Y/N): Which one?

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Garp: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

(Y/N): My name is (Y/N) with a B and i've been insects ny entire life.

Sengoku: Stop! Stop! Stop! Where?

(Y/N): Hm?

Sengoku: Where's the B?

(Y/N): tHerE's a bEe?!

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Garp: Pirates can be very aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

(Y/N):*Blowing an air horn* Get fucked!

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Lucci: I swear there was some nerd sitting in your spot yesterday.

(Y/N): That was me with my glass on.

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(Y/N): We're so in sync, we finish each other's.....

Paulie:.....

(Y/N): sssss....

Paulie: Sssssomebody once told me—

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Kaku:*Tapes a potato to a celing fan. Turns on the fan*

(Y/N): A potato flew around my room before you came..

*Not even 2 minutes later, the fan get faster*

Kaku/(Y/N): AHHHHH!!!!!

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Shanks: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing.

(Y/N): But ya didn't!

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Mihawk: Where do you wanna get a healthy snack, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): I want chapoltei.

Mihawk: I sAId a HeAltHy SnAck—

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(Y/N): I have no friends.

Smoker: Bitch, what am i? A roach?!

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Yoga Instructor: Let out all the sounds that are trapped in your mind—

(Y/N):*High–pitched screaming*

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Doflamingo: So, my boyfriend just broke up with me

(Y/N): Why are you looking up?

Doflamingo:*Voice cracking* I need too cry but my foundation was 48 dollars!

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Buggy: How much money do you have?

(Y/N): Oh, like 69 cents.

Buggy: Ay, you know what that mean!

(Y/N):*Crying* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets!

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(Y/N): Are you drinking wine for breakfast?

Crocodile: Yeah, what did you have for breakfast?

(Y/N): Nothing.

Crocodile: Well, i'm doing better than you then.

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Garp: (Y/N), get out of the tank.

(Y/N):*From the top of the tank* You're not my dad.

Garp: Get OUT of the fucking tank! I AM your dad!

(Y/N): You're NOT my dad!

Garp: I AM your dad! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TANK!

(Y/N): I'm literally in the tank and you're NOT!

Garp: GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TANK!

(Y/N): No!

Garp: Ok—

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(Y/N): This one girl called me ugly. I said, "Bitch, where?" She said, "Under all that makeup!" I said—

(Y/N):*Wipes hand on her face to show that she isn't wearing makeup*

(Y/N):"Bitch, WhEre?"

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Buggy: I'm going to Taco Bell, y'all want anything?

(Y/N): I want Ace back.

Buggy: Yeah, i got like 12 dollars.

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Doflamingo:*Enters the car holding balloons*

Crocodile: Where the fu–Are those helium balloon?

Mihawk: Oh, for fuck sakes!

*The car starts floating up into the air*

Crocodile: I told you the car is not able to handle helium balloons!

Mihawk: It's too late! We're flying away!

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(Y/N): Hey, check out this Spongebob Umbrella i just got! *Open it*

Paulie: (Y/N), that's seven years of bad luck.

(Y/N): Chill out, Paulie!

Kaku:*Running into the room while in his Zoan forms with a yellow blanket covering him* wHO SUMMONED ME??

(Y/N) and Paulie:*Screams*

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Shanks: Why is everyone afraid of love?

Shanks:*Sneaking behind (Y/N)* LOVE!!

(Y/N):AHHHH!!

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Sengoku: Lieutenant (Y/N), we need to talk about your professionalism.

(Y/N):*Standing on the chair* Those are some mighty brave words from someone standing in lava.

Garp:*Laughing his ass off*

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(Y/N): Mihawk, look, it's the good kush!

Mihawk: This is the Dollar Store, how good can it be?

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Lucci: There's only one race—The human race.

(Y/N):*Slaps him*wHat ABouT NaSCar?!

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(Y/N): I fucking love girls.

Smoker: In the feminism way or the gay way?

(Y/N): Yes.

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Crocodile: What are you doing?

(Y/N): Smelling a rose.

Crocodile: Ha, weird. *Whispering* I wish i was that rose....

(Y/N): What??

Crocodile: I said you're fucking gross!

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Smoker:*Doing a vape tricks*

(Y/N): WoAh

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Shanks: Name  a yellow fruit.

(Y/N): Orange .

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(Y/N)@Smoker: You are my best friend! If i'm dying, you're dying WITH ME! Ain't no choice!

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(Y/N): I love your heart shaped sunglasses, they're very festive

Doflamingo: I'm in love.

(Y/N): With who?

Doflamingo: Myself.

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(Y/N): Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made fron coconuts, so the only conclusion is that baby oil—

Smoker: For once, can we please have a nice family dinner? Please?

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(Y/N): I'll keep all of my feelings here.*Points at her heart*

(Y/N): And one day, i'll die.

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(Y/N):

Hit or miss,

I guess they never miss,

Huh?

You got a boyfriend.

I bet he didn't kiss y—

Smoker: Get out!!

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Yeah! I'm bored (*¯︶¯*)

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