Y/n pov (5 years before incident)
Target:"No!!! Stay away from me you hear!"
My target held a gun aimed right at me. This person has seen what ive done to people and, I don't blame him for wanting to run. I kept silent and walked towards him, his back against the wall he only had two choices, give up or... *BANG*
Y/n:"God damn it." I say as my targets lifeless corpse  falls on the ground. The man committed suicide, its not that suprissing really that just means I wont be getting paid. My name is Y/n, but people call me by my mercenary name Krieg which is German for war. ( not sure if im right about that) I've been known to have the most... Unusual methods for the targets that I need to take alive. I begin walking back to my base as I get a call from a regular client.
Y/n:"What do you need? Hm? Ok then ill be there." I hang up and Chang directions, now heading to my client.
(present time about a year after the incident)
Y/n:"hey remember when we were sane?"
Krieg:"MELTING FLESH BAGS!"
Y/n:"I'll take that as a no." (rip fourth wall in three...two...one) if you haven't noticed yet my mercenary name with all the crazy I had has taken over my body. Now im just that one part of his mind thats sane and keep a him from doing certain things. (fourth wall repaired) Now if only we could find a way to return to being a normal human.
???:"Hold it right there!" (im referring to Krieg and the reader as we or they depending on scenario) we turn around and see before us the goddess of lastation with the CPU candidate as well. "Your under arest for!!..."
Krieg:"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCICAL!"
Y/n:"RUN!!!!" We run at them pulling out our weapon. It's an ax looking thing with a saw blade that rotates in it.

Black heart raises her sword and barely manages to block our strike, she pushes off our weapon and has her sister fire at us forcing us to take cover behind a rock. We look up and see some monsters sneaking up behind them.
Y/n:"Thats not good you need to help them now!"
Krieg:" STRIP THE FlESH!"
Y/n:"Warn them now they could help us return to how we were!"
Krieg:"SALT THE WOUND!"
Y/n:"You can salt all the wound's later, right now if you don't warn them they will die and it will be all your falt." We angrily get up and aim our Buzz ax at the monsters behind them.
Krieg:"GET DOWN GIRLS!" We throw the buzz ax at the first monster the blade slices half way through the beasts neck as it lets off a terrifying scream. We quickly run up and jump on the monsters shoulders tearing the buzz ax out of the beasts skull and quickly begin to slawter the rest of the monsters until only ones left petrified of what's going on.
Krieg:"IM GOING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!" We look it dead in the eyes as it passes out before crushing its head by stomping on it a few times. Suddenly another monster jumps at us but as we were about to react the monster was shot and knocked away. We look over and see the CPU's looking at us with a slightly confused look before motioning over towards the monster, we grab our Buzz ax and jump into the air before slicing the monster in half till there was barely anything left of it. Afterwards we turn back to the CPU's with out buzz ax lazely in our hand.
Y/n:"Thank them, cause if them we are perhaps one step closer to becoming a normal human being again."
Krieg:"I DRESSED MY PARAKEET FOR THE BLOOD BATH!" They both just smile a bit while looking at me.
Y/n:"Hm. Close enough."
The screen goes dark as the corpse of a monster is seen in a pool of blood with a bloody buzz ax sticking out of it.