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LATER AT LUNCH. 

"hey matt" hunk yelled with a grin as Pidge answered her phone. "pass the weed" lance joked next to pidge who just rolled her eyes. "no way, you guys got weed pass it over" Matt laughed over the phone making the other two boys laugh along, matt was on speaker since Pidge knew her friends would talk first. "sure you take the weed and we keep the strippers" Pidge smirked. "no fair" Matt pouted making them laugh again. 

"well lance and hunk may I talk with pidge alone, hope you two boys are doing well" Matt said with a kind voice. "go ahead and take him, we dont want him back" lance laughed. "we doing fine, speak with you tomorrow" hunk smiled and Pidge took the phone of speaker. 

"did he say him" Matt asked but pidge already had him of speaker and by her ear on low volume. "nah you misheard" Pidge lied since her brother dont know she faking being a boy now. "sorry I couldn't call yesterday, after doing so many non sleep nights I never charged my phone and by yesterday when we could go home I just slept all day" matt said with worry. "its fine dont worry, you need to look after yourself better" Pidge said with worry. "you know what work like, we never know how a protect will go or if we need to stay longer hours for it" Matt laughed. "just dont over work yourself, I dont want to find out that your gotten sick or worse" Pidge frowned. "dont worry I wont get that bad, so how school" Matt said with a little joy and worry.

"its going well, I'm still one of the smartest kids in school and James still bugs me but I'm good" Pidge smiled. "well that James guy is a jerk but I been thinking maybe he likes you, you know like how the boy bullies the girl he likes" Matt giggled and Pidge knew that be impossible since they all think she a dude. "nope he just hates me" Pidge sighed and matt laughed. "how did you project go since you only got to sleep yesterday" Pidge asked. "well its done and the base be trying it out next week but I have been given a couple days off" matt said happy.

"who is pidge talking with" Keith asked as he sat down at the table. "oh his big brother who lives far away since he works for NASA, they normally call each other around this time since that the only time they can talk but sometimes matt to busy with work and cant call for days, they meet up doing long holidays but lately he not been able to meet for a year now I think" Lance said with a friend. "pidge acts brave for his brother so he wouldn't worry but pidge is missing him" hunk frowned. 

"well done, when do you want to meet up this holiday" Pidge asked a little excited. "um about that, I dont know if I be able to make it since I be sent on a mission but dont worry its safe and shiro be protecting me if need be" Matt quickly said and Pidge got a little disappoint. "no worries we just meet up during summer, good luck on your mission" Pidge said trying to sound normal so her brother wont worry. "sorry sis but I help build that robot in summer to make up for it" Matt said with worry. "dont worry, anyway I speak with you tomorrow I need to eat lunch" Pidge said with a small smile. "have a good day and call me if something happens" matt smiled.

"love ya dork" Pidge giggled. "love ya my little geek" Matt laughed and they hang up. 

"so did he cancel this Christmas again" Lance said with worry. "yeah he going on a mission, it seems we wont be able to meet until summer unless he cancel that" Pidge said with a frown and started eating. "wait why cant he meet during Easter, that a two week holiday" hunk said confused and lance glared at him. "he going on holiday with his girlfriend during Easter, he hoping to ask her to marry him" Pidge sighed and played with her food. "but dont his girlfriend hate you for some reason, he marries her then I'm sure he never be able to meet with you again, he might even have to stop calling you" hunk said with worry and Pidge got more depressed. "nice going" Keith hissed and rolled his eyes. "I'm sure he still meet up and hang with you doing long holidays pidge, your still his brother, bros before hoes" Lance said with a small smile and patted Pidge back. "bros before hoes, that the best you could come up with" Keith said with worry and Lance just nervous laughed. "I be fine, if he happy then I'm happy and I know we wouldn't be able to meet up all our life's, he an adult now so he cant keep revolving his life around me, its time I grow up and let him life his live his way" Pidge said bravely. 

"you sure pale" lance said with worry. "yeah, I cant let him keep putting me first anymore and we both knew I wouldn't be moving from this town to his so we stop seeing each other anyway, I guess we just stop a little earlier then planed" Pidge said trying to be brave. "well we always be here and I'm sure he still come visit or phone now and then" hunk smiled and Pidge weakly smiled back.

"your parents must be prou ... ow the fuck" Keith started to say but lance kicked him making him yell out. "you idiot he only got matt" lance whispered. "oh" keith said with worry. "its fine, I'm not gonna cry over my parents death" Pidge smiled. "why dont we all have a sleep over at my place this weekend" hunk smiled and his two friends cheered why keith just nodded.  

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LATER THAT NIGHT.

"made a plan yet" Lotor asked with a grin as he walked over to Pidge chair. "nope, I'm still getting info on the wild beast" Pidge lied since she wasn't even gonna help lotor catch keith, keith was her now. "info huh, well anyone who tried to get near him had always been beaten up, so good luck getting any info on him" lotor laughed. "then I guess no plan" Pidge smirked. "dont talk to boss like that" someone in the gang yelled and pidge rolled her eyes. "no its fine, I like how he talks back sometimes" lotor grinned. "I could say many things about you if you want" Pidge smirked and lotor just laughed before walking over to his sofa. "no today" lotor grinned from his sofa. "too bad" Pidge sighed and could feel the glare of some of the other gang members. 

"well I think, I might sit outside" Pidge sighed and stood up. "dont go far, we still have work tonight" Lotor warned. "work" Pidge asked as she stopped by lotor sofa. "yep, a certain man borrowed money from us and yet to return it, time to get it" Lotor grinned and stood up. "I'm not killing anyone" Pidge warned. "yes I know but you can fight" Lotor smirked and the two started walking with a couple other members to a small flat. 

"he lives here and you expect to get £1000 out of him" Pidge said like she was looking at a cat trying to fly. "he borrowed my money knowing the risk, I gave him an extra couple months to pay me back but he went to the bar instead" Lotor explained. "fine, lets just break his stuff and a bone" Pidge sighed and walked over to the man door. "make sure you do more then break a bone, beat him near to death" lotor told the other two guys before walking over to Pidge. 

"hello, stripper for you, here" pidge said in a high pitch voice as she knocked on the door not noticing a certain dark hair boy stopping and watching. "I said he goes to a pub not a titty bar, like this will work" Lotor sighed but they soon heard foot steps coming to the door. "did ya say something" Pidge smirked and lotor moved to the side so he only see pidge in the eye. (the eye is the thing you look out to see who outside the door, its just what we call it).

"hurry up and warm me bad boy" Pidge giggle and only showing her hazel eye in the eye hole so he couldn't see how she was dressed and soon the locks could be heard unlocking. "you took your time .. who are you" the man started saying excited but quickly yelled. "hello your friendly neighbourhood hacker here to collet your debt" Pidge smiled and waved. "why would lotor send someone weak looking as you" the man laughed and went to close the door but pidge put her foot in the way as lotor stood out with the other two men. "now you can pass the money to me or they gonna make a mess out of you" Pidge warned and the man fell to the floor tried to crawl away as the four walking in. 

"I just need a little more time, please" the man begged and pidge made her way around him and used one of his ties to tie him up. "I gave a full two extra months and yet you just went to the bar, I gave you my money and you repay me by messing around" Lotor said with anger. "you should know better then to mess with lotor out of all the people you could have gone to for money you went to the worse" Pidge sighed as she tied his legs before putting a sock in his mouth. "no socks, I want to hear his cries" Lotor hissed. "but the neighbours might hear and call the cops" Pidge said with worry, 1- she didnt want to get involve with cops and 2- she didnt want to hear the man cries. "my farther will deal with any cops and anyway they know better then to try and mess with me" Lotor grinned.

"fine whatever, I be outside" Pidge sighed and put her hands in his pocket before heading to the front door. "no I want you to be the first to hit him then you may wait outside" Lotor ordered. "fine" Pidge said rolling her eyes and kicked the man in the jaw making it dislocate trying to make him from screaming or to knock him out. "very clever, I should have let you go second" Lotor laughed and relocate the man jaw so he could scream as pidge walked outside. For the next ten minutes she heard the man screams and cries as they beat him near to death. Her hands shaking in her pockets as she lent on the wall wishing for it to be over.  

"is this what you want" Keith asked as he only stood a couple feet away. "you should leave, he wants you dead" pidge warned. "I can take care of myself" Keith smirked. "well I dont fancy seeing a fight tonight" Pidge sighed. "I see, do you do this stuff often" keith asked with a frown. "I fight but I dont beat up, I trash their homes or let them give me the money to take to lotor but this guy couldn't be saved so he be nearly beaten to death why I stand here" Pidge said with anger. "I see" keith said not sure what to say. "now leave, they be out soon and I dont fancy fighting a friend" Pidge said with a weak smile. "well I would win" keith grinned and pidge rolled her eyes. "yes but if lotor knew we knew each other he use that to his benefit and I dont want my day life getting mixed into this, he use lance and hunk without mercy so leave" Pidge warned. "call me if you cant sleep" Keith smiled and started to walk away. "thanks" Pidge smiled and noticed the man whimpers faded. "guess they done or he passed out" Pidge said with joy and stood in the door way. 

"we done here" lotor hissed and pidge nodded. 

"well time for me to leave, I wont be at work tomorrow" Pidge warned. "and why is that" lotor asked as he and Pidge stood by a streetlamp alone since the others guys went to do another job for lotor. "I dont ask about your life and you dont ask about mine" Pidge grinned. "I just want to know why my partner wouldn't be at work tomorrow, after all her secret could be let out" Lotor grinned. "look we dont have any work tomorrow and I got plans, now you take days of whenever the fuck you want and I'm taking tomorrow of for my own reason" Pidge yelled.

"I see as tight lip about your other life as ever, well as long as you dont stab me in the back I dont mind if you take a day of but you better answer my call if I ring" lotor hisses. "no promise since I got something special going on, it might even be my wedding" Pidge joked and wave as she left. "I wont mind seeing that, my partner in a white wedding dress who even want to marry such a freak" lotor laughed and pidge stuck her middle finger up. "I can still hack into your phone dont forget" Pidge warned. 

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So I just wanna share something I read and I found it supper funny ...

Pidge - daddy pass my salt

Sam, shiro and keith all reach for the salt.

Shiro - well they all call me space dad

Same- so what your excuse boy

Keith - she calls me daddy

During the next five minutes both sam and shiro team up to catch and kill keith while the rest eat like nothing happening. 

Lance - he such an idiot for actually admitting it

Hunk - well he be missed

Allura - I dont get the joke

Pidge - I fuck and call keith daddy

Mrs holt - Katie, language we eating

Matt - you fucking do what with my sister

Matt then join sam and shiro into killing keith.

Keith - Help

Hunk - wow this is delicious Mrs holt

Mrs hold - why thank you, I tried to make it special since you were all coming over

Lance - you really out done yourself

Keith - hide me

shiro - keith get back here

Sam - you a dead man once I get my hands on you

Pidge - I never did get the salt passed

Matt - got him

Allura - wait so keith and Pidge was a thing, shouldn't you go save him

Pidge - haha you think their saving him from my real dad, my space dad and my brother 

Pidge - I always love you keith even o