Waaaay... underground we start our story
In a Streaming laboratory, super duper confidential spot
Where a bunch of crackpot scientists said,
"What the heck? We're trying this!"
And grabbed up every story that we got

They threw 'em all together in a Massive Machine
Produced a glowing orb about the size of a bean
Slid it underneath a microscope and found...
A bunch of cutesy characters just futzin' around...
Futzin' around...
Futzin' around...

They're Streamy Chibis with their own TV show
Hilarious and very well-rehearsed
We know the logic's murky, but who cares? They're quirky!
Welcome to the Chibiverse

They're Streamy Chibis with their own TV show
So stinkin' cute your heart is gonna burst!
Ready set let's go
Time for the show
Welcome to the Chibiverse!

Scientist 2 asked
"Wait, are we sure this was a good idea?"
Scientist 1 said
"Uhhhh..."

Chibiverse!