icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

Chatroom MX1

manwhore: i have an idea

dog_god: thats never a good thing

manwhore: the HATE today ۹( ÒہÓ )۶
manwhore: WOW

H.One: minhyuk is salty bc he's sick
H.One: ignore him

dog_god: (っ- ‸ – ς)

one_hun: the fact that hyungwon is aware that minhyuk is sick and instead of taking care of him he decides to tell hoseok to ignore it is...so fitting for his character

H.One: i have a reputation to uphold tyvm

manwhore: do you need like medicine and shit min?

dog_god: at least SOMEONE cares

H.One: god knows how

short_king: OSRBGOJDFBS

dog_god: i do not see ( -'︿ '- ✿)
dog_god: to answer hoseok,, i do have medicine
dog_god: its just a cold so i'll be fine

one_hun: remember to drink lots of fluids and stuff
one_hun: and no dairy, it might upset your stomach or smth

H.One: just tolerate it?

short_king: i dont think its lactose intolerance bestie

manwhore: psrgijdiphfgpwhrdpi

goddamn: jesus christ hyungwon

dog_god: SAVE ME CHANGKYUN

goddamn: absolutely not

manwhore: OSLFBUABFOAGHPWIE

dog_god: wow

goddamn: im busy

H.One: with what
H.One: you are the least active person in the world

short_king: oh like you can talk

H.One: stfu

one_hun: changkyuns with me rn

goddamn: ^^^

H.One: ...
H.One: why did i even ask

dog_god: BWAHAHAHAAH

short_king: boring but consistent

dog_god: IS NO ONE WORRIED THAT I COULD BE **DYING** RIGHT NOW??

manwhore: i-
manwhore: are you dying? Is minhyuk dying?

H.One: minhyuk is not dying
H.One: at least not from being sick bc if he keeps this up a bitch might commit murder

short_king: what

one_hun: HABNFWOFG WHAT

goddamn: bro what is up your ass this morning

H.One: nothing? (; ⌣̀_⌣́)

dog_god: oh so thats the problem

short_king: we asked you to do ONE THING HOSEOK
short_king: O N E T H I N G

manwhore: WOUGORSUGHF WAIT WAIT WAIT

one_hun: its too early for this

icebear: it is 3 in the afternoon

goddamn: omg hi dad

icebear: hello

short_king: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
short_king: I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THESE LITTLE SHITS ALL ALONE

icebear: did we just forget that im currently like 4 districts away for work??

short_king: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

dog_god: AHFGSRGNERSPINWP

goddamn: divorce arc?

H.One: thats what im thinking

one_hun: osdufghoaefhuo

icebear: (＃'ー' )

manwhore: when's the wedding anyways?

short_king: WE ARENT ENGAGED????

one_hun: i find that hard to believe

goddamn: no see bc theyd totally go elope

icebear: i
icebear: im so sorry for leaving you to deal with this dear

short_king: thank you (ꈍ︹ꈍ๑✿)

H.One: disgusting

dog_god: yeah
dog_god: but just imagine how bad jookyun are gonna be

one_hun: what do you mean by that ('≖ ‸ ≖)

manwhore: NO FR

goddamn: its like we're not even here ¯\_(⌣̯̀⌣́)_/¯

icebear: its okay. i see you changkyun

goddamn: coming from you thats not reassuring

one_hun: SOUGFWEPIFHPEIG PLEASE

short_king: (ﾉﾟοﾟ)ﾉ

manwhore: oooooooo

dog_god: UBGOFUWHF

H.One: its those fucking rocks except kihyun hoseok and minhyuk
H.One: go do gods work changkyun

goddamn: on it

icebear: why do you encourage this behavior hyungwon

H.One: because i can

one_hun: solid point

short_king: i hate this family

manwhore: pirghwpdighp

dog_god: but mommmmmmm

short_king: i hope this sickness kills you

dog_god: WOW
dog_god: WHAT IS THIS FUCKING LETS ALL HATE ON MINHYUK DAY?

icebear: perhaps

H.One: yes

manwhore: TEA

one_hun: i-

goddamn: may i present to you
goddamn: the oof rocks
goddamn:

H.On: GOOD WORK CHANGKYUN

short_king: wow juST WOW

dog_god: i cant even be mad its beautiful

manwhore: forget tattoos and modeling this is his talent

goddamn: ty ty im a god i know

icebear: get the ego in check

one_hun: no no keep going
one_hun: its hot when youre narcissistic

short_king: ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME FROM THIS GUY

manwhore: bRO ( Ŏ艸Ŏ)

dog_god: i mean as he should???

H.One: we were so close to having a full day without those two making it awkward

icebear: i like how they both went silent

short_king: considering theyre hanging out–

dog_god: omfg theyre sucking faces arent they (.﹒︣︿﹒︣.)

goddamn: we arent (　'_ﾉ' )

manwhore: DAMNIT ต(ꏿ᷅௰ꏿ᷄)ต

one_hun: （'＿｀）

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imnameim: (*˘︶˘*)

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joohoneywalker: i- oh fuck
          coenffl: oh  my god is it happening
          imnameim: is what happening
          joohoneywalker: hyungwon be fucking quiet
          coenffl: it happened

yookihhh: oooo sexy man
          imnameim: ty mom

iwonhoyou: i just drooled. I wish i was joking. Genuinely.
          imnameim: good.

imwhatim: idk whats going on at college but im proud Changkyun
          imnameim: thanks
          imwhatim: jackson also owes me 15000 won
          Wangstar: DAMNIT

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go5rae: he hates it here

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yookihhh: WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THAT
          go5rae: you always look like that

iwonhoyou: and so the RBF makes a return
          go5rae: did it ever leave?
          iwonhoyou: touché

joohoneywalker: what'd he see?
          go5rae: we were watching reruns of fucking Princess Hours and this is how he lookedd whenever an add came on
          yookihhh: IF I PAY FOR NO ADS I EXPECT NO ADS

shownuayo: im glad to see he's getting out !
          go5rae: you better hurry tf up i am tired of his childish little hissyfits hyunwoo

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yookihhh: payback

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imnameim: awooga
          yookihhh: why do you ALWAYS ruin it
          imnameim: not my fault minhyuk is hot bestie

go5rae: yeah and who bought you drinks and snacks
          yookihhh: minor details minhyukkie :)

coenffl: i like how you tried to get him in an ugly expression, but instead your entire comment section is just thirsting after it
          yookihhh: thanks captain obvious (¬､¬)

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shownuayo: i am contemplating my choices greatly

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yookihhh: you poor thing :(( i miss you <3
           shownuayo: miss you too <33

iwonhoyou: bro you look like a dad going through a mid-life crisis, 5 o'clock shadow and everything bahaha
          shownuayo: i dont enjoy the comparison nor the accuracy

imnameim: damn dad
          shownuayo: thanks...

joohoneywalker: if this was a fanfic, i feel like you took the job opportunity because you and kihyun got into a fight bc of miscommunication and so this is the part of the story that the friendgroup has to devise a plan to get you two back together bc youre both in such pain and disarray and i honestly dont know what to do with myself
          imnameim: get your fucking laptop
          joohoneywalker: honestly yeah
          shownuayo: what the fuck

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Chatroom MX1

manwhore: I have determined we are all just tropes for the fanfic that is our universe

short_king: what the fuck

H.One: yknow hoseok,, sometimes i wonder what goes on in that pretty little head of yours

dog_god: pretty?

one_hun: little?

goddamn: sometimes?

manwhore: ...

short_king: BWAHAHAHAHA

H.One: yes. sometimes.

icebear: no wait im interested hoseok keep going

manwhore: thaNK YOU

dog_god: wait wait we're just gonna move on from what hyungwon said??

one_hun: why act surprised when we all know he'd say it eventually

dog_god: okay wait fair

goddamn: tbh i wanna hear hoseok out too

manwhore: omg slay
manwhore: so what i meant is that if we were in a fanfic
manwhore: we'd just be tropes

short_king: is there further explanation or...

manwhore: OFC THERE IS

H.One: hoseok is, if anything, thorough

icebear: that sounded like slander

H.One: ʅ(́ ◡◝ )ʃ

one_hun: breakup?

H.One: stfu jooheon

one_hun: damn

manwhore: ignoring that
manwhore: obviously showki are the mom/dad trope like what else were you expecting

goddamn: consistent

manwhore: minhyuk is the definition of chaotic bisexual

dog_god: ...

short_king: can comfirm

dog_god: HAQFPUBAEPFUG STOP

manwhore: theres a story to that
manwhore: but idgaf
manwhore: jookyun are childhood besties to lovers who've basically been dating this entire time without realizing it

icebear: tea

H.One: ^^

one_hun: we met this year

manwhore: MINOR DETAILS JOOHEON

one_hun: JESUS CHRIST OKAY SORRY

manwhore: me and hyungwon are ofc soulmates

H.One: awwwwwwww

goddamn: absolutely not
goddamn: you two are the fake dating for media coverage but oops! they fell in love trope

dog_god: fr fr ^^

short_king: ong

manwhore: (￣ヮ￣)

H.One: changkyun why do you ruin everything

goddamn: kihyun asked me the same thing

dog_god: you poor thing?

one_hun: YOU POOR THING :((

icebear: jesus christ hoseok i dont like the accuracy

manwhore: me neither

H.One: ugpowuhfoursgh pruhpesrugh

short_king: theyre on a whole new level of ignorance

one_hun: here i am trying to comfort my friend and instead we get slandered

goddamn: haters
goddamn: every last one of you

H.One: yes

dog_god: OUEUDBGSUOISFEV PLEASE

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imnameim: i rest my case

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joohoneywalker: omg stopppppp
          imnameim: <3

coenffl: i dont even know what that means but i dont like it
          imnameim: suck it

iwonhoyou: is this cute? I cant tell
          imnameim: ofc its cute asshole
          iwonhoyou: ooo feisty

Wangstar: and i rest mine you simp
          imnameim: i dont see ( ˘_˘)

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joohoneywalker: he let me dress him up dont let his face fool you

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imnameim: im not confirming these claims
          joohoneywalker: oh but i think you are

yookihhh: even this is strangely romantic
          joohoneywalker: stfu

iwonhoyou: and yall didnt invite me
          joohoneywalker: precisely
          iwonhoyou: SHVFOSHIV

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          joohoneywalker: dont ( - 、- ) me dingus