icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

Chatroom MX1

one_hun: here's my theory right?

short_king: on smth specific or are we just pulling shit from our ass

one_hun: how eloquent of you kihyun
one_hun: but no its smth specific

dog_god: oh do tell

one_hun: ('≖ ‸ ≖)
one_hun: 2won right?

H.One: i dont like where this is going

manwhore: no no dont stop jooheon

goddamn: its about you ^^^ ????

icebear: i-

one_hun: hoseok you worry me

short_king: KEEP GOING !!!!!

one_hun: right okay so 2won
one_hun: my theory is that they've been dating for months now
one_hun: but arent going to tell us

goddamn: theyre pulling a showki?

one_hun: no
one_hun: sort of

H.One: we are not

one_hun: LET ME CONTINUE

dog_god: damn

one_hun: they arent going to tell us
one_hun: so that in a year or smth
one_hun: we all will suddenly get an invite to their wedding
one_hun: and be so utterly surprised we wont know what to do with ourselves
one_hun: nothing will get past them
one_hun: we wont suspect a thing
one_hun: we may joke now,, but eventually it will die out and thats when they strike

short_king: jooheon

manwhore: what the fuck

goddamn: no no he's got a strong argument

H.One: WE ARENT DATING THOUGH

dog_god: THATS WHAT YOU WANT US TO THINK

manwhore: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

icebear: im so glad im not there to deal with that rn

one_hun: ITS SOMETHING YALL WOULD DO DONT DENY ME

H.One: I WILL DENY YOU AS MUCH AS I WANT

goddamn: bwahahaahah

manwhore: BRUH YOU EVEN GOT CHANGKYUN LAUGHING

dog_god: IPHRWPGIPHFSG

one_hun: LOOK its a good theory okay??

short_king: even though we all know thats exactly what you and changkyun would do

one_hun: WOW

goddamn: hes right, we would

one_hun: yeah who am i kidding thats so us

H.One: was that a confirmation ?

goddamn: wouldnt you like to know

manwhore: yes i would
manwhore: AND I WILL!! JOOKYUN YOU TWO ARE BEING REQUESTED BY THE FANS

dog_god: JUST them????

H.One: ofc theyre the favs

short_king: i feel hatecrimed

one_hun: good

goddamn: the people love us

manwhore: they really do
manwhore: so pls expect an ambush at jooheons apartment to film for my vid

one_hun: why mine (☍﹏⁰)｡

goddamn: ...
goddamn: you dont want to see what my dorm room has become these past few weeks

dog_god: is this why you've been saying to go out instead of us coming over????

goddamn: yes

short_king: bro how bad is it

goddamn: bad

H.One: like general frat house bad or 8 year depression room clean on tiktok bad

goddamn: ....the second

icebear: bestie...

manwhore: L

one_hun: HOSEOK

manwhore: WHAT

dog_god: BWOAFTOWUGEF NOT THE TIME

manwhore: WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

short_king: OFFER TO CLEAN IT WITH HIM???

manwhore: ew no
manwhore: i love you changkyun but thats your shit to deal with

goddamn: fair

dog_god: PIRGHWPIGH

H.One: do you *want* help cleaning it???

goddamn: ...uh yes and no

short_king: (- _-?)

one_hun: yes he wants help no he doesnt want us to see it

goddamn: ^^^

icebear: fair enough

manwhore: not jooheon knowing exactly what he wanted to say

one_hun: （〜^∇^ )〜

dog_god: hes PREENING rn isnt it

short_king: ofc he is

H.One: get your brother and sister to help??

goddamn: dw dw i'll figure it out
goddamn: just means we're meeting at jooheons apartment to vid plan

manwhore: i love a man who knows his priorities (.づ◡﹏◡)づ.

goddamn: hyungwon can you just cuff him already

H.One: OIWEBFPIAHIPF

dog_god: no honestly

short_king: yknow maybe you were on to smth jooheon

one_hun: THANK YOU

manwhore: PIRWGHPWRIEGDHEDV PLEASE

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joohoneywalker: the trio returns

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iwonhoyou: omgggg look at usss
          joohoneywalker: total boss-babes

imnameim: why does he look like he's my dad taking me somewhere
          joohoneywalker: to be fair, you guys do have a father-son relationship

shownuayo: fun !!
          joohoneywalker: it was so funky fun pops

yookihhh: slay soul sister
          joohoneywalker: i hate you with every fiber of my being

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imnameim: he made me buy him the damn hat

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joohoneywalker: and? I look good in it
          imnameim: you really do

iwonhoyou: WAIT WHY DIDNT I GET A HAT
          imnameim: let me remind you that you went around the shop pointing at everything saying "ew no" so stfu you whiny child
          iwonhoyou: WOW

coenffl: i should get him in touch with my agent
          imnameim: you def should

go5rae: its giving boyfriends
          imnameim: its giving get off my page

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imnameim: i love how jooheons apartment was like 90% production equipment
          iwonhoyou: i honestly wasnt sure what else to expect

joohoneywalker: we're so hot bestie
          iwonhoyou: honestly you are im in love
          imnameim: thanks hoseok

coenffl: screw it im making BOTH of you meet my agent,, she'll crumble over those proportions
          joohoneywalker: hmmm...changkyun?
          imnameim: yeah why not, could be fun
          iwonhoyou: what just happened here

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Chatroom MX1

short_king: storytime

one_hun: oh no

H.One: sifhwpihfwp

short_king: you dont even know what it is yet !!

manwhore: kihyun your "stories" are borderline illegal
manwhore: you go toe-to-toe with the federal law a bit too often

short_king: i
short_king: wow

goddamn: as he should

icebear: leave it to changkyun to fulfill his role as chaotic neutral

short_king: at least someone appreciates me

H.One: oh just get on with it

one_hun: pieghwpihdfps

short_king: ( lll-ω- )
short_king: well story time
short_king: im waking up at 4am yknow to head to the bakery

dog_god: wtf why

goddamn: oh wait i dont like this story

short_king: bwahahahaah
short_king: also min its bc one of my baker-ly duties is to get there at ass-crack of dawn to make the daily batches
short_king: not every morning but it was this morning
short_king: so anyways,, i get on the bus and shit

one_hun: you should really get a car man

H.One: hyunwoo should buy you one

icebear: what why

manwhore: youre his sugar daddy

goddamn: please we all know hyunwoo is broke as shit

one_hun: you arent any better???

goddamn: yeah im a college student????

short_king: CAN I CONTINUE PLEASE

dog_god: yes yes ofc bestie

short_king: ty
short_king: so im on the bus
short_king: and yall will not believe who got on just a couple stops after me

goddamn: well shit

one_hun: ノಠ_ಠノ
one_hun: im sensing a connection

short_king: changkyun would you like to explain to the class what you were doing on a bus route miles away from your university at 4am even though you have a car and it was a wednesday?

goddamn: actually no kihyun i wouldnt

dog_god: IENFGWPIHPWRFG

short_king: okay i did walk into that one
short_king: but no matter
short_king: he got on, saw me, and froze like a dear in headlights

H.One: "shiver me timbers" - changkyun  @ 4am

goddamn: stfu hyungwon

short_king: so i wave, he doesnt wave back BITCH

one_hun: slay Kyun

goddamn: ty

manwhore: PIHPWEIFNWIPRFGNPEIPIGN

short_king: and im sitting there like,, do i talk ot him? Bc he looks terrified

dog_god: he got caught outside past curfew by mom like shit i'd be scared too

goddamn: right?? Theres my argument

short_king: but mind you the bus keeps going so the next stop comes and he is OUT OF THERE I AINT EVEN SEEN THAT MAN RUN SO FAST

icebear: hes a runner hes a track star~

one_hun: changkyun wtf

goddamn: yes

manwhore: changkyun is a man of mystery

H.One: im honestly surprised you didnt turn that into a thirst comment hoseok,, this is progress

manwhore: ikr? Im doing so well

dog_god: and im surprised you didnt say "good boy" to him hyungwon

short_king: OIWHGPIWHNGPRWG PLEASE WHAT

one_hun: i-

H.One: (・・)

manwhore: omg am i your good boy hyungwon???

H.One: do you *want* to be?

goddamn: kinky

icebear: stfu changkyun

goddamn: they brought this on themselves

short_king: god i cant believe this is where we're going

dog_god: no no let their demise begin

one_hun: so we can all agree they would hide until the wedding, right?

H.One: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT IT??

goddamn: tbh idk i feel like they'd overshare their sex life

one_hun: shit youre right

dog_god: idk hoseok is a determined guy i feel like they could pull it off

manwhore: what the fuck

short_king: i hate that its come to this

icebear: yeah but what were we expecting

short_king: v true

H.One: （ｉДｉ）

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coenffl: hes goin thottin, plottin, and trottin

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iwonhoyou: hoe life or no life
          coenffl: there you go bestie

shownuayo: dont be goin around with your buttcheeks hanging out hoseok
          coenffl: youre such a hater dad

yookihhh: is he...skipping?
          coenffl: yes. yes he is.

go5rae: where even are yall
          coenffl: in your walls
          go5rae: forget i asked

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yookihhh: i finally have a car

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imnameim: when we said get GTA5 this isnt what we meant
          yookihhh: HI DO WE WANNA REMAKE THE BUS SCENE CHANGKYUN? IS THAT WHAT IM HEARING?   
          imnameim: holy hell the PASSION bestie chill

joohoneywalker: why are you like this
          yookihhh: up yours jooheon
          joohoneywalker: OURWGOWIUHG

coenffl: keep your hands on the wheel Yoo Kihyun
          yookihhh: i was in parked

shownuayo: handsome man
          yookihhh: (◌ˇ‿ˇ◌)

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imnameim: by far the best tattoo ive ever done @FF_rij

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joohoneywalker: GWORIGHWPIGE8 WHAT THATS SO GOOD DUDE
          imnameim: thanks man <3

iwonhoyou: god i hate that you have talent
          imnameim: no you dont
          iwonhoyou: no i dont

go5rae: wonderful amazing show-stopping jaw-dropping perfect astounding never-before seen
          imnameim: just say im a god bestie

yookihhh: sobbing its so good and for what
          imnameim: for money