icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

Chatroom MX1

manwhore: sobbing crying shitting bricks pissing cement i hate my life what the actual fuck kind of bs ending is that i hate it here no one deserves happiness anymore

short_king: ....what

dog_god: he binged JJBA part 3

goddamn: what do you mean he "binged" it
goddamn: that shit takes days to get through

dog_god: yes
dog_god: it's been days

manwhore: youve seen it changkyun??????

goddamn: multiple times

manwhore: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEPRESSED???

goddamn: i am,, actually
goddamn: but for different reasons

H.One: its okay hoseok
H.One: part 4 is really good

icebear: are we just moving on from what changkyun said?

goddamn: yes

short_king: absolutely

one_hun: OIRHGEOIRHG

manwhore: there is no way part 4 can uplift the pain of part 3

dog_god: i know what youre gonna say changkyun, so stfu

goddamn: wow
goddamn: i mean he kinda has to prepare for 5

one_hun: HEY !! NO SPOILERS !!

H.One: bestie it came out years ago tf you mean by spoilers ('≖ ‸ ≖)

goddamn: exactly

short_king: can we just let hoseok suffer in silence please

icebear: to be fair, he did message in here first

manwhore: WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON

dog_god: what do you mean sides ('エ｀；)

goddamn: he's too far gone minhyuk

manwhore: SHTBGEO RUDE ℃ↂ_ↂ

H.One: same shit new day get that ugly ass emoji out of my sight

one_hun: yknow you'd think after being friends with us for months he'd get it through his head that the ugly emojis arent going any time soon
one_hun: but it doesnt seem to have hit him yet

short_king: hyungwon is pretty, not smart

dog_god: HO;JRFITGHDHOTGD

H.One: WOW

goddamn: tea

icebear: and you get pissy when *we* say tea changkyun

manwhore: ^^^

goddamn: you all are a bad influence on me

short_king: good

H.One: no i think he meant bad

one_hun: jesus fucking christ hyungwon

dog_god: sighrosighodrug please what is going on here

manwhore: fuck it im going to part 4

icebear: have fun

goddamn: the only downside to part 4 is the fact that they got rid of the CGI openings tbh

H.One: no honestly ^^
H.One: however op 3 is such a fucking banger like wtf

one_hun: poghprihs i cant believe you two are bonding

manwhore: im so proud

short_king: emo bitches and their golden retriever boyfriends pt. 2

dog_god: ong ^

icebear: jesus H christ

goddamn: ...
goddamn: i was gonna say smth but i was smart and went against it,, i cant let my nerd show

one_hun: good thing im stupid
one_hun: JESUS H CHRIST - Eddie Munson

H.One: shit kihyun i think he does have a type

short_king: YOHKUHRGODHR

manwhore: tea? tea

one_hun: and what about it （・∩・）

H.One: nothin bestie

short_king: hehehe @goddamn

goddamn: put a sock in it kihyun

dog_god: few words were spoken and yet i felt as if i just read an entire essay
dog_god: titled Jookyun

manwhore: GHIJEOGUREOGO8SH

icebear: slay

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coenffl: ss from him facetiming me while crying over Okuyasu

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imnameim: ...care to explain why he's fting you shirtless
          coenffl: minor details changkyun

iwonhoyou: LOOK IM GLAD HE'S ALIVE BUT JESUS CHRIST I DONT NEED ANOTHETR AVDOL
          coenffl: babe its fine
          joohoneywalker: JUST SAY YOURE GAY JESUS CHRIST
          coenffl: ...*not dating babe its fine

go5rae: who gives a shit about the tears hoseok you are such a specimen of a man
          iwonhoyou: ty bestie
          coenffl: disgusting

shownuayo: its giving online date
          coenffl: stfu dad

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yookihhh: he offered to buy lunch and then proceeded to explain the entire plot of Moomin to me

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go5rae: and? Its a good show
          yookihhh: IT TOOK YOU NEAR TWO HOURS

iwonhoyou: as he should
          yookihhh: youre homophobic
          iwonhoyou: LGHERGHI

imnameim: minhyuk is really out here buying everyone lunch
          yookihhh: no honestly like what's his plan
          go5rae: TO BE A GOOD FRIEND???

shownuayo: and i wasnt invited ???
          yookihhh: i'll make it up to you hun
          go5rae: i cant believe you call him 'hun' unironically
          yookihhh: just say you're jealous and move on

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imnameim: i'll take what i can get
          joohoneywalker: osfuhgpiwhgwour im sorry i love you

iwonhoyou: i-
          joohoneywalker: precisely

yookihhh: you are a homosexual
          joohoneywalker: stfu you're the one with a boyfriend

coenffl: god thats probably your contact name for him
          joohoneywalker: close but no
          coenffl: oh this tea is very hot

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imnameim: my ratman is so pretty

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joohoneywalker: Jesus i love you
          imnameim: <333

coenffl: i love gay ppl, but you guys make me homophobic
          imnameim: i've just been hate-crimed wtf

iwonhoyou: yall really had a beach date im genuinely jealous
          imnameim: good

imwhatim: im not gonna say anything,, however i will be expecting a full report from you tonight
          imnameim: can you leave me alone
          Wangstar: no no i want one too
          imnameim: jesus christ jackson

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Chatroom MX1

icebear: not to be that person,, bc i know you all adore me

dog_god: only one of those statements is true

short_king: stfu

icebear: let me continue

H.One: ...fine

manwhore: [gws-gyhpsei

icebear: AS I WAS SAYING
icebear: i hate to be the bearer of bad news

goddamn: ha *bear*

one_hun: see hoseok? Thats how you say it

manwhore: stfu

icebear: oh my god
icebear: i have to leave for a little bit bc my dance team got hired to be backup dancers for an idol so we have to prep and stuff for the comeback so I'm gonna be like...in and out of the city for a good while so i cant like meet up or anything for a long while

goddamn: oh
goddamn: im happy for you man
goddamn: what idol,, are you allowed to say?

icebear: not yet
icebear: but i'll tell you when i get the 'ok'

short_king: sobbing i cant believe youre leaving me

dog_god: dads going on a business trip damn

one_hun: both of you stfu he's going places
one_hun: i for one am really happy for you

icebear: ty jooheon

goddamn: ..

icebear: and changkyun

goddamn: ofc

manwhore: im actually so excited for you two tho like thats HUGE news man

H.One: yeah ^ should we do a celebratory dinner before you leave?
H.One: actually when are you leaving? And where?

icebear: i cant say where, the company is like super secretive ig idk
icebear: but i leave...next week? I'll double check but im pretty sure

short_king: sobbing

dog_god: god we're gonna have to deal with his whiny ass for christ knows how long

short_king: LEAVE ME ALONE

icebear: yeah next wednesday
icebear: also i'll still like message and stuff i just cant meet up
icebear: at least not regularly
icebear: i mean they'll be nice and like send us home every once in a while but yknow its comeback prep so its gonna be rigorous

goddamn: have you been backup for other idols??

icebear: yeah

one_hun: omg who who who

icebear: i did a thing for rain, yang yoseob etc.
icebear: HyunA too,, a few years ago

dog_god: holy shit you got some big names under your belt

short_king: AS HE SHOULD

manwhore: bestie chill oesifhpiehsg

H.One: hes genuinely crying, isnt he

goddamn: most definitely

one_hun: fogihbjrtpfgihe what were we expecting

icebear: oirghowrgh jesus

goddamn: maybe you should go fix that hyunwoo
goddamn: i mean...yknow
goddamn: get him to focus on smth else

one_hun: ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)╭∩╮

dog_god: GET OUT BOTH OF YOU

manwhore: DGIRNJDTIGHEP YEAH THERE YOU GO

icebear: i hate this

H.One: oldhgfg[onjdtig8thwuiesgf slay jookyun

goddamn: ty ty

one_hun: we work hard to make this house a home

short_king: (つ'∀｀)つ

icebear: |Д｀|┛

manwhore: srpighsrpighwrspiwgreoguhdfv

dog_god: hyunwoo is so over us

H.One: he's over jookyun

goddamn: rude

one_hun: we're just tryna help

icebear: stop

short_king: OUHTEWRJGPIADFHPIRG

manwhore: PLEASE

dog_god: he comes to give us bittersweet news and in response he's told to get laid

H.One: priorities tf you mean

short_king: IHRPSIHGS
short_king: whatdya say hun
short_king: should we get it on ??

icebear: i am going to shoot myself

goddamn: kinky

one_hun: PIFGHPSIHGDGSPIG8RYH

manwhore: changkyun is on fucking steriods rn what

H.One: hes been cooped up in his dorm for too long
H.One: the cabin fever is getting to him

goddamn: no honestly
goddamn: ive been given so much work these past couple weeks
goddamn: i can feel my emotions being sucked out of me
goddamn: i may seem fine now,, but i swear to got by thursday im gonna be nothing but a bitch who's running on monster and the spite of god
goddamn: and im gonna make it everyones problem
goddamn: you'll hate it

one_hun: emo changkyun is making a resurgence

manwhore: I really thought we'd gotten away unscathed

goddamn: absolutely not

H.One: am i the only one whos genuinely worried

dog_god: honestly? Its hard to say

icebear: pighspi; what

short_king: kyun is going through it fr

goddamn: yes
goddamn: i want to burn this place to the ground

one_hun: A

goddamn: arson

one_hun: B

goddamn: barson

one_hun: C

goddamn: commit arson

one_hun: D

goddamn: dont come near, im going to commit arson

manwhore: what the fuck

one_hun: yes

H.One: nvm I no longer wish to worry

dog_god: HABGS[RJPIGEAEGWAOG

short_king: jookyun need help

icebear: they need to get laid

manwhore: SAYS YOU ???

icebear: we moved on hoseok be quiet

one_hun: apihrgpidhgpgnsi

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yookihhh: until later my beloved :sob:

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shownuayo: ishfgpiwhgfpwi
          yookihhh: <333

joohoneywalker: god youre acting as if he died
          yookihhh: i really wish i could actually disown you Jooheon
          joohoneywalker: keep dreaming bestie

iwonhoyou: whens the funeral jesus christ
          yookihhh: JUST BE QUIET

go5rae: so,, did he get laid
          yookihhh: leave.

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iwonhoyou: hes so freaking beautiful i might cry

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imnameim: i mean, he is a model
          iwonhoyou: I KNOW BUT STILL

coenffl: says you <3
          iwonhoyou: omgggg stoppppppp <33333

yookihhh: stop rubbing it in
          iwonhoyou: STOP BEING SALTY

go5rae: 85% of your instagram is just pics of him what
          iwonhoyou: as it should be tf you mean

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go5rae: why was i put on babysitting duty? Hes nothing but a sob story now

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yookihhh: WOW   
          go5rae: ITS TRUE

joohoneywalker: bc changkyun is busy, 2won are...well, "busy" and i did it last time
          go5rae: i hate you

shownuayo: its been like...3 days
          go5rae: TELL THAT TO HIM

coenffl: bwahahaahahaahaahah thats so sad
          go5rae: no it honestly is
          yookihhh: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP

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