icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

Chatroom MX1

goddamn: hello

H.One: oh my god hes alive

manwhore: welcome home

dog_god: tf you mean by home sdloghrwouhgvsrg

manwhore: obviously we are his home

one_hun: what sort of entitled idea is that (T＿T)

goddamn: you dont seem to realize i run away from home frequently

short_king: damnit hoseok look what you did

manwhore: OIRHGPIHW IM SORRY

H.One: arent you glad we're friends changkyun

goddamn: do you *want* me to answer that

H.One: fair enough

dog_god: piwrghpwirhfpg

icebear: so how was solitary confinement

goddamn: it was perfect
goddamn: ty for being understanding

one_hun: ofc bestie

manwhore: ...
manwhore: one day it'll be babe

short_king: yeah but jooheon seems like the kind of guy to say babe platonically and bro romantically

one_hun: i
one_hun: no yeah

H.One: orghepirhgpwig poor changkyun

goddamn: shut the fuck up hyungwon ʘ‿ʘ

dog_god: IRHGWPIRGHR ITS SO THREATENING

icebear: and i thought my bears were patronizing

one_hun: please none of us hold a candle to a pissed changkyun

manwhore: arent you the one who fucking nutted when he cursed out minhyuk

one_hun: ....
one_hun: so anyways i was reading this news article the other day

short_king: OUBWPEIFHPIWRGNSODUBFOGAEU PLEASE JOOHEON

goddamn: excuse me

icebear: irshgoriheg hoseok look what youve done

manwhore: i wont apologize

H.One: maybe you shouldve stayed away changkyun

goddamn: yeah i realize that now

dog_god: sorfghwoeifhgwpieghpweigh

short_king: tea

icebear: he comes back and immediately is thrust into this

H.One: wrong word choice dad

icebear: get your mind out of the fucking gutter chae hyungwon

manwhore: pwrighw[rhoigf[wrehig the chaos
manwhore: i love it

one_hun: its that fucking meme where the girl is smiling at the camera while the house burns behind her except instead of the girl its just hoseok

goddamn: ...
goddamn: to picsart i go

manwhore: PIRGW[H WAIT

dog_god: changkyun out here doing the lords work

H.One: i sit with anticipation

short_king: no same

goddamn: may i present to you
goddamn: this fucking thing
goddamn:

manwhore: PIRHGPWIHRGWPRIGHGI PLEASE

one_hun: SLAY CHANGKYUN THATS WHAT IM LOOKING FOR

dog_god: PIRGHWIRHGPWRI

H.One: i have never been so proud to be friends with you changkyun

short_king: BWAHHAAHAAHAHHAAHAAHA

icebear: jesus spirghwirhgih

goddamn: ty ty
goddamn: im a god ik

manwhore: not the ego (￣个￣)

one_hun: no no keep the ego
one_hun: its perfect bestie

H.One: damn even i was expecting a babe in that one

dog_god: one day,, i can see it on the horizon

icebear: all yall istg ^

short_king: let them dream hun

manwhore: wiprghwp[eihgfwprihgptgoslnd

goddamn: L

one_hun: its never gonna come if you keep saying that

H.One: hold the damn phone ⊂◉‿◉つ

dog_god: WAIT WHAT

manwhore: that has implications that i like

short_king: holy shit jooheon

goddamn: i just short-circuited

icebear: his first day back and hes getting hit on
icebear: this is a win in my book

goddamn: stfu dad

one_hun: pigrhwpirghpwirhgpsi bwahahaahaha

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imnameim: made me buy him (and jooheon) ice cream as payback for the picsart

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iwonhoyou: you created an abomination, this is only fair
          imnameim: stfu hoesock

joohoneywalker: im so glad i came along for the ride
          imnameim: preach king

coenffl: cant believe you just stole my man like that
          imnameim: 1- you were working. 2- dating scandal

imwhatim: (ʃƪ¬‿¬)
          imnameim: shut the fuck up

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iwonhoyou: the chaos trio you never knew you needed

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imnameim: i cant believe you turned it into a vlog prighdpihf
          iwonhoyou: i do actually have a daily upload system to stay by

joohoneywalker: we are so slay
          iwonhoyou: slay sisters

go5rae: i cant believe i wasnt invited
          iwonhoyou: YOU HAD A RECORDING SESSION

shownuayo: looks like fun
          iwonhoyou: it was dad

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joohoneywalker: look at how pretty he is im ( ๑>ᴗ<๑ )

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imnameim: no you
          joohoneywalker: oipwrhgpwiehgpfhw

iwonhoyou: i did in fact third wheel
          joohoneywalker: good

yookihhh: you got him to pose?????
          joohoneywalker: i have my ways

coenffl: happy pride ???
          joohoneywalker: you never shut up do you?
          coenffl: no

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Chatroom MX1

manwhore: i love being the bearer of amazing news

dog_god: ion think thats how it goes

H.One: stfu i wanna know

short_king: pighpwi

manwhore: thanks to my lil vlog, my entire fandom are jookyun believers
manwhore: and you guys know i dont edit my vlogs bc i like being fully authentic
manwhore: so they deducted everything from yalls silly lil actions

one_hun: what

goddamn: excuse me

dog_god: PIRHGW[IHG

H.One: Weenee's everywhere : "i saw gay, so i said gay"

manwhore: pretty much

short_king: pLEASE

icebear: jookyun rn: |д꒪ͧ)...

one_hun: yeah basically

goddamn: yall are pushing this

H.One: as we should

manwhore: what pumpkin said

dog_god: NOOOO I THOUGHT WE LEFT THAT BEHIND

manwhore: ofc not,, the shitty names are coming back

H.One: sighsrpighvwpirr ty bestie

short_king: PHGYWOGHPWRIGSHRI

manwhore: rejection hurts

goddamn: deserving

one_hun: deserving

icebear: sometimes i hate how close you two are

dog_god: no you dont

icebear: ...yeah youre right

short_king: psighpwiheg he has NO backbone

goddamn: he doesnt need one

one_hun: what do you mean by that

goddamn: dw about it (✪‿✪)

one_hun: im gonna worry about it

manwhore: both of you go flirt somewhere else

H.One: srsly

goddamn: i want the ice cream back hoseok

dog_god: PIRHGWPIHRGPH

short_king: changkyun woke up today and chose violence

icebear: babe its 9 at night

short_king: his sleep schedule is fucked this is bascially dawn for him

goddamn: v true mom

short_king: pieghpweihg stop

one_hun: never

H.One: you should just adopt us at this point

manwhore: omg do you want me to film it???
manwhore: it can be yalls pregnancy reveal

icebear: leave this chat hoseok

manwhore: MEAN ∑(ΦдΦlll

goddamn: different day same shit

dog_god: we have a reputation to uphold

one_hun: exactly ^^

H.One: horrible

short_king: considering you both have such shitty attitudes, you'd think hyungwon and changkyun would be besties
short_king: but no,, they both went the opposites attract route

dog_god: an emo bitch brat and their golden retriever boyfriend

goddamn: ('-ι_-｀)

H.One: both of you can burn in the pits of hell

short_king: see?

icebear: pisrghpwihgfpir

manwhore: kihyun just write the wattpad story

one_hun: i'll get my laptop

short_king: BWAHAHAHAH

dog_god: what in the fan-fic-fuck (ﾐ〒﹏〒ﾐ)

icebear: just move on bestie

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shownuayo: look at his smile :(

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yookihhh: (๑♡⌓♡๑)
          shownuayo: ♡'･ᴗ･'♡

go5rae: smth about hyunwoo making boyfriend appreciation posts is so sweet
          shownuayo: ty,, finally someone notices

coenffl: yall cute or whatever
          shownuayo: jealousy is such a sweet melody

Bamx2: ....i should text him
          shownuayo: ORHGPWIRH

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coenffl: yall got bitches, i got to be the cover for W Magazine

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iwonhoyou: SLAY BABE
          imnameim: are you fucking kidding me
          coenffl: ty bestie
          go5rae: how does rejection taste hoseok
          iwonhoyou: stfu minhyuk <3

yookihhh: slayed the house boots down houston
          coenffl: precisely

joohoneywalker: such a power move
          coenffl: im climbing the corporate ladder

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imnameim: Jooheon, my emotional support extrovert

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joohoneywalker: awwww i love you too
          imnameim: <33

imwhatim: hehe @Wangstar
          Wangstar: hehe
          imnameim: both of you put a sock in it

iwonhoyou: H O M O S E X U A L
          imnameim: i cant believe im friends with you

shownuayo: whos he talkin to
          imnameim: he got a scam call
          shownuayo: nice