icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

Chatroom MX1

short_king: children
short_king: i have something to say

one_hun: thats foreboding

dog_god: CHILDREN????

H.One: guys stfu mom has something to say

one_hun: ofc ofc mom continue please

short_king: i brought this upon myself
short_king: ANYWAYS !! i was given a day off tomorrow
short_king: who wants to hang out

manwhore: omggggggg kihyun's being sociallllll

short_king: youre acting as if me and hyunwoo arent the ones who organize things every time we all hang out together

icebear: ^^^

one_hun: minor details ¯\_( ツ )_/¯

dog_god: as their favorite child,, i would love to hang out mom

short_king: cool
short_king: youre not my favorite

manwhore: PIRGPEIWHRGPWIHGPWIH

dog_god: (☉_ ☉)

H.One: please we all know changkyun is their favorite

one_hun: i cant argue with that

dog_god: well i can OIWPRIG4HFW WHY IS IT HIM

icebear: he has one-sided beef with a college student thats really sad

short_king: one-sided beef about a make-believe family

dog_god: wgiorhpreigh

manwhore: "it was real to me" - Minhyuk circa 2022

H.One: s[ighepifhweirghw facts

dog_god: i hate it here

one_hun: thats a first coming from you

dog_god: WHY AM I GETTING SLANDERED TODAY

short_king: because

dog_god: are you gonna finish that or ....

short_king: no

icebear: just because?

short_king: yes

one_hun: OIBRGWPIHFPIGNWPI PLEASE

manwhore: sobbing

H.One: (っ- ‸ – ς)

dog_god: fair

manwhore: oishgpsihgsp

short_king: so this means yall are good for tmrw??

one_hun: yeah

icebear: what about changkyun?

[goddamn is online]

goddamn: no

short_king: oh did smth come up? We can do it another day when youre able

goddamn: no
goddamn: i dont want to so you guys do it without me

H.One: okay ( ˘-_-)

manwhore: (꒪⌓꒪)

dog_god: did smth happen?

goddamn: no

[goddamn is offline]

icebear: ...uh
icebear: no changkyun i guess?

short_king: i guess

manwhore: did we do something wrong? (。ヘ°)

one_hun: i dont think so

H.One: you go talk to him jooheon

one_hun: what why

dog_god: we all know he's only gonna talk to you

one_hun: what about kihyun??

short_king: absolutely not
short_king: taking care of a drunk changkyun is enough for me tyvm

icebear: wirghwpirgf

one_hun: （=｀〜'=）
one_hun: fine
one_hun: i will be back

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Jookyun emotions chat time omg look they have personalities

one_hun: you good dude?

goddamn: yes

one_hun: (¬_¬)

goddamn: what

one_hun: okay i know youre a bland guy but that was way too stiff

goddamn: sorry?? ( ≖_≖)

one_hun: whats going on

goddamn: nothing,, i just dont want to hang out
goddamn: does that answer not suffice

one_hun: it would if you werent messaging as if youre mad at us

goddamn: im not mad at you guys
goddamn: better?

one_hun: -'д'-

goddamn: youre not leaving until i explain myself are you

one_hun: precisely dear friend

goddamn: (＃'ー' )
goddamn: ive done a lot of socializing since ive met you guys
goddamn: that isnt normal for me,, like actually not normal at all
goddamn: its taken a lot out of me so i need time to recharge and stuff

one_hun: we already know youre introverted kyun

goddamn: its more than that
goddamn: but yeah
goddamn: i just
goddamn: i need to be alone for a good while,, and maybe i'll talk in the gc but thats not really likely
goddamn: ill read along and stuff but i dont want to
goddamn: thats too anxiety inducing for me rn
goddamn: like,, idk how to explain it

one_hun: sensory overload?

goddamn: ig yeah

one_hun: we're very stimulating people

goddamn: you are
goddamn: which is fine
goddamn: it just means i need to hide away for a bit
goddamn: and my answers were short and stuff bc my anxiety was peaking so
goddamn: i tend to come off angry sorry

one_hun: nah you're good
one_hun: can i still message you like,,, individually?

goddamn: yeah

one_hun: okay
one_hun: is it fine if i tell the others?

goddamn: sure

one_hun: and if you need anything (including us to leave you alone) you just let me or the others know, yeah?

goddamn: okay
goddamn: thanks

one_hun: ofc bestie <3

goddamn: <3

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Omg we meet changkyun's big bro AND jackson

goddamn: i'm in too deep arent i

wicky_wacky: oh im so glad you noticed

goddamn: bitch

hotguyfrom_hongkong: PSFGRN[ISHDV]0ADRKPV

wicky_wacky: ( -'︿ '- ✿)
wicky_wacky: i thought we established your feelings for him..like..when were you drunk again?

goddamn: a good few weeks ago

wicky_wacky: right

hotguyfrom_hongkong: so whats all this about

wicky_wacky: yeah bc i distinctly remember you calling me in a drunk stupor saying "holy fucking shit hyung i love him,, like actually love him,, what the fuck do i do?"

goddamn: the quoting wasnt necessary

hotguyfrom_hongkong: yes it was

wicky_wacky: so whats going on
wicky_wacky: bc you then called me again the next morning saying "okay i do love him but i'm fine. Feelings are feelings" which btw you never say youre so emotionally inept

goddamn: see this is why i dont talk to you guys anymore

wicky_wacky: rude

hotguyfrom_hongkong: but srsly whats up

goddamn: i'll send you the ss

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hotguyfrom_hongkong: awwwww

wicky_wacky: finally another person to deal with your neurodivergent ass

goddamn: ('≖ ‸ ≖)
goddamn: i mean like ik we always joke flirt,, i mean all of us do
goddamn: but i just
goddamn: ugh

wicky_wacky: just tell him ????

hotguyfrom_hongkong: wait no didnt you do that already

goddamn: no
goddamn: kihyun told me to clear the air bc i bitched out at him when i was drunk

wicky_wacky: typical drunk changkyun move

goddamn: stfu
goddamn: but what i told him was that i "found smth out about myself" and that "he was in the line of fire im sorry"

hotguyfrom_hongkong: LAME

goddamn: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

wicky_wacky: but yes youre in so deep

goddamn: i'd need a nuclear bomb to blast myself out

hotguyfrom_hongkong: you catch on quick

goddamn: stfu

wicky_wacky: so what are you gonna do about it

goddamn: wallow in self pity

wicky_wacky: no you stupid child

hotguyfrom_hongkong: use your love language

goddamn: i hate that you call it that
goddamn: getting him gifts doesnt mean shit

hotguyfrom_hongkong: it does from YOU changkyun

wicky_wacky: tell me, dear brother, what is his love language

goddamn: i dont just know that off the top of my head

hotguyfrom_hongkong: youre head over heels for him ofc you do

goddamn: ...
goddamn: physical affection

wicky_wacky: tea

goddamn: ew god

hotguyfrom_hongkong: PIRHGPWIRHGPW
hotguyfrom_hongkong: so just smother him in gifts

wicky_wacky: EXACTLY !!!!

goddamn: i hate both of you

hotguyfrom_hongkong: you dont hate jooheon though

wicky_wacky: slay jackson

hotguyfrom_hongkong: ty bestie

goddamn: ugh fine

wicky_wacky: YES

hotguyfrom_hongkong: slay changkyun

goddamn: no

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iwonhoyou: he literally showed up in his PJs wanting to watch this

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go5rae: yeah what about it
          iwonhoyou: YOU ACT AS IF YOU LIVE HERE

yookihhh: slay minhyuk
          iwonhoyou: this is anything but a slay

joohoneywalker: to be fair, he has great taste in movies so
          iwonhoyou: i hate that youre right

shownuayo: not the headband
          iwonhoyou: no fr

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coenffl: ugliest shoes i ever did see

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iwonhoyou: RUDE
          coenffl: its okay i still love you

joohoneywalker: divorce arc
          coenffl: stfu joowhore
          joohoneywalker: WOW

imnameim: he doesnt even play guitar
          coenffl: i know its horrible

go5rae: tea

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yookihhh: this is how he fucking sits

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coenffl: yeah what about it??
          yookihhh: what are you? 5?

shownuayo: then he took all our blankets
          yookihhh: horrible child

iwonhoyou: HE LOOKS ADORABLE STFU
          yookihhh: only you would say that

joohoneywalker: its the messy hair for me
          yookihhh: no like did he just roll out of bed??

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joohoneywalker: put the dogs away kihyun

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imnameim: disgusting
          joohoneywalker: im scarred for life

yookihhh: WHY WOULD YOU POST THEM???
          joohoneywalker: if i had to see it, so does everyone else

go5rae: i am...disgusted
          joohoneywalker: good

#gun: ew
          joohoneywalker: odfigpirwhgrip

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shownuayo: he wasnt even paying attention

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joohoneywalker: shut the fuck up
          shownuayo: no

imnameim: handsome
          shownuayo: ( ≖_≖)

coenffl: i really wanted to steal his shirt

iwonhoyou: idec he so srpighwpeigh

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go5rae: he spent 20 minutes setting up the input and stuff

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yookihhh: his brain is amazing
          go5rae: this is all bc you couldnt set it up

shownuayo: it wasnt hard
          go5rae: i didnt say it was bestie

joohoneywalker: god he really is a dad
          go5rae: no honestly just adopt a kid

coenffl: a man of many talents
          go5rae: magic man fr

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imnameim: i come to babysit my nephew and find him stealing my spot as #1 uncle

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Wangstar: and?? Youre away at college, someone has to take care of him
          imnameim: dont you have a job???

imwhatim: thats my nephew too
          imnameim: and?

joohoneywalker: YOU HAVE A NEPHEW???
          imnameim: yes. And a niece. They're my sister's kids

shownuayo: and he calls us the parents
          imnameim: bc you are

[🐵: omg this was such a lame chapter soigvsdirfh but look we have a plot guys,, im trying my best to not make this changkyun/jookyun centric but screw it he's my bias and they're my favs like wtf else am I supposed to do orghorigh]