icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

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imnameim: i cleaned it

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joohoneywalker: at 3am???
imnameim: yes

imwhatim: so proud
imnameim: the sarcasm is not appreciated

go5rae: omgggg this means we get to crash your place now
imnameim: bruh

coenffl: forgot how small it is
imnameim: this is only my bedroom though,, There are other parts

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joohoneywalker: i kidnapped him,, my pigeon boy >:)

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imnameim: this is like a stalker photo
joohoneywalker: <3

iwonhoyou: a couple? yeah a couple of gays
joohoneywalker: its strange
iwonhoyou: what is
joohoneywalker: i cant seem to find the askers
iwonhoyou: FUCK OFF

shownuayo: what'd you guys do?
joohoneywalker: we just hung out,, yknow did some shopping and then he bought me food

yookihhh: here i am in a relationship and im JEALOUS of two single people
joohoneywalker: sucks to suck ig

#gun: hes like all you post about bro
joohoneywalker: Hes my bestie（>﹏<)

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coenffl: the photos came out great im so happy,, thank you for the opportunity @universe

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iwonhoyou: H A N D S O M E
coenffl: ty babes

go5rae: look at you go!!!!
coenffl: ty ty

Yookihhh: bitches be swooning. thats me. Im bitches
coenffl: oishrgpruhgprsdp

joohoneywalker: A WARNING HYUNGWON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
coenffl: absolutely not

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imnameim: he bought me a sweater

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iwonhoyou: as a boyfriend should
imnameim: shut up whore

Wangstar: ohohoho?
imnameim: leave

joohoneywalker: <3
imnameim: <3

shownuayo: im getting so suspicious
imnameim: no youre not
shownuayo: yes i am

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Chatroom MX1

icebear: i have been given the okay to tell you all who the idol is

dog_god: OMGGGG WHO WHO WHO

manwhore: ITS BEEN SO LONGGGGGGGGG（￣Ω￣）

icebear: alexa

goddamn: wait fr?
goddamn: shes like one of my fav artists
goddamn: are you like friends with her???

one_hun: changkyun !

goddamn: what !? its a fair question

short_king: his ticket to fame starts now

manwhore: please we all know it started when he met with hyungwons agent

dog_god: WAIT THEY ACTUALLY MIGHT BECOME MODELS???

one_hun: we're guys of many talents

H.One: tbh i really wanted him to say a couple
H.One: yknow, romantically

short_king: RIGHWPIHG

goddamn: my question still stands

icebear: yes we're friendly
icebear: she's v nice changkyun

goddamn: cool

dog_god: "bag secured" - changkyun probably

goddamn: stfu

manwhore: pirgpeisrhgpsis please

one_hun: is our friendship not enough Kyun ('Д｀)

goddamn: not anymore

short_king: BEOAUAUEGFI

one_hun: damn
one_hun: guess we cant be friends anymore

goddamn: what else can we be then ?

one_hun: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

goddamn: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

H.One: stop flirting

dog_god: tea

manwhore: wieghpwdirhgpsdihf i feel scandalized

short_king: dating scandal ?

manwhore: STFU

H.One: wrifhiprsogs sobbing

icebear: (-。-;

dog_god: he comes here to tell us about his current gig and instead we're talking about the 2won dating scandal

one_hun: rip hyunwoo

goddamn: sucks to suck ig

manwhore: HRGSODR THE TWO OF YOU

one_hun: he should know better by now

goddamn: ^^^

icebear: i want to disown both of you

short_king: i second that

H.One: omg the family is breaking apart

dog_god: its ok hoseok will just adopt changkyun
dog_god: and we all know showki dont wanna get rid of jooheon

one_hun: (●≧ω≦)9

manwhore: wait why am i adopting him ???

goddamn: youre like my second dad

manwhore: okay yeah fair

H.One: ew i dont want changkyun as a son

goddamn: thanks...

dog_god: OIRGWPFGPGHIPSIDHG WHAT

short_king: 2won confirmed ??????

icebear: tea

one_hun: orguhvorhhvdfdfjsdj

H.One: thats not what i was getting at

dog_god: you sure?

icebear: it certainly seemed like it

H.One: both of you can suck my dick o(｀^'*)

icebear: ew no thanks

dog_god: i'll leave that to hoseok

manwhore: OUWFOUFHPWIGHRPRWI WAIT WAIT WAIT

short_king: hyungwon stop hitting on my boyfriend

H.One:（'＿｀;）
H.One: i just cant win

goddamn: deserving

one_hun: GTKSJRGUS

dog_god: ugly ass keysmash there jooheon

one_hun: youre an ugly keysmash

manwhore: you're cute jeans

goddamn: those are my jeans?

manwhore: no. you're cute jeans

goddamn: those are mine?

manwhore: you are cute jeans

short_king: what the fuck (￣'Д'￣)

icebear: i think its time we move on

dog_god: no no let them continue
dog_god: im v entertained rn

H.One: ofc YOU are minhyuk

dog_god: i dont see ( ˇ÷ˇ　 )

one_hun: get some glasses?

dog_god: way to fucking ruin it joohoe

one_hun: (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸*✧⁺˚

goddamn: cute

manwhore: no shame

short_king: hes so bold

one_hun: orufgoshugoeurg changkyunnnnnn

goddamn: <333

H.One: what the fuck have i just witnessed

icebear: idk but i hated it

dog_god: are you homophobic hyunwoo

icebear: yes
icebear: i hate gay people

manwhore: HABSGVOSFUV GHSPIHPEIEH

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iwonhoyou: he hasnt moved in like,, an hour

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go5rae: to be fair your bed is super comfy
iwonhoyou: ikrrrrr

joohoneywalker: and you didnt invite us???
iwonhoyou: i never get to see my precious minhyukkie :(((

yookihhh: a couple...of besties !!
iwonhoyou: are you being sarcastic ?
yookihhh: ¯\_( ツ )_/¯
iwonhoyou: @imnameim is it sarcastic
imnameim: i...i think so

shownuayo: hes glaring at you
iwonhoyou: yes im aware dad

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coenffl: im offended look how natural they are for a first photoshoot

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imnameim: wow we're hot
coenffl: and its pissing me off

joohoneywalker: we're stealing your job
coenffl: god you probably mean that

go5rae: A-FUCKING-WOOGA
coenffl: i knowwww (ToT)

iwonhoyou: is that...is that even legal?
coenffl: probably not

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yookihhh: i missed him sm :(( and yall bitches can SUCK IT

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imnameim: ew
yookihhh: hater

iwonhoyou: a couple...of homosexuals !!
yookihhh: is this payback
iwonhoyou:¯\_( ツ )_/¯
yookihhh: yeah thats fair

coenffl: no more divorce arc ig
yookihhh: shut..the fuck up

shownuayo:（'・｀ ）♡
yookihhh: (⺣◡⺣)♡*

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go5rae: we ordered take out and watched ghibli movies it was wonderful

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joohoneywalker: bros before hyungwon
go5rae: exactly bestie

iwonhoyou: it was funky fun
go5rae: honestly

yookihhh: pls tell me you witnessed a drunk hoseok
go5rae: i did. It was great. My life is fulfilled

shownuayo: looks like fun !
go5rae: it was awesome-sauce dad

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Chatroom MX1

H.One: whoever mailed me 30 empty cans of monster energy can suck my fucking ass

goddamn: kinky

manwhore: IM SORRY SOMEONE SENT YOU HOW MANY

H.One: 30
H.One: empty cans
H.One: of monster energy
H.One: AND IT WAS THE FUCKING GREEN APPLE FLAVOR

dog_god: to be fair that is like the best flavor

short_king: was it you minhyuk

dog_god: OISRHOS
dog_god: no
dog_god: wish it was tho

H.One: changkyun?

goddamn: why would it be me???

manwhore: you drink monster more than you do water

goddamn: yeah but not green fucking apple
goddamn: i enjoy the mango one

dog_god: ugh ofc you do

manwhore: sprighspirghir

H.One: i have my eye on you changkyun

goddamn: you shouldnt ?????

short_king: okay yeah to be fair he keeps like every can he drinks
short_king: theyre his emotional support tincans

goddamn: way to expose me
goddamn: but yes

H.One: that leaves one person

icebear: whats going on

short_king: scroll up hun

icebear: ooooh

H.One: jooheon is being awfully quiet rn

goddamn: hes at a gig rn

H.One: what

goddamn: a gig? He still does underground rap??

manwhore: shit i forgot about that part

dog_god: rhgpwighopsruifgh

short_king: ofc changkyun knows his schedule

goddamn: no im just here

dog_god: HE INVITED YOU??

manwhore: HE NEVER INVITES US TO HIS GIGS

H.One: im almost jealous

icebear: are we really surprised changkyun gets special treatment

short_king: no

icebear: exactly

dog_god: wpiefhgwpifh unfair

goddamn: suck it up

H.One: i always suck yet never seem to swallow

short_king: ew dude shut up

dog_god: i am...disgusted

manwhore: OIHRGWPOIHFW HYUNGWON

goddamn: he needs help hoseok

short_king: yeah
short_king: "help"

H.One: i hate all of you

manwhore: pirghpwihgpw

H.One: not you

manwhore: omgggg

dog_god: im gonna throw up

icebear: fr ^^

short_king: wgppwdirghfpwih
short_king: changkyun when does the gig start

goddamn: now
goddamn: so bye bye

[goddamn is offline]

dog_god: so we're all in agreement
dog_god: those two love each other

H.One: youre saying this as if its new information

manwhore: soirghrpishgip

dog_god: bitch（'＿｀）

short_king: they just need to date already

icebear: ^^

dog_god: the pining is painful to watch

H.One: whats stopping them
H.One: like honestly
H.One: cuz ik theyre dense,, but they know they like each other right?

manwhore: tbh they could be more dense than we assumed

short_king: idk i feel like changkyun knows

[goddamn is online]

goddamn: can you all stfu

[goddamn is offline]

H.One: ...
H.One: yeah he definitely knows

manwhore: OURGHPW IHGPIWRH