icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

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[manwhore has changed their name to bigtiddiegoddess]

short_king: absolutely not

[short_king renamed bigtiddiegoddess to manwhore]

H.One: no i liked the new one

[H.One renamed manwhore to bigtiddiegoddess]

dog_god: what in the everloving FUCK is this

bigtiddiegoddess: im a big tiddie goddess

goddamn: are you drunk ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽

bigtiddiegoddess: no
bigtiddiegoddess: one of my fans called me that in the comments of my latest workout vlog and i was like "ooh yeah i like it"

short_king: disgusting

H.One: beautiful

dog_god: RIGWRPIGHW

one_hun: ...it is a THURSDAY EVENING

bigtiddiegoddess: im being my authentic self and i thought of ANYONE you guys would be accepting of me

H.One: im so accepting of you

short_king: you make me want to be a misandrist

goddamn: spoken like a king ^

bigtiddiegoddess: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

icebear: ...

[icebear has renamed bigtiddiegoddess to manwhore]

icebear: i dont think the world is ready for that yet hoseok

manwhore: sounds like a you problem

one_hun: BUT THATS A YOU PROBLEM!! YOU KNOW ITS OUT MY HANDS

goddamn: YOU GONNA NEED TO SOLVE EM CUZ YOU BEEN MAKING PLANS

one_hun: ABOUT US

goddamn: ITS SIMPLE

one_hun: GET LOST IN THE ROMANCE

goddamn: AND JUST DANCE

dog_god: never again

short_king: what the fuck was that and why was changkyun using caps lock

manwhore: giwprhgprsihgoeihg

goddamn: rude

one_hun: ive been developing some new tracks and stuff,, its not really rap but ive been looking into like singing and stuff
one_hun: i showed them to changkyun

goddamn: and i fell in love

H.One: disgustingly gay

icebear: am i? homophobic?

short_king: i am

manwhore: IHGWPIEGHRWPGHO PLEASE

one_hun: WOW i have one passion and yall dont give a single SHIT

goddamn: i give a shit

one_hun: ik ty bestie <3

goddamn: <3

H.One: idk whats in the air today but im putting on a gas mask so i dont get infected

dog_god: youre just salty bc hoseok has to hide his tits

manwhore: theyre too powerful im sorry (╥_╥)

icebear: i hate this family

short_king: yknow the more you play into the father role the more theyre gonna troll you

icebear: i accept my fate

one_hun: pirghpeirhgpsrihdgpsrihgpsgh

goddamn: yeah you tell em mom

short_king: watch your fucking back changkyun,, i know where you live

goddamn: so does everyone else here

H.One: mans really said "bestie you aint special"

dog_god: tea?

manwhore: tea
manwhore: dare i add
manwhore: slay

one_hun: oh sweet baby rays never again hoseok

icebear: maybe hes high

goddamn: maybe hes sick

manwhore: excuse me (͡o‿O͡)

H.One: i
H.One: WHY DO ALL OF YOU USE UGLY ASSS SHIT FACE EMOJIS

short_king: the passion

one_hun: stfu kihyun we all know you started it

short_king: PIRHTWPIEGHFWE WHAT

dog_god: this is why people think humanity needs to fall

icebear: bc of us?

goddamn: who else

dog_god: see he gets it ^^

manwhore: rude changkyun

goddamn: dont take it personally

one_hun: "I dont discriminate. Everyone's shit in my eyes" - changkyun probably

H.One: *changkyun definitely

short_king: spirghepigvhnerpg please what is this

goddamn: the 9th ring of hell

icebear: there are only 7 ???

dog_god: we made 2 more
dog_god: we're just that bad

goddamn: ong ^

one_hun: piwghwprihgpershgvpisghrdwpihovj the two of you

manwhore: no no let them continue
manwhore: its only their graves theyre digging

dog_god: tea

goddamn: if i go down youre all coming with me

short_king: god and he probably means that

H.One: pirwgywprighwrigwprighpdrigwprighprih

icebear: one peaceful evening, thats all i wanted

one_hun: with us? No way

dog_god: with the frizz?? NO WAY

manwhore: use the fucking door minhyuk

dog_god: PIHRGWPIHRG

goddamn: he just unlocked a core memory

H.One: ༼ ຶཽཀ ຶཽ༽

short_king: AND YOU CALL OUR EMOJIS UGLY CHAE HYUNGWON WHAT IN THE FUCK-FRANTIC IS THAT

icebear: fuck-frantic (T⌓T)

manwhore: just move on bestie

one_hun: psighpwirhgfesrihgpesrih

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joohoneywalker: i forgot you two were a thing
yookihhh: IERHGPREI WHAT

shownuayo: (灬♥ω♥灬)
yookihhh: (⺣◡⺣)♡*

iwonhoyou: ofc hes drinking dogidfo
yookihhh: you act as if the two of you dont go drinking every tuesday

imnameim: uh slay ig?
yookihhh: just shut up

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iwonhoyou: handsome man

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imnameim: dating scandal is around the corner
iwonhoyou: ¯\_(⌣̯̀⌣́)_/¯

go5rae: just say youre dating and lets move on
iwonhoyou: NRGPWIRHGP

coenffl: omggggg its meeeeee
iwonhoyou: (✿˵•́◡•̀˵)━✧.*

yookihhh: gayest mofos i ever did see
iwonhoyou: SAYS YOU???

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imnameim: all yall going on dates meanwhile hes struggling to make a baseline

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joohoneywalker: IRGNEORIG SHUT UP
imnameim: no

Wangstar: i smell homosexuality
imnameim: maybe its just allergies bestie

iwonhoyou: WE WERENT ON A DATE
imnameim: who said i was talking about you
iwonhoyou: ⊙︿⊙

go5rae: changkyun gets dragged into the underground rap scene. 2022 colorized.
imnameim: this is why you have no bitches

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joohoneywalker: a musical genius? Yes but look at his sweater

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imnameim: its a comfy sweater okay stfu
joohoneywalker: im gonna steal it
iwonhoyou: the gayest shit ive seen right here ^

coenffl: its giving soft-boy which does not fit his character
joohoneywalker: angpiwhfgpwih

shownuayo: a couple? Homosexual? Gay?
yookihhh: fellas,, is it?
joohoneywalker: BOTH OF YOU BE QUIET

#gun: ( •_• )>⌐■-■
joohoneywalker: omg hi??? Answer my freaking texts you dilapidated port-a-potty

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goddamn: he then proceeded to in fact steal my sweater

one_hun: hehe ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ )ᕗ

H.One: ( ≖_≖)
H.One: happy pride i guess???

manwhore: PIRGPYWIRHGPIWHR

goddamn: (눈_눈)

dog_god: TO BE FAIR
dog_god: its a couple's thing to steal each others clothes

goddamn: great can i have my red sweatshirt back then @H.One

H.One: absolutely not this shit is so fucking comfy

one_hun: no right like why are his clothes so nice

goddamn: ('≖ ‸ ≖)

short_king: changkyun is just a consignment shop at this point

icebear: psigvpsirghpw

goddamn: they come over once and suddenly half my closet is gone

dog_god: we're doing the lords work

goddamn: we're in hell

manwhore: ERPIGRWPH CHANGKYUN

icebear: just buy more clothes???

goddamn: ...
goddamn: wait now i have an idea

short_king: omg youre brain works??

goddamn: stfu kihoe

short_king: (╯°□°）╯

one_hun: i laughed
one_hun: and i aint afraid to admit it

dog_god: whats youre idea changkyun

goddamn: uh its a secret

H.One: (~_~)

manwhore: thats never a good sign

icebear: i trust him

short_king: why

goddamn: im right here

short_king: i know

one_hun: pIPIHGPWIRHG

dog_god: tea

H.One: coffee

manwhore: you ruined it hyungwon

H.One: good

goddamn: and yall call me emo

icebear: lmao

one_hun: that was so fucking bland wtf hyunwoo

short_king: no like babe are you good

icebear: yes ʕ•̀_•́ʔ

manwhore: what on earth

dog_god: blink twice if you need help

icebear: ʕ◉ᴥ◉ʔ

one_hun: HABPHPGFIHWPIGHW

H.One: fair enough

goddamn: im so confused

manwhore: good

short_king: that was the plan

goddamn: what (ಥ_ʖಥ)

one_hun: rwpifghpwirhgpwdi
one_hun: "what happened...to the original plot of the movie???"

goddamn: our life is not a movie

H.One: its a PSA for what not to do

manwhore: PIWGPIFHWRIPGHW

dog_god: no i can see it
dog_god: but i hate that i can

icebear: spihfgwpihfg

short_king: oh hes normal again

icebear: what T__T

H.One: get that off my fucking screen right now hyunwoo

icebear: T__T

goddamn: i want to leave

one_hun: bestie no

manwhore: everytime he says bestie towards changkyun i keep wishing its babe

dog_god: one day

one_hun: wtf

goddamn: (≖͞_≖̥)
goddamn: yall are a lil too into this

H.One: SAYS YOU????

short_king: no honestly jookyun are meddling in everyone's love life except their own

icebear: tea

dog_god: omg dad is learning our slang

icebear: the tea is boiling and im gonna pour it on your fucking face

dog_god: AHJ

manwhore: PIHGRW[IHRG[WIRHGW

one_hun: now wheres the bear

icebear: ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

H.One: iprhgpiwehgpirshg there it is

goddamn: jesus fucking christ

dog_god: IS NOT HELPING US NOW

short_king: (⏕)

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iwonhoyou: simp culture
joohoneywalker: i have a sugar daddy now

imnameim: yes
joohoneywalker: great talk

yookihhh: i- HE WAS BEING SERIOUS
joohoneywalker: NO LIKE WHAT

#gun: righowsdf what
joohoneywalker: my point exactly

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imnameim: we match now,, also isnt he handsome

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shownuayo: well arent you getting bold
imnameim: stfu dad

joohoneywalker: OIRHGWPIRHGPWIRHG
imnameim: ((:

Wangstar: and here comes the love-langauge changkyun once more
imnameim: you be quiet
coenffl: no jackson keep going i wanna know
imnameim: no you dont
imwhatim: omggggggg yes tell themmmm

go5rae: slayqueens and boss-babes = jookyun
imnameim: leave my page right this instant