icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

Chatroom MX1

dog_god: can someone please explain to me how i should respond when someone answered their own pickup line after asking it to me ?

manwhore: wsiofnpesihfd what

dog_god: them: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Me: oh uh– them: no but it hurt when i crawled out from hell

one_hun: roighpih please what

goddamn: was it a guy??

dog_god: no it was a girl

short_king: yeah! Screw gender norms!!

dog_god: i hid in the bathroom but shes come looking for me ohno

icebear: ʕºᴥºʔ

H.One: rut ro raggy

one_hun: whats she doing pgrinws;fhpd

dog_god: oh my god im so stupid

manwhore: we know
manwhore: but whats going on

short_king: piwbgewphirgwpi4sg;kdn hoseok

dog_god: bitch (ㆆ_ㆆ)

goddamn: is she stalking you

dog_god: no
dog_god: in the span of 3 seconds she explained that she thought i looked gay and so since she's gay she wanted help on how to flirt ig (as if i'd be good at that?????) and tried a pick up line on me but got nervous and completely forgot to explain that in the first place,, because apparently she saw this girl across the bar and was like "ooo me likey" and i was help without realizing it and now she looks like shes gonna cry what do i do uhm

H.One: PLEASE EPRIGHSIGRGLDKNF

icebear: what in the fanfic did i just read

manwhore: wattpad chapter???

goddamn: i'll get my computer

one_hun: THE BOTH OF YOU OH MY GOD SPGRHSPIG

dog_god: ఠ_ఠ
dog_god: im gonna choose to ignore that
dog_god: she says her name is Myeongji ?

short_king: seems legit

H.One: wtf does that mean kihyun

short_king: ...
short_king: so back to you minhyuk

manwhore: 08IGWHT48AHEPIFIGFSRLGF

dog_god: tea? (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)
dog_god: the girl across the bar is named chinmae i guess?? Okay cool uh
dog_god: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP

one_hun: magic bro why are you asking us

manwhore: changkyun could probably help

goddamn: and what led you to that conclusion hoseok

manwhore: youre hot

goddamn: ...

H.One: that may be true
H.One: but we all know changkyun is the most socially awkward person in the world
H.One: thats his entire personality

one_hun: i like his personality

goddamn: thanks its a disorder

manwhore: PRWIHGS;WERPIFHW I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

short_king: ( ಠ‿ಠ)

icebear: are you okay changkyun
icebear: blink twice if you need help

dog_god: im gonna cry oh my god he said that so plainly

one_hun: ( •_• )>⌐■-■

goddamn: also bars are gross asf

H.One: pIHWRPGHPSRIHG WHAFT9GPRIG

dog_god: fine i didnt want your help anyways

goddamn: even better

short_king: emo bitch

icebear: he got dropped one too many times as a child

manwhore: ...
manwhore: back to minhyuk
manwhore: hows it goin over there buddy

dog_god: myeongji has just witnessed every single part of this conversation i am so sorry changkyun

goddamn: ...
goddamn: (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一-

dog_god: no thats fair

one_hun: oPIQEHGF8EGIH WHAT

short_king: omg does she like us?? Are we myeongji approved???

dog_god: absolutely not
dog_god: oh wait no
dog_god: nvm shes vibing with yall
dog_god: however she is asking how to pick up girls as a girl

H.One: bestie none of us are lesbians

manwhore: you're unlabeled, so maybe its you

icebear: please he only has eyes for you hoseok

H.One: damn right i do

goddamn: chapter 13 - 2won canon???

short_king: i cant believe you have a sense of humor sometimes

goddamn: stfu mom im a comedic god

one_hun: wrpighwrghpwrifh

goddamn: see? I got this man laughing nonestop

manwhore: we all know it doesnt count when jooheon laughs at your jokes changkyun

dog_god: fr he's whipped for you

H.One: tea

icebear: i hate it here

one_hun: and minhyuk says myeongji vibes with us
one_hun: girl why

goddamn: never say girl again

short_king: RPIGYWHPIGHSPRDIGH PELASE CHANGKYUN

goddamn: you heard me

dog_god: omg okay shes gonna just try and be herself
dog_god: i will keep you guys updated

short_king: slay

H.One: that was so bland

one_hun: like you'd be any different ^^ Σ(｀L_｀ )

H.One: stfu joohoe

icebear: oh my

goddamn: that's new (?)

one_hun: OF COURSE ITS NEW WHY IS THERE A QUESTION MARK

manwhore: PIGRHPEIRGEIHSNR BWAHAHAAHAHAH

dog_god: theyre making it out
dog_god: ew why am i watching
dog_god: fuck it im gonna cheer her on
dog_god: wait no is that weird???
dog_god: oh god its more than making out now EYES AVERTED

H.One: he just went through the five stages of grief

one_hun: fr like is he okay?

manwhore: would you be

goddamn: no

short_king: youre not okay in any situation changkyun stfu

goddamn: |_-｡)

icebear: sweet jesus

H.One: is not helping us now

manwhore: pwifhpwiehfpwiehfgpewf

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go5rae: lets go lesbians @m_jiji @chii.ma3

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imnameim: oh wait you were being serious
          go5rae: OF COURSE I WAS

m_jij: oh my god we're hot
          chii.ma3: look at us go
          go5rae: am i a third wheel now?
          m_jiji: abso-fucking-lutely

joohoneywalker: what– IT WAS REAL??
          go5rae: YES HOW MANY TIME MUST I TELL YOU

shownuayo: get it i guess

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shownuayo: he's so hungover its embarrassing

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go5rae: leave me alone
          shownuayo: no

yookihhh: please preighwpirhgh

coenffl: slay?
          shownuayo: slay

iwonhoyou: wrgiwpghfpwrhgf what on earth
          shownuayo: i asked myself the same thing

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go5rae: thanks dad

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shownuayo: youre welcome
          imnameim: ...
          shownuayo: youre welcome *son
          go5rae: (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸*✧⁺˚

yookihhh: isnt he the best
          go5rae: knowing your context, im scared to agree

joohoneywalker: damn if i get to be taken care of by dad i'll get hungover more often
          shownuayo: please dont
          joohoneywalker: no promises pops

coenffl: doesnt think hes a dad,, goes and does this shit
          go5rae: papí ??

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imnameim: i forget you have an actual job sometimes
          coenffl: i can always count on you to keep me humble

iwonhoyou: MMMMMM LEMME JUST PIRHGPDKN; AND OIGRPSIH EXCUSE ME WHILE I PISRHNFPISDHFIPS
          coenffl: (♥ω♥*)

joohoneywalker: brooooo youre so handsome and for what
          coenffl: ty bestie (●'□')♡

shownuayo: lets go hyungwon ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
          coenffl: i cant even tease you its adorable

yookihhh: such a slay
          coenffl: omg thank you baefie

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Chatroom MX1

one_hun: why are JJK fans the horniest people on the fucking planet
one_hun: i could be talking about a completely different show
one_hun: and those bitches come in to say the most gregarious, most blood-clotting, leg-crumpling, horniest thing on the planet
one_hun: then they leave

manwhore: i
manwhore: do i want to ask?

one_hun: no
one_hun: im just saying

H.One: dont say anymore

dog_god: wrpighwprif hyungwon please

one_hun: how tf am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

goddamn: get out
goddamn: use the window for all i care

short_king: PIWRHGPWIRHG CHANGKYUN

one_hun: no no i deserve that one (ˇ⏠ˇ)

goddamn: see? He knows it

short_king: tea

H.One: what on gods green earth

manwhore: dont ask bestie,, dont ask

dog_god: jookyun are an enigma that we should stop trying to solve

icebear: too bad
icebear: me and kiki are committed

one_hun: to each other

goddamn: now mind your business

short_king: I
short_king: PSRIGHROSIHG DAMN WHAT

icebear: ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

H.One: jesus christ not the fucking bear again

manwhore: its back

dog_god: jookyun youve doomed us all

one_hun: wpifhwpighwri[wghi

goddamn: good

short_king: emo as ever i see
short_king: should we be worried changkyunnie (･ω･)𐃳

goddamn: always

one_hun: tea

H.One: sprigwpih someone hasnt gotten laid recently

manwhore: HAODBADBVGPISRHGPIS

dog_god: absolutely no hesitation from this man ( ˘･з･)

goddamn: i
goddamn: i mean yes???

icebear: jooheon step up

one_hun: EXCUSE ME PIGWRPHIFPWEF

short_king: you tell em babe

H.One: ew i forgot you were dating

manwhore: "ew" ???? (ಥ_ʖಥ)

H.One: you heard me

dog_god: are we just gonna ignore what hyunwoo said ?????

goddamn: yes

one_hun: 100000%

icebear: (͡• ͜໒ ͡• )

short_king: even i admit thats an ugly emoji

H.One: omg character development

manwhore: hyungwon has no mercy

dog_god: im beggin you for mer-CYYYYYYYYY

short_king: tea? Tea

goddamn: stop saying tea

one_hun: tea

H.One: no wonder you havent gotten laid changkyun

goddamn: i
goddamn: what did i do to deserve such slander today hyungwon

manwhore: knowing him it could just be breathing

goddamn: stfu im not minhyuk

dog_god: WOW

icebear: i apologize for laughing

short_king: no you dont

icebear: no i dont

H.One: PITHGW[IHG[RIRPIEGHN

one_hun: WHY ARE YOU KEYSMASHING THIS IS ALL BC OF YOU ^^^

H.One: and? Im proud let me be entertained

dog_god: the ego is peaking rn

manwhore: as it should

goddamn: repeat that hoseok (,Ծ_Ծ,)

short_king: swiorgfhpwighrwphgpwrighe[p9[fojwrguoj please what is this

one_hun: hell

icebear: you should know that by now babe

dog_god: mom and dad are flirting and i hate it

short_king: WE ARE ENGAGING WITH THIS CONVERSATION STFU

dog_god: I stay correct

manwhore: PIHRGYWPRIHGPERIHG PLEASE MINHYUK

goddamn: this is why the gods stopped speaking to us

icebear: this gc specifically?

goddamn: yes

H.One: fair enough

one_hun: ihrgpjr[gihergsefigherrfgi what (T＿T)

goddamn: yes

one_hun: aight

dog_god: was that a full conversation they just had????

manwhore: most likely

short_king: sirgfhpwhifgpdvhorhgdfv soulmate shit

icebear: theyre probably telepathically connected

goddamn: wouldnt you like to know

icebear: honestly?? Yes i would

H.One: IPRHGPWIHRGPWRI

manwhore: i feel like thats the wrong answer

one_hun: (ʃƪ¬‿¬)

short_king: im worried

dog_god: youre saying that NOW??

short_king: in my defense– okay yeah i got nothing

icebear: psghpdirgipsdghs;vg
icebear: we'll get them out of their shell one day

H.One: jooheon? Yes. Changkyun? Absolutely not.

goddamn:（｀ー'）

manwhore: you forget changkyun, we have access to your brother now

goddamn: ...
goddamn: im going 6ft under
goddamn: it was NOT nice knowing you

one_hun: iPIWRHGPISHGWRPIGHS CHANGKYUN NO

dog_god: CHANGKYUN YES
dog_god: whaaaaaaat?? Who said that? You guyssss be niceeeee

icebear: i am disgusted with all of you

short_king: .

icebear: *i am disgusted with most of you

manwhore: s[rgihwpirhfgprwihfg please just get married already

H.One: no honestly

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imnameim: way to expose me
          joohoneywalker: ♡(ŐωŐ人)

iwonhoyou: god hes so hot
          joohoneywalker: i hate how open you are about this

go5rae: yall do everything together its scary
          joohoneywalker: yes our only goal is to terrify you
          go5rae: i wouldnt be surprised if thats true   

shownuayo: was it fun?
          joohoneywalker: yes dad

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imnameim: everyone buys me everything its fantastic

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joohoneywalker: you basically just exposed my bank account with this pic wtf psihfgpwrifhpwrgh
          imnameim: i think you mean OUR bank about
          joohoneywalker: its giving communism

coenffl: i fear the day i hang out with you 1-on-1,, my wallet will be comically empty
          imnameim: fear? no i look forward to it

Wangstar: how many sugar daddies you got?????
          imnameim: ....enough

yookihhh: my concern grows
          imnameim: comedy mom, its just comedy
          yookihhh: nevermind go suffocate in the city smog

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imnameim: can you shut the fuck up? Thnx
          iwonhoyou: ORGPWHGPRWIGH

coenffl: did i ask? No. did i receive? Yes.
          iwonhoyou: all for you bestie <33

go5rae: did i stroke out? Did you stroke out? Someone has stroken out
          iwonhoyou: HRGWRI MINHYUK

yookihhh: i didnt moan. I dont know what youre talking about. Shut up.
          iwonhoyou: @shownuayo come get yours mans
          shownuayo: stop fucking taking him then
          iwonhoyou: IPEGIFHWP IM SORRY

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yookihhh: another day another slay besties

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imnameim: never say that again
          yookihhh: its my new catchphrase, just for you

coenffl: it was nice until i remembered i could read
          yookihhh: just say your disappointed bro

shownuayo: so handsome <3
          yookihhh: aww ty <3

joohoneywalker: mom get off facebook
          yookihhh: i cant believe im friends with you :D