icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

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joohoneywalker: afternoon madlads

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imnameim: i love you so much holy shit
         yookihhh: ABSOLUTELY NO HESITATION SOIGPH
         joohoneywalker:  ♡〜٩( ˃́▿˂̀ )۶〜♡

coenff: a warning next time pls sir
          joohoneywalker: never

iwonhoyou: how am i friends with such a handsome devil
          joohoneywalker: right back at you dude

#gun: OMGGG MY BEST FRIEND IS SO GOODLOOKING
          joohoneywalker: ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨

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imnameim: see you all in a week

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shownuayo: enjoy your trip home
          imnameim: ....thanks dad

joohoneywalker: YOURE LEAVING US????
          imnameim: just 7 days

imwhatim: no dont come back, stay at uni
          imnameim: it'll be good to see you too hyung ('-ι_-｀)

go5rae: nooooo dont leave :((((
          imnameim: relax

Wangstar: OMG YOU'LL BE IN TOWN??? AHFOEWUGF YAY
          imnameim: suddenly i want to stay in my dorm

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imwhatim: look who's back home

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imnameim: ew when did you take this
          imwhatim: when you just arrived >:D

Wangstar: his hair grew so much omfg

seok_00: why does he look like a celebrity
          imwhatim: right??? Like wtf

fring3y: changkyun !!!! i had no idea he was coming back
          imwhatim: he's so quiet about it (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

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H.One: istg changkyun if you do not get here soon i might just murder jooheon
H.One: in cold fucking blood

manwhore: ORGPWIHRNG WHAT

one_hun: wait why me ( ˘･з･)

H.One: ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? YOU'VE BEEN WHINING ABOUT MISSING HIM FOR 3 DAYS NOW

dog_god: PIHNRGPIWHRNGPIWRH JOOHEON

one_hun: HWAT?? IM NOT ALLOWED TO MISS MY BEST FRIEND NOW??

short_king: "best friend"
short_king: yeah okay

icebear: we all miss him

H.One: yeah but you dont see us crying over it

goddamn: whats going on ? ('ε｀；)

manwhore: jooheon misses you and hyungwon wants to kill him

goddamn: oh
goddamn: please dont?

H.One: （￣口￣）
H.One: CANT YOU LIKE GET HIM TO CHILL OUT OR SMTH??

goddamn: why are you actinggprihgw[e'pgjeth9gse0f=phib

dog_god: kyun...?

short_king: bro you good

goddamn: hjekprklg]etkhj]rfdsuobxzjn
goddamn: HAHAH! I GOT IT!

Icebear: what on earth

goddamn: i have acquired his phone

one_hun: oh my god did changkyun just get kidnapped???

goddamn: what? NO! IM HIS BROTHER

H.One: damnit

manwhore: HYUNGWON SPIRGHW[EJOSFSOG

short_king: why did you take his phone

goddamn: because hes on it all the time and i wanted to see who he was talking to
goddamn: he never talks about his friends
goddamn: i only know you all exist because of his instagram

dog_god: IS HE EMBARRASSED BY US??

H.One: i would be

Icebear: i dont think thats it minhyuk

one_hun: knowing changkyun,, it could very well be

manwhore: i knew he hated us (；'瓜｀)

goddamn: lmaoooooo

short_king: god thats so weird to see come from his contact

manwhore: no right ^^

goddamn: ugh hes such a bland texter isnt he??

one_hun: says he texts how he talks

goddamn: lameeeeeeee
goddamn: he's learned nothing ive taught him

H.One: so,, whats he like

goddamn: who

short_king: oh my god they are related

dog_god: pisgh[weihfih kihyun please (￣Д￣；；

goddamn: changkyun?

one_hun: yeah !! he never talks about himself

goddamn: go figure
goddamn: hes so freaking introverted part of me was surprised he actually made friends on this app

icebear: yeah that checks out

H.One: we need blackmail on him please
H.One: we'll take anything

manwhore: control yourself hyungwon

short_king: oh like you can talk
short_king: we all know youre interested too

goddamn: uhmmmm lets see
goddamn: ive locked myself in the bathroom so i have time

one_hun: i

dog_god: smart

goddamn: i'll get murdered but it'll be worth it

icebear: ihgw[rijg[ehirg[sfdu what

goddamn: you only met him this year right?

H.One: yeah a couple months ago

goddamn: omg
goddamn: omg so you havent seen his
goddamn: oh this is perfect
goddamn: he was very...unique in high school
goddamn: and as his older brother its my job to save every cringey photo ever
goddamn: hold on let airdrop them from my phone

one_hun: oh my god high school changkyun im like actually excited

short_king: no me too this is the best day ever

manwhore: lets all make sure to thank his brother for the sacrifice he's making

dog_god: ofc ofc

goddamn: okay here
goddamn: enjoy
goddamn:

H.One: i
H.One: oh i am never going to let him live this down

one_hun: pi[hPIHpPISRHGPWRJ HES SO ADORABLE

goddamn: its good right
goddamn: save the photos now boys,, idk if i'll ever be back

dog_god: you mean to tell me he came from THAT???

icebear: im actually surprised

short_king: NO BC I DIDNT KNOW HE HAD DYED HAIR

short_king: i love older siblings

goddamn: we have a duty to fulfill

dog_god: spoken like a true king ( • ̀ω•́ )✧

H.One: this is fantastic

goddamn: oh no hes threatening to break the lock
goddamn: i cant have our mom yell at me again

manwhore: the strength changkyun holds orghpwirhg just breaking locks left and right

goddamn: no oh my god he's always been super strong and shit
goddamn: he got in fights all the tiweogbpwienfpngh[oe

one_hun: oh no
one_hun: scatter boys

manwhore: ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ )ᕗ

goddamn: goodapeigfhwprihfgs lucksdpinfhfedjip;

icebear: ᕕ(╯°□°)ᕗ

one_hun: GO GO GO ┗=͟͟͞͞( ˙∀˙)=͟͟͞͞┛

short_king: ₍₍ ᕕ('◓⌓◔)ᕗ⁾⁾

H.One: ┏( ゜)ਊ゜)┛

dog_god: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

goddamn: when i come back
goddamn: you all will be dead
goddamn: watch your fucking backs

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imwhatim: if im found dead in a ditch please know he is the assailant

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imnameim: you have it coming bitch
          imwhatim: nooooooooo

Wangstar: the chaos when you two are together istg

iwonhoyou: your sacrifice will not be forgotten
          imwhatim: carry on my legacy

fring3y: what on earth goes on in the Im Household ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽
          imwhatim: my demise

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yookihhh: going to work,, hope my stalker isn't there today (*^◇^)_旦

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shownuayo: is she still after you ???
          yookihhh: idek but i think so

kwangjj: i should ban her from the cafe
          yookihhh: honestly yeah

go5rae: the fact that you look completely unbothered in the photo has me spiwghwr[ojfg
          yookihhh: you can say im hot, i know

coenffl: just say youre a fruit salad???
          yookihhh: DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MURDERED
          coenffl: do you want me to answer that?

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coenffl: so handsome )ु੭ु⁾

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go5rae: say it with me DATING SCANDAL

iwonhoyou: <3
          coenffl: <3

shownuayo: even im getting suspicious
          yookihhh: no fr just tell us already

joohoneywalker: the fanfic just writes itself at this point
          coenffl: leave

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iwonhoyou: my moral support ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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imnameim: i have not met a more "he's not mine but he's mine" person in my life hoseok
          iwonhoyou: σﾟﾛﾟ)σ

yookihhh: what in the lgbtq

coenffl: (つ >ω●)つ
          iwonhoyou: <333

y00nh0: and he says he's still single（ ；¬＿¬)
          ww_yj: i call bullshit

go5rae: the way he posted right after hyungwon did
          joohoneywalker: thats what im saying bro !!1!!