icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

Chatroom MX1

short_king: storytime
short_king: about me
short_king: me panicking

dog_god: what...what happened

short_king: so i was working the register today, right?
short_king: and like, ive gotten hit on before,, its normal honestly

H.One: weird flex but okay

manwhore: girls love a guy who can bake

short_king: exactly
short_king: however this went to the extreme
short_king: this girl asks me if im free and yknow its the general shtick

H.One: "general schtick"

one_hun: bro shut up spighwrgfs

H.One: ( ͡°- ͡°)

goddamn: let kihyun continue

short_king: ty bestie <3
short_king: and so i say no, like sorry im not interested in a relationship rn
short_king: the regular response
short_king: shes like aww :(( but gets her drink and leaves

dog_god: i'd say aww too
dog_god: someone with your looks has got so many admirers

short_king: minhyukkkkkk stoppppppp ( ᗒᗨᗕ )

manwhore: wtf (˚ㄥ_˚)

icebear: is there like an actual story or is it just you fishing for compliments

one_hun: PIRGHWPRIHG HYUNWOO

short_king: ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )
short_king: fine let me continue then
short_king: she leaves and i get off work like half an hour later,, so im leaving through the back to the bus stop
short_king: and i shit you not
short_king: this girl is waiting there for me like a fucking ambush
short_king: she literally doesnt let me leave,, stands in front of way and everything

H.One: wtf

short_king: exactly
short_king: eventually my manager comes out and is like 'wtf is going on?' cuz its like 8pm at this point
short_king: and i just give him this pleading look
short_king: and he knows im gay,, i trust that man with my life,, so he comes to my rescue and threatens police if this girl doesnt leave me alone

manwhore: holy shit

short_king: right ?! so she leaves but just in case, my manager is like "call someone to pick you up,, its not safe to go home alone rn bc who knows if she's still around"
short_king: and i go "smart"
short_king: so uh,,, who wants to drive me to their place (*ノ_<*)

dog_god: i
dog_god: wtf i thought this happened like yesterday

one_hun: kihyun,, why does this always happen to you

short_king: IDK I WISH IT DIDNT

goddamn: he's the main character and we just live in his world

H.One: i cant believe im just a side character to Yoo Kihyun of all people

manwhore: stop making this about yourself pdighw[eif[i

H.One: ヽ(冫、)ﾉ

icebear: im close by,, i can come pick you up

short_king: OMG HYUNWOO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THANK YOU

H.One: not even surprised

one_hun: fr ^

icebear: give me like,, 5 mins

short_king: take all the time you need king ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎*･ﾟ｡

dog_god: please kihyun will fall for anyone who smiles at him

manwhore: or who doesnt,, bc he's all over changkyun

goddamn: leave me out of this
goddamn: kihyuns great but not my type

short_king: ..

dog_god: dont be mad bestie,, we all know he loves jooheon

short_king: tbh yeah i cant even get upset
short_king: jooheon has that effect on everyone

one_hun: (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸*✧⁺˚

goddamn: did i just get exposed

manwhore: yes

goddamn: aight just checking

dog_god: aifhqaephfja[ihgd hes completely unaffected

goddamn: man i dont really have a choice (ーー;)

icebear: i have arrived

short_king: omg i see you
short_king: thank you so much hyunwoo, genuinely

H.One: oh my god he can be nice

one_hun: the slander ^ ⚆ᗝ⚆

dog_god: he's just salty bc hoseok hasnt asked him on a date yet

manwhore: PIHFPYGSHGPISRHGPISDFUV

goddamn: we should just set it up for them

one_hun: at this point honestly yeah
one_hun: im so over the mindless pining

H.One: (꒪⌓꒪)

dog_god: pwirgh[wohg[wegh what even ๑ΘдΘ๑

manwhore: that is such an ugly emoji
manwhore: youre almost as bad as kihyun

H.One: key word: almost

short_king: (ⅈ▱ⅈ)

goddamn: bitches who hate together stay together
goddamn: a presentation by 2won

one_hun: PIHSR[GJ[SIHGRS YEAH

short_king: hyunwoo says to stfu he cant concentrate on driving with yall continuously pinging him ( - 、- )

H.One: ( •_• )>⌐■-■

manwhore: hyunwoo is getting laid tonight idc what any of yall say

goddamn: damn right he is

dog_god: PLEASE THE TWO OF YOU

manwhore: ┗=͟͟͞͞( ˙∀˙)=͟͟͞͞┛

goddamn: ┗=͟͟͞͞( ˙∀˙)=͟͟͞͞┛

one_hun: not the emojis (('д｀))

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coenffl: wheres the engagement ring (￢з￢)

joohoneywalker: while we're all asleep theyre planning their future

imnameim: i feel disgusted,, as if ive just walked in on my parents doing something naughty
          yookihhh: get off my page hater

kwangjj: im glad you got a ride !!
          yookihhh: ty for making sure im okay <33

shownuayo: glad i could help

iwonhoyou: fuck it *opens wattpad*
          go5rae: NO HONESTLY

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Chatroom MX1

dog_god: i am in so much emotional control its crazy you guys have no idea how much control im in rn

H.One: wtf

one_hun: good sir it is 3 in the fuckass morning what is going on

dog_god: mental health? More like mental death (♥ω♥*)

icebear: should we be worried or are you fucking with us

goddamn: he's being serious

short_king: how do you know my guy

manwhore: hes an empath

goddamn: no,, im just not emotionally constipated

dog_god: changkyun is the only one who cares <(_ _*)>

H.One: bitch ​​( ˘･з･)

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Private Message between dog_god and goddamn

goddamn: what happened

dog_god: you guys dont hate me,, right?

goddamn: no

dog_god: are you sure? Bc like,, maybe its just me being sensitive but sometimes it really feels like some of the guys dont like me. I mean i know you and jooheon do, but the others really make it hard to tell. And i know we all love joking around and being fake-mean to each other, but sometimes it feels like they wont ever take me seriously and it just...it hurts, you get me? Like even hyunwoo asked just a few mins ago if i was fucking with you guys and like,, i have emotions too yknow? Im not saying you have to treat me like a fragile doll or smth, bc i know a lot of what i say is bullshit and funny and stupid but like...idk maybe its just me

goddamn: gimme a sec to read all that

dog_god: yeah ofc
dog_god: sorry im shoving all of this on to you,, i just feel like youre the only one who actually takes me seriously and sees me for who i am

goddamn: well now
goddamn: i want to start by saying im really bad at sugarcoating stuff and being nice so apologies in advance

dog_god: haha its okay

goddamn: but,, we dont hate you
goddamn: we dont even find you annoying
goddamn: and ik what you mean
goddamn: sometimes the others take it a bit too far with the joking, especially hyungwon
goddamn: and ik this isnt really what you want to hear bc we all wish our problems could be solved like magic

dog_god: yeah

goddamn: but talk to them
goddamn: send them a big paragraph explaining your feelings and either you stay and talk it out,, or you go offline and calm down and do what you need to do
goddamn: and then its up to them if they want to realize how theyve hurt you

dog_god: mhm

goddamn: we cant control how others will react, which is such an annoying thing, i know
goddamn: when youre as stoic and cold as i am,, you get those same intrusive thoughts
goddamn: and i cant promise that they wont be offended or a little hurt
goddamn: but im sure theyll understand
goddamn: youre feelings and person are worth taking seriously

dog_god: thanks changkyun
dog_god: really

goddamn: of course man
goddamn: is there anything i can do for you? I was awake already anyways so im at your disposal

dog_god: would you wanna come over? I dont think i can tell them without someone there as moral support

goddamn: of course
goddamn: i'll be there in 15?

dog_god: yeah that sounds good,, thank you

goddamn: youre my friend minhyuk im always here for you

dog_god: <3

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Chatroom MX1

goddamn: all of you shut up

H.One: i

one_hun: bestie we werent even texting what (。-ω-)ﾉ

manwhore: changkyun is an enigma

goddamn: im being serious

short_king: oh
short_king: oops okay

dog_god: sometimes it really feels like you guys dont like me. I mean the logical part of my brain is saying that yes, you do, and im just being silly; but its hard to tell. And i know we all love joking around and being fake-mean to each other, but sometimes it feels like you wont ever take me seriously and it just...it hurts, you get me? Like i have emotions too yknow? Im not saying you have to treat me like a fragile doll or smth, bc i know a lot of what i say is bullshit and funny and stupid but like...idk maybe its just me and i always have had a lot of anxiety, but it hurts

icebear: im sorry minhyuk, we should have been more perceptive to your feelings and how our comments can affect you. Im sure what i said a little while ago didnt help. I will do my best to be better

short_king: yeah, thank you for bringing this to our attention.. We can get carried away at times, i'll admit

H.One: im sorry
H.One: we can get unhinged frequently so please tell us if we take things too far
H.One: the last thing i (we) want is for you to feel as though you arent being seen

manwhore: we love you minhyuk,, i consider you one of my best friends ever, im so sorry i havent made you feel that same way

one_hun: i promise to do better and watch what i say, thank you for telling us <3

icebear: ...
icebear: @goddamn ?

goddamn: he's put his phone down.. So just idk give it time?
goddamn: im with him rn and we're gonna do like a movie marathon to wind down and stuff
goddamn: his nerves are on high alert rn so yeah

short_king: would he care if we stopped by tmrw? Like to apologize in person?

goddamn: ┐('•_•')┌
goddamn: im sure he'd appreciate the gesture more than some texts

one_hun: we'll see him tmrw then !

goddamn: sounds good

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          go5rae: (‾◡◝　)

y00nh0: ahhhhh minhyukkkk he's so handsome who is thatttttt
          go5rae: my bestie

coenffl: preach king
          go5rae: <3

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joohoneywalker: cant believe you beat me in FIFA
          iwonhoyou: stay mad baefie

capnCr33n: i cant believe wonho has friends outside of the yt circle

shownuayo: it was good to see you too.
          imnameim: he has a kid istg
          iwonhoyou: yeah with kihyun
          yookihhh: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

go5rae: (❀ˆωˆ)♡
          iwonhoyou: ♡(oᴗo❀)