icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

Chatroom MX1

manwhore: okay so it turns out
manwhore: that you were right
manwhore: mafew

goddamn: *matthew

manwhore: yes
manwhore: him
manwhore: just wanted to see my pecs

H.One: "pecs"
H.One: sir those are tiddies

short_king: surely and truly ^

dog_god: ippihpihgwporjg[eogj the two of you oh my god

icebear: it is ass-o-clock and theyre already horny

H.One: oh absolutely

short_king: horny for you hyunwoo  (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

one_hun: RESTRAIN YOURSELVES

dog_god: who spiked their drinks orwighw[ihfg[wr

goddamn: the city fumes finally are getting to them

manwhore: (ㆆ_ㆆ)
manwhore: anyways
manwhore: we're gym buddies now

goddamn: what gym?

manwhore: whichever is closest,, so currently its this new one called like Orange Fitness?
manwhore: Smth like that

goddamn: youre shitting my dick
goddamn: thats where i go

manwhore: (゜◇゜)ゞ

dog_god: CHANGKYUN YOU WORK OUT

one_hun: have you not stalked his instagram??? This bitch is such a gym bro

icebear: respect

short_king: hyunwoo jooheon changkyun and hoseok
short_king: gym besties

H.One: 4liferzz

dog_god: out
dog_god: here's the door
dog_god: use it

manwhore: BPWEG[OGPQIRNPIRWNFGPIN PLEASE MINHYUK

H.One: after you

icebear: hyungwon is violent today
icebear: and its only 8 am

H.One: im nervous okay shut up

goddamn: why

H.One: changkyun, the only one who cares about me

goddamn: i already regret asking

one_hun: apihw[ig[iwgIGE0PIRHGN

H.One: bitch (ಠ ∩ಠ)
H.One: anyways im nervous bc my agent called me in bc apparently BURBERRY wants me to model for their newest line
H.One: LIKE WTF

goddamn: deserved

one_hun: THATS GREAT!!!!11111!!!!!

dog_god: im so proud omg

manwhore: congrats hyungwon!!! You totally deserve the position!!1!!

short_king: fr!! You're so talented!!

icebear: im glad your talent is being recognized

goddamn: i can //hear// the fatherly tone ^

one_hun: "youre doing great son"

H.One: psigwpeihfpe ty guys
H.One: im just
H.One: my nerves are messing with me fr

manwhore: thats annoying :(((
manwhore: do you need us to smother you in compliments at kihyuns bakery??

short_king: business is slow today,, theres plenty of open tables and chairs

goddamn: i just got out of class and i dont have any customers today

one_hun: im free too

dog_god: same here !!

icebear: i can join for a bit

H.One: you guys wtf (ಥ﹏ಥ)
H.One: yes please (ノAヽ)

manwhore: one group gathering coming up

short_king: see you guys soon

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iwonhoyou: my boy is GOING PLACES ヾ(^ ^ゞ

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joohoneywalker: LETS GO HYUNGWON !!

coenffl: sobbing crying deceased
          iwonhoyou: <3333

yookihhh: there is going to be a dating scandal,, stg
          go5rae: no honestly,, soompi's gotta be lurkin

YYkJ: YO AINT THAT THE MODEL??? HOLD ON

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shownuayo: it was a pleasure to see you all

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imnameim: he has gone full dad-mode on us
          joohoneywalker: "are ya winning son?"
          go5rae: changkyun your daddy issues are showing

yookihhh: crush me daddy please
          shownuayo: wtf

iwonhoyou: handsome man awooga
          coenffl: says you <3
          iwonhoyou: awww <33

Bamx2: holy shit hyunwoo you have friends ???
          shownuayo: like you can talk bambam

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coenffl: believe it or not i love my friends

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imnameim: the feeling is mutual
          coenffl: only you can make that sound like a threat

go5rae: AWWWW I LOVE YOU TOO ( ๑>ᴗ<๑ )

yookihhh: bitches be soft. Thats me. Im bitches
          coenffl: omg he has feelings

honeywalker: what in the homosexual〔'∇｀〕

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Chatroom MX1

one_hun: guys
one_hun: guys
one_hun: guys
one_hun: guys
one_hun: guys
one_hun: guys
one_hun: guys

goddamn: shut. the. fuck. up.
goddamn: it is 7 in the fuckass morning
goddamn: i dont have a class until 12
goddamn: be fucking quiet

one_hun: (☉_☉)

dog_god: oh my god changkyun got mad at jooheon

H.One: bro just silence the chat

goddamn: wake me up again and you wont live to see the sun set

icebear: not even surprised hes a shitty morning person

short_king: fr ^^

one_hun: ...
one_hun: as i was saying
one_hun: i just got a nintendo switch

manwhore: with what money

one_hun: stfu hoesock

H.One: ion even feel feel bad for laughing at that
H.One: jooheon is a comedian fr

one_hun: ty bestie <3
one_hun: but youre right,, i didnt buy it
one_hun: my friend got it for me as an apology gift

short_king: wait bedridden friend who made you have a panic attack????

one_hun: yes

icebear: why does this sound toxic to me

H.One: no like he's tryna win you over with gifts

short_king: material gworl (◡_◡✿)

manwhore: we cant let him win
manwhore: did he get you any games????

one_hun: ACNH and Mario kart 8 Deluxe

dog_god: generic shit
dog_god: we can do better boys

one_hun: wtf (┳Д┳)
one_hun: i aint asking for yall to get me games i was gonna ask if anyone wanted to play with me

short_king: sweaty
short_king: ofc we want to play with you
short_king: but this means war

icebear: "sweaty" please ( ・'з'・)

H.One: what sorta games do you like jooheon

one_hun: idk
one_hun: im competitive so ig games where i can win
one_hun: no like,, indie horror stuff

short_king: soccer?

dog_god: ofc hes a soccer bitch
dog_god: fucking look at him

manwhore: tf ⸌(ㆆ‿ㆆ)⸍

icebear: just move on hoseok
icebear: just move on

manwhore: psihgwe[phijf[wigrhj please youre so done

icebear: i really am

short_king: baby noooooo

H.One: the gayest motherfucker here
H.One: Yoo Kihyun

short_king: you best believe it
short_king: and even if i wasnt gay
short_king: have you sEEN HYUNWOO'S LATEST POST?? SHOT GOT ME GURGGLIGN

dog_god: never
dog_god: never say that again

icebear: ('・‿・')
icebear: one of these days i am going to tie cinderblocks to my feet so that when i jump in the river
icebear: i fucking stay there

H.One: PINW[RGHJ[WOGWRG SIR

manwhore: WHSWPIRGHQPEAHPUOG WHAT

one_hun: no thats fair

icebear: jk ilyt kihyun ｡^‿^｡

dog_god: bitch cant even spell it out ^^

short_king: ill take what i can fucking get in this household (￣个￣)

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imnameim: look who i found wandering the streets like a little rat man

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joohoneywalker: leave me alone ( -д-；)
          imnameim: never

imwhatim: call me rn changkyun,, i have some questions to ask you
          imnameim: dear god dont you have anything better to do

coenffl: and you call me and hoseok gay
          iwonhoyou: fr like tf is this then

Wangstar: is this why you never hangout with me kyunnie ( '‐ω‐)
          imnameim: yes
          Wangstar: PSIFHGPWIEHG

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Chatroom MX1

H.One: changkyun

goddamn: hyungwon

H.One: i see you have a nickname

goddamn: ????

H.One: "Kyunnie"

goddamn: yes?

dog_god: THATS SO CUTE

goddamn: ( lll-ω- )

short_king: it doesnt fit you at all

icebear: be nice

short_king: IM JUST SAYING
short_king: LOOK AT HIM?? DOES THAT SEEM LIKE SOMEONE WITH THE NICKNAME 'kyunnie'

manwhore: no

short_king: exactly

goddamn: right....
goddamn: my brothers been calling me it since forever
goddamn: it just kinda stuck

one_hun: wait i thought the user imwhatim is your bother?

goddamn: it is

H.One: yeah but i saw some guy named Wangstar use it

goddamn: ...
goddamn: that would be jackson

manwhore: who

goddamn: ive known him since i was little
goddamn: he's my brothers friend and in connection, mine as well ig
goddamn: hes a lot like jooheon actually

one_hun: my position is being threatened

icebear: fr ^

dog_god: better step up your game Honeypot

one_hun: never say that again

H.One: minhyuk this is why no one lets you talk

short_king: BWAHOAUFPAHEFPIHJ[

dog_god: ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼)
dog_god: moving on

icebear: how will you protect your position jooheon

one_hun: the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach
one_hun: this shit bout to get domestic

goddamn: what

manwhore: dw about it kyunnie

goddamn: im gonna worry about it

H.One: pihrpighwpirgh are you a housewife @one_hun

one_hun: a bitch is gonna do what a bitch is gonna do

short_king: PIRWIGHWPRIGHWPEI YEAH GET YOUR MANS

goddamn: what on gods green earth ( ｏ'_｀ｏ)

dog_god: istg this gc is straight from hell

icebear: you're realizing that now ʕ•̠͡•ʔ

dog_god: fair enough (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

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joohoneywalker: position secured

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yookihhh: oh my god he actually did it

coenffl: what in the fanfic–

imnameim: surprisingly youre a good cook
          joohoneywalker: ty baefie <33

go5rae: hyunwoo better open his wattpad account a new chapter is ready to be written
          joohoneywalker: LEAVE OH MY GOD

iwonhoyou: before you know it they're gonna be posting those mirror hug pics that couples do
          joohoneywalker: oh youre one to talk hoseok