icebear/shownuayo: Hyunwoo
manwhore/iwonhoyou: Hoseok
dog_god/go5rae: Minhyuk
short_king/yookihhh: Kihyun
H.One/coenffl: Hyungwon
one_hun/joohoneywalker: Jooheon
goddamn/imnameim: Changkyun

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yookihhh: a lady threw her waterbottle at me today and im like, ma'am,, why bring your own drink to a café????

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iwonhoyou: NOT THE CAPTIONWR9GFNPSHN

imnameim: im concerned on so many levels
          yookihhh: awww ilyt <333

go5rae: its the completely unbothered face for me أ‿أ

shownuayo: no cuz like what goes on at that bakery of yours
          yookihhh: too much ('Д⊂ヽ

joohoneywalker: kihyun wearing a tie is my new favorite thing
         coenffl: same here tbh

Jaeway3: bestie she was tryna cool you down youre too hot

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imnameim: one of the coolest hand tattoos ive done so far @hhyuj

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joohoneywalker: the skill,, what??

Wangstar: DO ME NEXT !!!

imwhatim: actually offended my lil bro is so skilled

iwonhoyou: sobbing crying how are you so talented
          imnameim: practice ?

coenffl: "practice" he says bitch that shit is innate

yookihhh: i want one so bad
          go5rae: get in line bestie dogeorghiioir

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Chatroom MX1

dog_god: IM CHANGKYUN

goddamn: Lee Minhyuk

dog_god: WILL YOU GIVE ME A TATTOO

goddamn: uh
goddamn: sure?
goddamn: i feel like i should clarify that im doing this shit out of my dorm room
goddamn: i dont like, work in a parlor

dog_god: I DONT GIVE 2 SHITS

one_hun: no fr dude youre super talented

goddamn: oh ty

short_king: hes humble for once ^

icebear: ergipeufourhgrog kihyun cant go a day without bitchin

short_king: i have a quota to fill

manwhore: srpighpwirhegrpdie please

icebear: what other designs have you done changkyun

goddamn: i post them all on my instagram,, you can check there

one_hun: straight up hates talking about himself ^

dog_god: fr ^^

H.One: so this begs the question @goddamn
H.One: do //you// have any tats?

goddamn: yuh

short_king: "yuh" he says

dog_god: SHOW US

manwhore: changkyun you grow more appealing by the minute

icebear: never say it like that again (ಥ﹏ಥ)

goddamn: hoseok are you stalking me

H.One: definitely

manwhore: absolutely not

one_hun: SRIGHWRPG HYUNGWON

dog_god: SHOW US YOUR TATTOOS CHANGKYUN

goddamn: jesus christ okay fine
goddamn:

goddamn: i have others but those are my favorite

one_hun: i am going to sneak into your university and force you to give me one
one_hun: right fucking now

H.One: period bestie ^ gimme a tattoo

manwhore: sobbing

goddamn: (゜-゜)
goddamn: uhm sure

short_king: HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WPIGHQWPEIAFHPSGHIWRSEOSDLN

icebear: mans is acting as if he's never been complimented before

dog_god: and i thought jooheon was emotionally inept

one_hun: MEAN (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)

goddamn: (●__●)

manwhore: anyways–

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imnameim: please become intimately acquainted with Minhyuk's knee @go5rae

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iwonhoyou: pisrgwpifpquegfhtoerohg

yookihh: oh so youre just meetin anybody arent you
          imnameim: we all know youre jealous kihyun stfu

go5rae: i named the whale goober ( ͡°³ ͡°)
          joohoneywalker: disgusting

imwhatim: i cant believe you have friends
          imnameim: leave. me. alone.

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go5rae: his voice is deep ???? (ﾟДﾟ)

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joohoneywalker: NO RIGHT ITS SO DEEP AND FOR WHAT

imnameim: i feel objectified
          go5rae: good

coenffl: i am. so jealous.
          iwonhoyou: same bestie,, same

ckj44: AWOOGA WHO IS THAT

shownuayo: i didnt think changkyun had it in him to be this social
          imnameim: honestly me neither

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Chatroom MX1

manwhore: i have a problem

icebear: we know hoseok
icebear: we love you and your flaws

manwhore: wtf (> 囗＜?)

dog_god: i dont think thats what he meant hyunwoo

icebear: did i lie?

H.One: hyunwoo woke up today and chose violence

short_king: as he should

manwhore: AHEM
manwhore: BACK TO ME

one_hun: pls continue hoseok

manwhore: <3
manwhore: anyways heres the problem
manwhore: im at the gym right and im doing my regular routine yknow
manwhore: getting those gains

goddamn: never say that again

manwhore: spighwepifhgpsgrih
manwhore: ANYWAYS
manwhore: im working out, im in my grove, AND THIS SWOLE MF COMES UP TO ME
manwhore: FULL CHAD MODE
manwhore: he points at my shirt, face completely flat, and says "no" then walks away

H.One: tf does he mean "No" ఠ_ఠ

icebear: did you do anything

manwhore: no i just fucking stared at him (┳Д┳)
manwhore: like wtf bro

one_hun: rghoihefoshe what

short_king: did you catch his name??

manwhore: it was something like Mat? Mafew? Idk its in english and ion speak that

goddamn: matthew

dog_god: ofc this bitch knows english ^^
dog_god: what other surprises have you got up your sleeve mister

goddamn: ik you love me
goddamn: but that is not the point rn

one_hun: piwhgpwighpihrgpeihgerg pLEASE

manwhore: well either way
manwhore: wtf do i do??
manwhore: bc he pointed at my SHIRT

icebear: maybe he wants you to take it off

H.One: fr?
H.One: id be saying 'no' too then

short_king: ISDHGPWIRHG HYUNGWON

H.One: you heard me
H.One: take the damn shirt off Hoseok

manwhore: only for you bb

goddamn: what in the LGBT ^

dog_god: OIHW[EJG[=W9HIPWG PLEASE THEYRE SO GAY

icebear: sweet baby rays

one_hun: the gods look down on us with nothing but disgust and 2won is the reason why

short_king: IWEEFH-P9HWPITWEGPWIRGHN

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iwonhoyou: <3 @coenffl

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coenffl: I WASNT READY HOLD ON

BTD.M: THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO SEE

joohoneywalker: what did i tell you,, free onlyfans

shownuayo: is this legal?
          yookihhh: it is now

go5rae: crush me with your thighs daddy please
          iwonhoyou: MINHYUK WTF SWGIHWPIGH

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coenffl: i found him

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iwonhoyou: omggggggg <3333

go5rae: yall are so fucking gay its disgusting

Cg3W: hyungwon's got a boyfie???

yookihhh: @imnameim this could be us but youre a bitch
          imnameim: wtf as if id date your sorry ass
          joohoneywalker: more like as if hyunwoo would let kihyun date you

[🐵: this was very instagram heavy but idec]