icebear: Hyunwoo
manwhore: Hoseok
dog_god: Minhyuk
short_king: Kihyun
H.One: Hyungwon
one_hun: Jooheon
goddamn: Changkyun

Chatroom MX1

short_king: my friend just called me fun-sized what the fuck

manwhore: i mean,, look at your username dude what are you expecting (ﾟｰﾟ;

short_king: (Ф_Ф)
short_king: he's shorter than me tho (; ⌣̀_⌣́)

H.One: is that possible?

one_hun: irghwpighwpirghpwg

short_king: IM NOT THAT SHORT

dog_god: YOU CALL YOURSELF SHORT WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO THINK

goddamn: maybe hes the kind of person who thinks anything below 6'2 is small

short_king: NOT TRUE (҂‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一
short_king: for your information i am 5'9

icebear: isnt that like average tho??

goddamn: wait
goddamn: you think 5'9 is short?

one_hun: i wouldnt say its short

H.One: i would
H.One: thats fucking tiny

goddamn: i-
goddamn: no nvm

icebear: are you also 5'9 changkyun ??

short_king: OH MY GOD ARE WE THE SAME HEIGHT

dog_god: i thought he was like 6'0 tf ┻━┻ミ＼（≧ロ≦＼）

manwhore: you mean to tell me
manwhore: that THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE

manwhore: IS FIVE FUCKING NINE

one_hun: why do you have so many pictures of him on your phone ಠ.ಠ)

H.One: hoseok is a stalker confirmed

short_king: i wouldnt even be surprised ^^

icebear: him and minhyuk

dog_god: DONT BRING ME INTO THIS

goddamn: theyve been stalking us for months and curated their a-talk quizzes to pair with us perfectly
goddamn: before you know it we're all gonna be found dead in a ditch somewhere off the highway and those two are gonna be the first suspects

icebear: i dont think minhyuk has the physical strength to hurt a fly
icebear: definitely the mental strength tho

dog_god: wtf (ᇂ_ᇂ |||)
dog_god: im not a fucking stick spirghwpieghf

one_hun: you know who does have the physical strength? Hoseok
one_hun: yeah i found your goddamn instagram
one_hun: one flick from that guy and we are all dead

manwhore: WIPRRGH[WIGHW[RIGJBEGIPWRG WAIT

one_hun: that shit is a free onlyfans at this point

H.One: fitting username Hoseok (￢з￢)

short_king: PWIRGHWPIG SHOW US

manwhore: sobbing

one_hun:

H.One: hold
H.One: the fucking
H.One: phone

dog_god: HOLY SHIT WHAT

short_king: YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU WERE FUCKING RIPPED WHAT IS THIS

goddamn: i
goddamn: i love being gay

icebear: PIHGWPRIHGI ^

manwhore: (.•̵̑⌓•̵̑ )

H.One: we're getting married
H.One: right fucking now

manwhore: PRIGHWPIRGH WHAAHGTWFI

one_hun: i think we broke hyungwon (╭☞•́•̀)╭☞

goddamn: yeah broke his fucking back hoseok you have got to be packing

manwhore: (●･̆⍛･̆●)

short_king: CHANGKYUNLSFPIGWHN[GVPSGBR

dog_god: absolutely no hesitation (◦ˇ _̆ ˇ◦)

icebear: wtf (T⌓T)

H.One: im fine
H.One: perfectly fine

one_hun: also i would just like to say
one_hun: that mr body builder over here
one_hun: is a goddamn vlogger
one_hun: so wtf are you doing in a crusty dusty anon chatroom (≖͞_≖̥)

manwhore: well it certainly isnt anon anymore now is it

dog_god: PLEASE

manwhore: and fyi,, i joined bc my fans said i should (つ﹏⊂)

goddamn: L

short_king: bro shut up youre literally drooling over him

goddamn: yeah what about it hes hot ᵟຶᴖ ᵟຶ

icebear: says you tf

dog_god: we're all hot
dog_god: except kihyun

short_king: THE SLANDER Σ(￣ロ￣lll)

one_hun: do you even know what he looks like ( -д-；)

dog_god: no
dog_god: his personality is enough

manwhore: habp;gjvs[opefjwpirghpihwpgri pLEASE

goddamn: im waiting for his pic to drop

H.One: no same ^^

short_king: the wait is over
short_king:

icebear: why tf are yall so goddamn attractive

dog_god: ....
dog_god: i stand corrected

manwhore: RGWRPSIDPSIRWGWPRIG SIR

goddamn: do you need a dog? I can bark

one_hun: no bc only changkyun would say that with a straight face

H.One: "straight"

one_hun: ...
one_hun: no bc only changkyun would say that with a gay face

goddamn: damn right i would
goddamn: and i did

short_king: sodbgspidsldjnfhsljdfhsd
short_king: i should be a model ik (ˇ‿ˇ)

dog_god: dw your personality is still ugly as shit

manwhore: HWAEDBFAHWAHFBWEHAB

icebear: someone has to keep him humble

one_hun: yeah and we know it wont be you ^

H.One: aubfasihfsiudhfsidhfs

short_king: ʘ‿ʘ
short_king: better watch your kneecaps minhyuk
short_king: that shit is prime real estate for me

goddamn: kihyun rn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)︻̷┻̿═━一-

short_king: exactly

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Chatroom MX1

goddamn: august 13 is left-handed day???

icebear: youre left handed??

H.One: cant believe you get a day

goddamn: YOU GET EVERYTHING ELSE

one_hun: changkyun and capslock do not mix

goddamn: do you know how hard it is,, conforming to a right-hand dominated world??
goddamn: i have to deal with those fucking desks every single shitass day
goddamn: AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SCISSORS AND CAN-OPENERS

manwhore: the passion ^^

goddamn: more like can't opener

dog_god: BWAHAEIGJAEJWHQAAHSAJSH

one_hun: what do you want us to do about it (╥_╥)

H.One: still cant believe you get a day

icebear: Hyungwon oh my god (T＿T)

H.One: im just saying
H.One: he gets a whole ass day
H.One: and what do we get

short_king: well besides just about everything ever all the time
short_king: youre right nothing

goddamn: EXACTLY
goddamn: im gonna sob stg

dog_god: this conversation concerns me
dog_god: and idk why

manwhore: no fr^ i feel like hyungwon and changkyun are gonna get into a fight

H.One: oh no im not that stupid
H.One: he would crush me with his glare alone

one_hun: maybe this is just me but hyungwon is most definitely a twig,, mans cant lift a spoon without enduring some pain

icebear: no i got that impression too

manwhore: hyungwon...you have to show us now
manwhore: are you the twig everyone thinks you are??

H.One: you sneaky motherfucker

short_king: SOIGHWIPGGPIF

H.One:

manwhore: good sir do you need a washcloth? I'd be a great loofa i promise

one_hun: PWIFGPQIHGWRJN HYUNGWON WHAT THE FUCK

goddamn: my knees are weak

icebear: wtf is this (ಥ﹏ಥ) you're so hot and for what?

short_king: A WARNING PLEASE I DIDNT REALIZE WE WERE TALKING TO A GOD

dog_god: pNPWEG[OWG[QEGOJFRGRBG

H.One: my ego just inflated tysm

manwhore: please step on me

goddamn: a match made in heaven ^

short_king: *hell
short_king: the power those two would hold over the social media world if they started going on

icebear: what do you do hyungwon

one_hun: it better not be some stupid ass 9 to 5 (∩ ⌣̀_⌣́)

H.One: i model

dog_god: slayyyy strut your stuff huntyyyy

goddamn: i am
goddamn: disgusted

H.One: i am going to kill him and them myself

icebear: please do

dog_god: HYUNWOO ಥ಼ ர் ಥ಼

short_king: minhyuk youve just committed treason stfu

goddamn: its giving ✨queer-baiting✨

one_hun: no honestly

dog_god: ୧ ☉□☉ ୨
dog_god: IM LITERALLY BI

goddamn: more like bye

manwhore: i wish we could kick ppl from this chatroom
manwhore: minhyuk would be long gone by now

short_king: so would the rest of you tf ₍ ⁄⁄⁄ ຶѧ ⁄⁄⁄ ຶ₎⁂

H.One: what sort of emoji is that
H.One: why do you gotta use all the ugly ones

goddamn: valid ^

one_hun: im surprised hyunwoo doesnt use more bear ones,, considering his user

icebear: sometimes even bears cannot demonstrate the emotions you all bring out of me

dog_god: why did that feel like an insult

icebear: it was

manwhore: OIHGWPGH[QOGW[RIHGHOUED PLEASE

short_king: i
short_king: who pissed in your cereal this morning (　'_ﾉ' )

icebear: my cat

one_hun: WAIT WHAGTR PDIHBRPIGJ

short_king: i WAS JOKINGDFOUGBOUGFUF

dog_god: i am so concerned

manwhore: watch hyunwoo have the most chaotic life out of all of us

goddamn: of course he does
goddamn: hes way too calm and collected when with us for his life to be normal
goddamn: hes probably used to this

icebear: yes
icebear: nothing phases me anymore

H.One: hes so old he's seen everything

icebear: ...
icebear: what was i expecting ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ

one_hun: EOUBFPIWGH[QEJG[QEO