icebear: Hyunwoo
manwhore: Hoseok
dog_god: Minhyuk
short_king: Kihyun
H.One: Hyungwon
one_hun: Jooheon
goddamn: Changkyun

Chatroom MX1

dog_god: they say that committing just 1 sin sends you to hell
dog_god: so why not commit 100,000 sins and go down a legend

short_king: ...
short_king: what did you do

dog_god: nothing
dog_god: i'm just saying

H.One: if i see a murder invesitgation appear on the TV i will be ratting you out as a suspect

goddamn: 100,000 is childs play

one_hun: what on gods green earth ^ (ಠ⌣ಠ)

icebear: i dont want to know but i fear i need to ask
icebear: what is going on

short_king: minhyuk murdered someone

dog_god: NO

H.One: youre really bad at proving yourself innocent

manwhore: i think we just need to move on
manwhore: bc lord knows where this conversation would go

one_hun: changkyun would reveal he's actually a serial killer and we're his next victims

goddamn: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

dog_god: OH MY GOD DONT KILL ME

short_king: says the one who was ready to "sin" at the drop of a hat ( -д-；)

dog_god: leave me alone okay i saw it on twitter

H.One: shame on you
H.One: cant even be original

icebear: ('-ι_-｀)

dog_god: i did not come here to be sLANDERED ( ఠ్ఠ‸ఠ్ఠ )

manwhore: THEN DONT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT PSIGNRPWIG
manwhore: problem freaking solved

one_hun: you walked into that one

goddamn: can yall shut up i need to finish this essay ('_ゝ')

short_king: it is 4am

goddamn: yes
goddamn: and im working on my essay so stfu and go to sleep

icebear: you need to sleep too ??

H.One: college students dont sleep hyunwoo

goddamn: ^^^

dog_god: he wouldnt know its been decades since he went to school

icebear: im not that old oh my god (っಠ‿ಠ)っ

short_king: what are you even majoring in @goddamn

goddamn: guess

one_hun: film

manwhore: watch him be a med student

one_hun: what med student writes essays ( - 、- )

H.One: god forbid you wanna be a teacher

goddamn: ...
goddamn: a science teacher actually

short_king: what

dog_god: WHAT

icebear: for what grades?

goddamn: secondary,, so middle and high school

one_hun: i cannot see it at all

manwhore: no i can
manwhore: you seem like your personality does a full 180º when someone brings up science and/or kids

H.One: omg an excited changkyun?? Impossible

goddamn: sorry should i start talking like this?
goddamn: OMGGGG I WANNA BE A SCIENCE TEACHER YOU GUYS I LOVE TEACHING ITS SUCH A PASSION OF MINEEE PWIGHPSRIHFGR (✿≧³≦)≧U≦✿)

short_king: leave

dog_god: get out right now that was disgusting

goddamn: exactly

icebear: even i prefer the emo child to that ᕕ( ಠ‿ಠ)ᕗ

goddamn: im not emo
goddamn: i just type how i talk

one_hun: fair enough

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Chatroom MX1

short_king: someone shoot me my neighbor is blasting swag rock
short_king: the walls arent that thick my guy pls stfu ಠ╭╮ಠ

dog_god: ヾ(^ ^ゞ

short_king: DO NOT DANCE TO IT

H.One: heres the gun ( う-')づ/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿

short_king: ty

manwhore: swag rock is like...if sewage water was turned into a record deal

goddamn: move out

one_hun: blast twice at them in return
one_hun: Love ain't a science Don't need no license 머리 싸매고 고민할수록 minus

icebear: as if they deserve to listen to such good music
icebear: use the screams of the damned

dog_god: no just put a white noise machine right next to your wall and turn it all the way up

short_king: thats not half bad

goddamn: or report them to the super

H.One: wheres the fun in that?

manwhore: sigwpirgfhpsri (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

icebear: changkyun, the only one trying to give good advice

goddamn: im tired okay sue me (╥╯⌒╰╥๑)

one_hun: oh yeah did you finish your essay

goddamn: yes
goddamn: it was torture
goddamn: took me another 57 minutes but by the time i was done i could no longer sleep bc i had a class at 6 bc im fucking stupid and decided on that to try and have a good sleep schedule but i dont and uhhhhhghghghghg
goddamn: all in all i am exhausted and want to sleep
goddamn: but i cant bc i have a customer coming in like 10 minutes

H.One: thats the most ive ever seen you type wow

dog_god: you got a job too? Bro what are you doing with your life ( ˘･з･)

goddamn: too much
goddamn: i do tattoos and piercings

one_hun: HOL ON– HOLD THE DAMN PHONE FULL STOP

short_king: omg can i get a tattoo done by you ????

manwhore: im learning so many things about you its crazy (*˘︶˘*)

goddamn: (⌐▨_▨)
goddamn: are you gonna search me up on instagram now?

icebear: please dont give him any ideas
icebear: the power hoseok would hold if he found our social medias

goddamn: whoops

manwhore: >:)))) i shall return

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Wangstar: AHHHHHHHHH MY BRO IS SO FINE AND FOR WHAT

imwhatim: my little brother if you drop out i will stab you with a spoon in an artery
          imnameim: ...noted

ittybitty🍈: if my future boyfriend isnt like this guy im gonna sob

iwonhoyou: HOLD ON MY GUY THATS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE???

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Chatroom MX1

manwhore: IM CHANGKYUN

goddamn: ...yes

one_hun: OMG DID YOU FIND HIS INSTA??

manwhore: YES AND IM SO OFFENDED

H.One: good offended or bad

manwhore: GOOD PERFECT AMAZING

short_king: what'd you find ( ˘･з･)

manwhore: THIS

dog_god: HOLD ON SIR I DIDNT REALIZE YOU WERE HOT AS FUCK

H.One: i take back every mean comment ive ever said to you

goddamn: |_-｡)

icebear: You're 20???? How tf–

one_hun: AWOOGA )ु੭ु⁾

manwhore: HES BEEN HIDING THIS FROM US THIS ENTIRE TIME

goddamn: im right here yknow (╯_╰)

short_king: is his entire instagram like this????

manwhore: yes
manwhore: its all mirror selfies with the occasional tattoo
manwhore: im actually deceased

dog_god: drop the tag rn

goddamn: oh my god

manwhore: imnameim

one_hun: what sort of alliteration bullshit–

H.One: pisrhpihpirghpdibhe fr ^

short_king: jesus fucking christ changkyun and you say your single ?????

goddamn: what does my relationship status have to do with it

dog_god: YOU SHOULD BE GETTING BITCHES LEFT AND RIGHT WITH THAT JAWLINE TF

one_hun: ill be your sugar daddy ♡(ŐωŐ人)

manwhore: stfu we all know youre broke as shit

one_hun: let me shoot my shot ( ˇ÷ˇ　 )

goddamn: ion even know what you look like what

one_hun: PSIGHPW OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT
one_hun: this is me (*'∀｀）

icebear: why are you all so goodlooking

king_shit: i have never loved being gay more than this moment

H.One: your personality does not fit your face at all wtf
H.One: youre way too hot

goddamn: i-

dog_god: PSRIGPWIGPWIIWPNGR WAIT WHAT

manwhore: A WARNING NEXT TIME PLEASE

one_hun: ngpwighpirgrg

icebear: minhyuk and hoseok are the best hype squad fr

one_hun: YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL (σ≧∀≦)σ

manwhore: DROP YOUR INSTA RIGHT THIS MINUTE JOOHEON

one_hun: joohoneywalker

H.One: and so the hunt begins