Welcome to A-Talk! A-Talk is an app full of anonymous chatrooms to help you gain friends without the fear of being judged. After filling out a simple quiz, the algorithm automatically matches you with other users who are sure to be good pairings. The Algorithm is a state-of-the-art system, in which you, and your new friends, are diligently selected to be put in a chatroom together.
A-Talk is a space where you can be yourself without having to share any information! Have fun and get Talking!

icebear: Hyunwoo
manwhore: Hoseok
dog_god: Minhyuk
short_king: Kihyun
H.One: Hyungwon
one_hun: Jooheon
goddamn: Changkyun

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Chatroom MX1

manwhore: what on earth is MX1

H.One: us

manwhore: no shit i mean what does MX1 stand for

short_king: i think the chats are organized with the English Alphabet and then also numerically
short_king: so like...think of it as a table chart i guess

one_hun: wow your brain must be super wrinkly

dog_god: dude wtf ^ ('エ｀；)

one_hun: yknow ! like how the smarter a brain is the more wrinkles it has

goddamn: my brain is the definition of smooth then

manwhore: PPIGWEPIHP PLEASE

icebear: im concerned

H.One: no honestly ^

short_king: i think the algorithm is broken if i got paired with you gaggle of geese

dog_god: sorry– a what now ?

one_hun: no bc how does it work as an insult (ಥ﹏ಥ)

goddamn: i have a feeling they're gonna be the bully of this gc

short_king: damn right

icebear: yet you call yourself short king

manwhore: they're just asking to get shit on

short_king: (ↁ_ↁ)

H.One: ew get that away from me

dog_god: never use that emoji again

short_king: WBAOIHPORWJG

goddamn: that was the ugliest keysmash I have ever fucking seen

icebear: we just met and you're already ganging up on someone what is this

one_hun: should we do introductions then?

dog_god: isnt the point of this to be like.. anon?

H.One: probably
H.One: but the point is to also make friends and we're kinda failing at that since we keep being mean to each other

manwhore: spoken like a true king ^ ( * ́꒳'*)੭

short_king: we can still keep it anon

goddamn: then what? Like just say our pronouns and age or smth? sexuality?

icebear: actually yeah we should say our age bc if it turns out im talking to middle schoolers then im going to jail

manwhore: fr fr ^

one_hun: well im 22,, i use he/him,, im pan

dog_god: i feel like we should be sitting in a circle at camp and this is our goddamn icebreaker

short_king: no one asked
short_king: anyways I use he/him im gay and im 23

manwhore: PIHFGPQIHPIRG PLEASE

dog_god: (⊙︿⊙✿)
dog_god: damn alright im 23 i use he/him im bi

H.One: 22, he/him/his, unlabeled

manwhore: snprigh i cant– okay i'm 23, queer, and i use he/him

icebear: bi 24 he/him
icebear: stg if im the oldest im gonna ʕT//ᴥ//T ʔ

goddamn: ...and im the youngest
goddamn: great
goddamn: 20,, he/him, gay

dog_god: prepare to get babied so much that by the end you'll be wearing diapers

goddamn: i have never been so disgusted in my life
goddamn: i want to gouge my eyes out

manwhore: NEVER TYPE THAT AGAIN @dog_god

short_king: i regret everything oh my god

H.One: i have a feeling you arent going to act like a child @goddamn

goddamn: if i ever do pls be worried i probably either got drunk, or my brother took my phone

one_hun: pignwrpginwpein sIR

icebear: i hate it here

dog_god: period ^

manwhore: never say period again

dog_god: ( ˘･з･)

King_short: he seems like the kind of person to say YASS QUEEN unironically

H.One: no honestly

dog_god: ...
dog_god: SLAY WHAT YOU WANNA SLAY AND LET THE SLAY SLOUT HONESLAY I WANNA SEE YOU SLAY SLAY

goddamn: you seem like the person that when your brought up in conversation, your parents tried to always change the topic

one_hun: WRPIGWQEPIGHNWPEIGB BRO

short_king: YEAH THERE YOU GO

dog_god: (☉_☉)
dog_god: i cant even be mad at that its too creative

icebear: what on earth is going on here

H.One: you're seriously asking that now?

manwhore: (TдT)
manwhore: hes trying to keep the peace when there was none from the beginning

one_hun: preach bestie ~( ˘▾˘~)

dog_god: i appreciate the effort @icebear

icebear: i try <3

short_king: OoOoooOoooO a HeArT i LoVe gAy PeOpLe ( ๑>ᴗ<๑ )

H.One: shortie, our personal pick me girl

short_king: (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一-

goddamn: haha

one_hun: tf kinda laugh is that ^ (T⌓T)

short_king: i actually feel insulted by it

goddamn: good

manwhore: youre like 12 who hurt you this badly (≖͞_≖̥)

goddamn: im literally in college tf you mean 12

dog_god: qpiehpiHFPQEIGHW[IGJWR[GI please he hates it here

goddamn: i honestly do
goddamn: yet i have a feeling im now stuck with you all

one_hun: damn right you are

short_king: if i find a way out i'll bring you with me @goddamn

goddamn: oh thank the lord

manwhore: right in front of our salads (;﹏;)

icebear: i think them being friends has created nothing but chaos

H.One: one of us is going to jail by the end of this and my money is on shortie

short_king: bold of you to assume im not already in jail

one_hun: PIGPWIHRG WHAGT

goddamn: youre really bad at joking

short_king: nvm you can rot in here with the rest of them

dog_god: PLEASE THE TWO OF YOU ( lll-ω- )

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Chatroom MX1

icebear: someone please explain what ROFL means
icebear: one of my friends texted it to me and i had no idea how to respond
icebear: ive left him on read for...like...5 minutes

manwhore: bro you are 24 not 89 what is this

H.One: he lied about his age he's an old rich guy looking for a sugar baby

dog_god: omg can i have you as a sugar daddy

icebear: what the fuck ( ・'з'・)

goddamn: it means rolling on the floor laughing

short_king: way to spoil it ^

icebear: thank you at least someone takes me seriously

goddamn: i dont

one_hun: RGIWNRGPIWRPG

dog_god: he's so emo and for what

manwhore: who hurt you today bestie أ‿أ

goddamn: someone stepped on my glasses today and the frames were brand new im (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)

H.One: oh my god he knows how to use emojis
H.One: part of me thought he was a robot

short_king: BWAHAHAHAHAAHFAGFHFDEF

goddamn: this is why i hate you H

icebear: not the nicknames ( /・・)ノ

one_hun: no i use H too
one_hun: using one would get too confusing

goddamn: exactly
goddamn: shortie, icebear, H, whore, Hun, and dog

manwhore: that seems confusing

goddamn: yeah well whos the one who didnt want to share names ( ͡°- ͡°)

icebear: touché

dog_god: i think you should call me god

H.One: absolutely not

short_king: your ego seems large enough

one_hun: like you can talk ^ Σ(￣ロ￣lll)

icebear: should we just do names then?

manwhore: why not
manwhore: identity theft could be fun

H.One: oh i like you

dog_god: IEPIFGPEIGQ BRO

one_hun: im jooheon

short_king: absolutely no hesitation ^ (ન_੦)

icebear: im hyunwoo

dog_god: im minhyuk !

goddamn: changkyun

manwhore: im hoseok

H.One: im hyungwon

short_king: best for last
short_king: im kihyun

goddamn: let me assure you
goddamn: you arent the best

manwhore: thats what he focuses on ໒( = ᴥ =)ʋ

icebear: sobbing crying shitting bricks pissing cement

one_hun: so you know that but not ROFL ????

H.One: no one uses ROFL anymore tho

one_hun: thats fair
one_hun: but still

goddamn: hes old shouldnt he use ROFL more then?

icebear: ouch

short_king: no no Changkyun's got a point

goddamn: ty

dog_god: how old is your friend then hyunwoo

icebear: hes younger than be by like 2 years

manwhore: sdiwpigpwig

short_king: okay which one of you was it

icebear: no no it was no one here
icebear: it was my friend jaebum
icebear: in fact hes the one who made me download this god forsaken application

goddamn: aPpLiCaTiOn
goddamn: what are you? 95?

one_hun: osufghwepfgihpwirghw please he has no hesitation ^

icebear: its what i call it leave me alone ∪ ̿–⋏ ̿–∪☆

goddamn: no

H.One: what in the world ('-ι_-｀)
H.One: its late dont you have a curfew changkyun
H.One: since youre 12 and all

goddamn: (。・・)

short_king: changkyun rn ༼つಠ益ಠ ༽つ ─=≡ΣO))

dog_god: fr ^^^

goddamn: i hate it here

manwhore: lmaooooooo

one_hun: you know what that means right hyunwoo ? ^

icebear: omfg
icebear: you arent gonna let me live this down,, are you?

manwhore: never (ʃƪ¬‿¬)

icebear: at least youre honest ╮(╯_╰)╭