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august 15, 7:28pm

hey stranger

omg it's you again

i thought you finally got the
memo to stop texting me

i did

i just chose to ignore it tho

did you miss my texts 😚

no.

oh

haha always with the jokes!

i never caught ur name

and you never will

ur a tough cookie to crack 😅

my name's jake btw

cool didn't ask

you're always so sweet with me

what're u doing rn?

none of your business

niceeee

how old r u?

are u interrogating me or something

no, im just trying to get to
know you 😣

im a 35 year old male with 2 children
and a wife

no you're not

okay im 40 but i can pass as a 35 year old

you're funny i like that

ew

would u like to know what i
am doing 😄😄

not really

okay i'll tell you anyways

im doing a face masks with my
friends

very nice

although i dont think the face mask
is supposed to cover your eyebrows
but at least you're trying!

wait actually

are my eyebrows going to come off
when this dries

chat am i cooked

chat you may perchance be cooked

nah bruh my friend told me this
wasn't one of those ones where
it sticks to your face like that

i fear your friend may have lied

BRO

im gonna kill him

have fun with no eyebrows 😘

please

tell me ur joking