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august 11, 2:37pm

hey

thought u blocked me? 😄

uh yeah haha about that

this isn't leah

i know that

did you just find that out?

yeahhh

sorry about that

actually no im not sorry

you made me go to the movies
by myself and made me believe
she really stood me up only to
find out she's been trying to
get my number this whole time
and i've been texting some random

sooo... you're not sorry about
crashing out on me?

no.

okay 😘

and leah and i ARE going to
see a movie later tn

the real one

not you the fake leah who
likes to mess with peoples lives
like a freak of nature who has
nothing else to do

im the freak of nature?

didn't you get rejected and tweak
out when someone stood you up

that doesn't count since you weren't
the real leah

and i didn't tweak out

okay then

have a nice time on your
REAL date this time 😉

i will

and we'll get married and have
children and you'll live with
the guilt of almost ruining someone's
love life and their future family

today, 9:56

im only texting you so i don't look
like a freak that's scrolling thru
my weather app

and update we're on the date right now

so suck it

you shouldn't be texting other girls
while you're on a date

scroll thru ur weather app some
more

you're not a girl

you're just idk random number

ok whatever u say

bye

ok fine the movies about to start

and im with the REAL leah so
fuck off

you're the one texting me?

okay well im having a glorious time
HOLDING HANDS with the real
leah so

this date is going great