"H-Henry!?" Bill says. "Yeah it's me you have a problem with that?" Henry asks mockingly. "Why are you in Hawkins?!" I ask frightened. "I don't know." He says pushing me into the tree. "H-hey! D-don't do th-that!" Bill says angry. "What are you going to about it Denbrough?" Henry asks mockingly shoving him to the ground. "Leave him alone Bowers!" I say. "Oh yeah what are you going to do about it?" He says getting up in my face. "This." I say in a dark tone. I grab the back of his neck and knee him in the stomach then kick him to the ground in the same spot. I run over to Bill and help him up. "We got to get out of here." I say. We run for a long time until I run face first into Richie. "Woah there if you wanted a kiss you only had to ask!" He says. "Really Richie? Why in the world would I ever kiss a face like that!" I say back smirking. "Really? Even if I was last boy on Earth?" He questions cocking an eyebrow. "Really. Even Eddie wouldn't kiss a face like that." I say back flipping my hair. "Such sass! This is why I missed you!" He says ruffling my hair. "Richie!" I say. He takes off running and I quickly catch up. I take his glasses off and switch them with mine. "I look good wouldn't you say?" I ask Richie. "I'm sure you do but well you know I can't see." He says. "Fine we'll ask Bill." I say back. "Ok fine. King Billiam! Can you come here?" Richie calls. Bill quickly comes over and looks confused. "W-wait Rich-chie why d-do you have E-Evie's g-glasses? E-Evie why d-do you have h-his?" Bill asks. "Because I am Richie Trash mouth from Maine. I have floppy black hair, big glasses, I always where stupid Hawaiian shirts, I have a horrible vocabulary, and have a crush on Eddie Kaspbrak." I say joking doing a horrible Richie impression. "I do not have a crush on Ed's! And you love my shirts. Also my vocabulary isn't that bad." He says over dramatically. "Not that bad? If i recall I remember you saying this and I quote ' It's what makes you so chucklelicious' am I mistaken." I say looking at him smugly. "Ok fine it's my turn. I am Evie Newby from Hawkins. I have long brown hair that flows in the wind like a Disney princess. I'm always making fun of Richie but that is because I am so madly deeply in love with him." He says putting his hand over his heart. "Ok ok not bad." I say. "What's going on you guys?" I hear a small voice say behind me. "Eddie Spaghetti!" Richie and I say at together. "Don't call me that!" He says. "Why it's what makes you so chucklelicious." I say still making fun of Richie. "Are you making fun of Richie?" Stan asks coming up behind Eddie. "That I am Stan the Man." I say. "I still can't believe you guys are in Hawkins!" I say. "Well King Billiam here was just dying to see his queen." Richie says. "Sh-shut up R-Richie!" Bill says going a deep red. "Wait if Bill is King and I'm queen Evie then Richie can be prince, Eddie can be princess, and Stan is the Noble Knight." I say. "Why am I the princess!" Eddie says crossing his arms. "Because you're so tiny!" I say. "Whatever." He says rolling his eyes. "Come on Eddie spaghetti! You know you love me!" I say ruffling his hair. "Don't do that! I hate it when you do that." Eddie says. (Just so you all know these are the 2017 It characters I just wanted to throw some of the 1990 lines in there because I love that version alot not as much as the new one but still good)