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River, well, River is what the heart dreams. In truth: you should imagine River as your perfect aesthetic ideal, made gigantic, and, yes, he will change to please you as soon as he gets to bang you. River is a smiling ball of fun and ready to raise your self-esteem. But after endless (and I mean - ENDLESS) discussion, we closed in for bodybuilder Wesley Vissers who, we thought, had the best debonair-smile-to-muscle-mass ratio.

You can find his fitness videos on Instagram and Youtube, and also the videos of many of the contests he has won.