jeong.innie

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jeong.innie morning losers lololol

#morning #messyhair #🦊

Comments:

minhosmainhoe: dayummm those muscles 😳
jeong.innie: pls go and hoe over Minho
minhosmainhoe: since when did you grow up to be so mean bro 🤧🤧
jeong.innie: I'm so done w you.

hyunhyunjean: ooh nice
jeong.innie: just nice?
hyunhyunjean: yes ofc hihihi
ihavethreecats: MMMM? 😏😏
hyunhyunjean: why are we quoting EXO's Kai here
seungmo: that wasn't the name of the song, you uncultured swine 🙄

spearbaby: stop trying to steal my thunder I'm supposed to be the only muscle man
bang_97: uh excuse me?
jeong.innie: get aside oldies 💅

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[Groupchat: MeowMeow + Hyunjin]

INFP Bottom:
GUYSSS 😩😩😩
JEONGIN 😩😩😩

Cat Dad:
Are you hanging out w Jisung a bit too much or what

Bottom From Australia:
Minho bro pls stop changing our names
This is smth Jisung does

Cat Dad:
Oh well.

INFP Bottom:
But listen
JEONGIN 😩😩😩

Cat Dad:
We get it, Hyunjin
You're hot in the loins for Yang Jeongin

Bottom From Australia:
MINHO OMG 😳
WHO EVEN SAYS THAT???
HUMBERT HUMBERT FROM LOLITA???

INFP Bottom:
NOT YET
I NEED HIM TO LOOK AT ME THE WAY I LOOK AT HIM

Cat Dad:
So you want him to look at you through glasses?

Bottom From Australia:
He doesn't wear them anymore bruh

INFP Bottom:
I wonder what Jeongin thinks of me...

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[Messages: from Jeongin to Seungmin]

Foxie Supreme:
Seungmin wtf
How is my love story going to proceed?

Seungminnie:
Good morning to you, too

Foxie Supreme:
Hyunjin wrote ooh nice
OOH NICE???
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FLIRT AFTER THAT???

Seungminnie:
Hold your horses
You're like 5
Why are you so horny?

Foxie Supreme:
I'm not horny 👁️👄👁️
I'm not 5 either 👁️👄👁️

Seungminnie:
Whatever
He takes time to open up
And it's not like you're good at flirting either

Foxie Supreme:
Why did I even come to you

(a/n: oooh okay more ships hmm I see

Update: it's the same day I published the first chapter and it's been 14 hours since I woke up and I'm not sleepy at all

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