minhosmainhoe

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minhosmainhoe about to do the craziest shit I've ever done, wish me luck 🌚

Thanks @jeong.innie for the idea 😚

#helpme #abouttohaveaheartstroke #deathisbeautiful

Comments:

@spearbaby: what kinda crazy shit are you talking about?
@felicks.lee: is he talking about unaliving or smth- OMFG 😨
@hyunhyunjean: beSTIE ARE YOU ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF?????
@seungmo: do a flip!

@ihavethreecats: JISUNG TALK TO ME BEFORE DO YOU ANYTHING CRAZY
@minhosmainhoe: ayo why is everyone freaking out
@bang_97: JISUNG.

@jeong.innie: oh shit you're about to do it!! Good luck!!
@bang_97: JEONGIN WHY WOULD YOU WISH HIM LUCK-
@seungmo: TELL HIM TO DO A FLIP INSTEAD

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[Messages: from Jisung to Minho]

Cat Dad:
JISUNG
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO
LISTEN TO ME
DON'T DO IT
SERIOUSLY

Me:
....oh?

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[Messages: from Jisung to Jeongin]

Me:
Dude
Minho told me not to do it

Foxie Supreme:
What
How

Me:
Screenshot attached
See?

Foxie Supreme:
Dude👁️👄👁️
He thinks you're gonna die or smth

Me:
Which I am

Foxie Supreme:
J I S U N G
GO AND PROPOSE

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[Messages: from Jisung to Minho]

Me:
NO NO I AIN'T GONNA DIE
I WAS GONNA ASK YOU OUT

Cat Dad:
......say what?

Me:
What

Cat Dad:
No-
Dude what

Me:
I was going to purpose you 😭😭😭
*Propose FUCK

Cat Dad:
Are you serious about this?

Me:
Yes ofc!!
Like I've literally dedicated my life to you
Even my username says so
People devote their lives to BDSM relationships, I devote my life to you

Cat Dad:
Okay but like I don't believe the BDSM thingy

Me:
Ik wtf am i saying aHaHAhHahahahah lemme just quickly yeet outta here bec I gotta take my pet chihuahua out for a swim and get my toenails cut ahahahaha nice talking to you lmao bye loml

Cat Dad:
Yes

Me:
Eh?

Cat Dad:
You've successfully proposed to me

Me:
I mean thanks ig please put that on my resume
But WAIT
hold UP
DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE BOYFRIENDS NOW????

Cat Dad:
Yep

Me:
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Cat Dad:
I agree
Totally right babe

Me:
DID YOU JUST-

Cat Dad:
Yes I just-

Me:
I'm gonna cry im so happy rn wtffff

Cat Dad:
Cute

Me:
ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE TO MAKE ME MALFUNCTION??!?;?!??!?!;!?!'?'?'?'?

Cat Dad:
Maybe 😏

Me:
Dead

(a/n: FINALLY MINSUNG!! SAY HOOHAAH IN CELEBRATION!!

that sounds so odd omg ew

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Thanks for reading! I love you!)