(a/n: DOUBLE UPDATE! PLEASE READ THE PREVIOUS PART FIRST, I UPDATED TWICE TODAY AND YOU MIGHT MISS THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER!)

felicks.lee

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felicks.lee what does love taste like?

#sunshine #iloveyou #bemyshakespeare

Comments:

@jeong.innie: love tastes like moldy cheese. 
@ihavethreecats: stale bread.
@seungmo: broken dreams.
@minhosmainhoe: piss.
@felicks.lee: gee thanks guys 🙄

@spearbaby: Shakespeare??????
@felicks.lee: yeah bec he wrote things about his lovers
@bang_97: geez changbin, no appreciation for artistic captions 🙄😤

@jung_wooyoung: i might not be Shakespeare but I can surely shake your pear 🤪🤩😇😋
@spearbaby: GOSH WOOYOUNG GO BACK TO SAN
@jung_wooyoung: I MEANT IT IN THE MOST FATHERLY MANNER POSSIBLE
@yeo_sangie: sweet home alabama

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[Groupchat: Sriracha]

Disgustbin:
Chan
He's literally calling for a Shakespeare for himself
Be the Romeo that you already are bro

Me:
I'm not a Romeo
What you talking about?

Disgustbin:
You know what I'm talking about.

Minho's Simp:
Omg disgustbin spitting facts

Disgustbin:
Die.

Minho's Simp:
Not before losing my virginity 🤩

Me:
Is that the only thing in your head?

Minho's Simp:
Other than Minho, yes

Disgustbin:
Minho ain't a "thing" idiot

Minho's Simp:
Uh huh?
Okay spell bee
Tell me what anthropology means

Me:
Jisung you're embarassing yourself-
😭😭😭

Disgustbin:
First of all, do YOU know what it means, Minho's Simp?

Minho's Simp:
........
Chan pls tell Felix that you love him and can get him the moon for his 19th birthday

Me:
First of all,
No
Second,
Please concentrate on your physics class

Disgustbin:
More like a common sense class for him atp 🙄

Minho's Simp:
Excuse me, but i don't need to know the degree of π

Me:
......sweetie-

Disgustbin:
2Racha it is

Minho's Simp:
THE POINT IS
CHAN
YOU GOTTA BE THE ROMEO
YOUR LIFE SUMMED UP IS TRULY THE STORY OF ROMEO AND JULIET ANYWAY

Me:
Yes, true
My life is like Romeo and Juliet
Except there's no Romeo and Juliet just kills herself for no reason

Disgustbin:
Bro who hurt you

Minho's Simp:
His peepee

Me:
Jisung gtfo
Anyways
I don't wanna confess to him yet
It'll just be a better friend to him first
Maybe then i can think about confessing

Minho's Simp:
Boring 🤡

(a/n: two updates in one day? Yes.

I added Wooyoung and Yeosang bec i can hehehe STAN ATEEZ

btw I wrote that Romeo and Juliet joke in a groupchat and people thought I was funny so like yeah-

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