felicks.lee

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felicks.lee tell me you love me 💛💫

#loveyou #cringecaptionop

Comments:

@hyunhyunjean: BABY????? WHO ARE YOU?????
@felicks.lee: you aren't the only one with the copyright of being hot yk 😌
@jeong.innie: wow so you totally forgot about me wow wow wow
@hyunhyunjean: Jeongin hottest, end of story.

@spearbaby: I love you
@minhosmainhoe: imma take that spear outta your name and shove it up your poohole bish stay away from Chan's baby boy !!!!!!!
@bang_97: Jisung why are you embarrassing me 🤠
@spearbaby: I'm still up for 2Racha

@emo_girl_im_a_loser_im_a_lover: I love you
@minhosmainhoe: 💩💩💩💩
@emo_girl_im_a_loser_im_a_lover: what the fuck.

•••••

[Groupchat: Sriracha]

Father Bang:
HAN JISUNG
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Minho's Simp:
Promoting chanlix

Father Bang:
Wtf is a chanlix??
Is that a vegetable??

Minho's Simp:
🍆🍆

Disgustbin:
JISUNG EW
CHAN, THAT'S YOUR AND FELIX'S SHIP NAME

Minho's Simp:
What is ew

Disgustbin:
You

Minho's Simp:
Oh bestie bestie bestie
Don't talk to me while you look at the mirror 🤩👺

Father Bang:
Omg you've been learning from Minho

Minho's Simp:
Daddy taught me well 🥰😌

Father Bang:
...I take that back

Disgustbin:
Jisung
Why
The
Fuck
Are
You
Trashing
Everyone
Who
Said
I
Love
You
On
Felix's
Post

Father Bang:
EXACTLY MY QUESTION!!

Minho's Simp:
Bang fucking Christopher fucking Chan
Are you not at all possessive of Lee Yongbok? 😏

Father Bang:
No

Minho's Simp:
Even when he sent me this?

Father Bang:
No

Disgustbin:
My heart sank 😭😭
It feels like I'm Titanic rn 😭😭

Minho's Simp:
Fuck you babygirl Channie 😻💩

Father Bang:
What the actual fuck quokka

•••••

[Messages: from Chan to Minho]

Father Bang:
MINHOOO
WHY IS FELIX SO HOT
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Cat Dad:
Oh great
You finally came to your senses
Been awaiting that ngl

Father Bang:
I am too embarassed to tell any human about this

Cat Dad:
That's good, I actually classify as a Martian

Father Bang:
What do I do now? 😭

Cat Dad:
Uh?
Are you fucking stupid like get a grip Bang

Father Bang:
Calling me just Bang sounded so weird
Pls don't do that again

Cat Dad:
Okay Bang

Father Bang:
😀👌🏻

(a/n: oh damn this chapter was longer than usual

Our boy finally simping now, did you like this?

Thanks for reading! I love you!)