Okay guys, you must appreciate this because I went through my ex's and I's conversations before we broke up to find this text:
I'm going to go eat some cheese, this time it won't fall to the floor. If it does your coming to my funeral because I drowned in my tears.

He had asked me where I was going.

I was on my period at the time.
And then later on that night I ran into a wall and sent him this:
I was trying to get comfy in bed because that's where I am right now. I hit my head scooting closer to my pillow, groaned. Then proceeded to roll over then fell out of bed. Simple