(Random instead of funny, cause some are really sad or messed up)

-I can't feel my front teeth.
(Root canals)

-I need background noise, music. Or else I go crazy.
(So storms, power outages are a struggle)

-I used to have a great memory, but now I only remember random things or things I really care about. Trauma or mental illness? Probably both.

-I've always loved animals more. Who needs humans when you have animals 💚

-Talents: I can type well with my eyes closed, swing without using my hands.

-Sunlight makes me sneeze and sounds close to my ears (whispering or razor) makes me twitch.

-That time I made a friend because of a mustard packet...

-I lost a tooth after school from a tootsie roll.

-That time I touched a cactus with a winter glove on. Dumb child me got hurt and don't tell anyone.

-I have attachment issues because everything has been taken away from me 😀👍

-That time we were clearing a space for an above ground pool and found 3 pieces of a oujia board... 😰um...
(Also saw a ghost at that house)

-#1 popular song on my birthday, apparently is London bridge- Fergie. 😂

-I love 2000's music 🎶

-That time I almost broke my tailbone! 😀
PAINFUL.

-Back in June this year, not only did one uncle die (health issues. Sad but I wasn't that close to that side of the family) but then! The day of the funeral, the other uncle (his brother) died...
But how you ask?

It was- MURDER! Like seriously. His step son was a druggie and killed him. 😐
Good thing I was close to em 😅

(Let's get back to a happy mood)

-Back in middle school I joked I was gay... then started figuring out things. Then came out at Bi 😂🩷💜💙

-This is the first time I've never had a pet... it's killing me. I need the physical and emotional support 😭❤️

-I lost touch with a close school friend (even tho we live close by) but then like a year ago I got back in touch with them!... but still don't talk or see them often 😅🥲
Damn it K! Answer me. 😾
But we close and really similar 💜

-In elementary I had these two friends. I got a crush on someone and they told them on the playground 🥲 then I lied and said I didn't... they also nicknamed them Eggroll 😂 but then the other friend "dated" them.
So yeah... I'm also not friends with them. Long ago.
But wouldn't mind talking to Eggroll again 😅

-In middle school my class thought I had a crush on this guy... I did. So this girl sat next to me and him to see if I'd get jealous. Honestly I was. But then realized that BOTH of my crushes wet sitting with me 😂 🩷💜💙
Yep, I'm bi.

-One time this year (2024) I don't remember why but I was exhausted from something. Went to bed early and slept in. My dad had to leave then come back. I was still asleep at 3 pm!... he thought I was dead 😅
I get enough sleep, usually good sleep. But my family has issues. Some sleep to little and other sleep to much. 😵‍💫

-There was a time when I ran in front of a car... after a ball... at a church... nothing happened but everyone was freaking out... it wasn't a big deal, jeez.

-I'm in a Safiya Nygaard video... 🫣👀
I freaked out, ran around the house screaming. It was so crazy and cool.

-One time while raking leaves in fall, with my brother. We wanted to have a snowball fight... but instead of snow- we used pinecones. Yep. It hurt. Very much.

-When my social problems class (didn't know about it until I was in it, online, but then I loved it) we were learning about hidden homelessness... while I was staying at a family members house... due to losing another house to fire...
So yeah. Hidden homelessness suck.

-Note to self: never burn poison Ivy... 😀
It's damaging. It hurts. Happened to me as a kid.

-This photo about food textures. Me.

-I lived in a trailer with squirrels in the LITERAL WALLS. It was horrible and they wouldn't go away 😭
Well... until the uh- fire.

-At this new house, which is the perfect home for me 🥹❤️🫂
One day (white watching Pet Semetary) I thought I heard a mouse at my window.
It was a snake. An actual snake.
(Just a black rat snake, no the ing dangerous)
10 minutes later it was back outside.

-Also at this house, there was a loud sudden bomb outside.
A hawk flew into a power pole or something... it died 🙁🕊️🦅❤️

-When I got my hair dyed yellow back in 2021, the lady was so happy I wanted something different and unnatural. She ran over to Sally's beauty shop to dye yellow hair dye. 🥹💛🫂

-It was Christmas, 2023 I believe. We were doing the White Elephant game. I ended up being one of the people to go last (as usual) and got... Axe Bodywash 🤣

-Back at my middle school (which I miss dearly 😭❤️‍🩹🫂)
Had a gaunt boulder in front of, they would spray paint birthdays and stuff on it.

-When I threw a pool dive stick that somehow perfectly hit my brother square on his head... it left a bump... oops. Sorry bro.

-My grandma made giant stockings for the family to use at Christmas. Like- 3 foot long... 👀🤣🫣
But as everyone grew up we stopped doing that, less people, no reason 😕
I miss celebrating.

-As I kid I'd hold onto peoples legs and not let go. I was called a monkey 😂

-When I was a toddler, my parents got me a swing set/play set. And even hand made a sandbox ❤️
That I got to paint 🫶

-Once had a neighbor with a wolf dog. His name was also Dakota. I loved that boi 💙

(More to be added later)