This is rather funny to me, but I want to preface this with trigger warnings: Mentions of Cults, mentions of serial killers, a lot talk of religion in general, very brief mentions of self harm as well
Alrighty then, let's get to the story, shall we?

Hi I'm calling them names that aren't their real names so quick character guide
Miss Lee - Assistant principal
Mrs. Simpson - Guidance consuler
Mrs. Rogers - My science teacher and also the only good adult here

So the first time I ever had the displeasure of encountering Mrs. Simpson was in 7th grade, the majority of this story takes place in 8th. I had gotten called down because of some, well, concerning things, and then she found I did a self harm. Which she handled terribly, by the way. She's really bad at her job.

Anyway, I was called down the following Monday because she wanted to check on me. I was like "I could be learning, but whatever" and it was fine. Then I got called down again that Thursday. By this time, I'm tired of this bitch. All niceties get thrown out the window.

Enter Mrs. Rogers. She's like "Percy, you got to go see Mrs. Simpson" and I was like "oh gods no" (Mrs. Rogers promised every other time to tell her that I was busy). So I go down there, and I'm just rude now. So I don't get called down for the rest of the year, cool.

Now we arrive in ✨8th grade✨

So now we have this computer thing called GoGaurdian, which basically allows them to see anything on your screen and anything you search, and they can also block websites.

So I get into an argument with my friend over whether Satanism is considered a part of atheism. So like 10 minutes later, I get called down to Miss Lee's office. Wonderful.

She pulls a Christianity and goes "well, if your questioning anything-" and I flat out said "I'm a pagan" so that was cool. Because its a public school, they're actually not legally allowed to force religion or anything like that.

So then that same class period, we're doing group work, and me and a different friend are arguing about Jeffery Dahmer. Surprise surprise, he doesn't get called down at all.

Naturally, I'm like this is so stupid. Why would they flag Satanism but not a literal murderer?? So I googled like Ted Bundy, Ed Gein, etc, and same thing happened: I wasn't called down.

Fast forward like 3 or 4 months. I quickly googled something about Heaven's Gate, the cult. So once again, Mrs. Simpson is outside the door and wants to talk to me. Because I'm good at lying, I said I needed a picture of like the religious heavens gates, not the cult.

So that's the pointless story of my I hate my school counselor and why I feel like she should be fired