There is a myth that a cave of wonders lies deep, deep in the woods some say that it has your worst fear in it and the deeper you go in the scarier and more intense it gets, others say it has mythical monsters like zombies and vampires in there, but no one knows for sure because anybody that goes in the cave, especially on halloween either never returns or ends up crazy saying that they keep seeing 'them' or that 'its' going to come for them.
"We should go find that cave and see what actually scares people so bad Bradchad" my sadist friend Chadbrad tells me as we finish listening to the tale. It seems kind of dumb to actually go and find that cave, but no cap i kinda want to find that cave too.
"sure broski lets go find that sick cave and since halloween is like tomorrow lets do it on halloween it'll be a total banger my homesickle". We do our totally lit handshake and go home to get our costumes ready for hallows eve and prepare for the gamer expedition of that spooky cave.
Its finally halloween and im putting on my sexy Barnacle Boy costume; Chadbrad was going as Mermaid Man. Calling all the Monsters by China Anne McClain started playing from my phone, i looked at the caller ID it was Chadbrad, I answer the phone. "Whats uaaaaaaaaaaaap" i say to
To Chadbrad which he responds with the appropriate whats uaaaaaaaap.
"Brotisserie Chicken" Chadbrad says  "you in costume and ready to go explore that turnt cave tonight"
"Mesothelibroma, you know im dressed and ready to go get some cave clout ill meet you at the park right outside the woods in like 69 minuntes"
"Nice ill catch you on the flipside." i lock my phone and call an uber to take me to the park. Chadbrad runs over to me and gives a bro hug.
"Bradchad not gonna lie but u looking pretty cute in your Barnacle Boy costume no homo though"
"high-key low-key though back at you bro." we go into the woods and actually find the cave. Were sanding at the entrance to the cave, ChadBrad suddenly stops in his tracks and looks petrified, i go over to him and shake him a little and ask if he's ok. He comes back to reality. We both take a deep breath and walk into the cave, we walk a few steps into the cave and don't hear or see anything. Within the wind we heard a spine-chilling save the turtles
"BRO- J simpson did you hear that" I say while turing around but Chadbrad isn't there. I shouted his name trying to look for him running basically in circles until i ran in to someone.
We both fell on the ground
"Oh im so sorry i just dropped my Hydroflask and i oop- and i oop- sksksks"
I got up and started to run for my life hearing i want to speak to your manager and size 13 Nikes in mens. I find myself outside the cave and to my surprise Chadbrad is there
"lets agree to never do that again"
"And i oop"