Tap, tap, tap.

'Is this thing on?'

'Course it is, Seaweed Brain. What gave it away; the flashing green light?'

'Geez, I'm just checking. Sue me.'

'Don't worry, I will.'

‘Oh gods. Anyway, hello everyone, and welcome to Storybrooke! My name is Percy-‘

‘And I’m Harry!'

‘Yes, yes. Everyone knows the famous Harry Potter. Could you just let me do the prologue?!’

‘Sheesh! Someone woke up on the wrong side of the Poseidon Cabin.’

‘Ugh! Anyway, as I was saying, my name is Percy-‘

‘Oh! Are we doing the prologue?’

‘Hi Annabeth!’

‘Hi Harry!’

‘For the love of … guys could I just do the prologue now? I’ve been practicing!’

‘Sure.’

‘Go ahead.’

‘Ok, as I was saying, my name is-‘

‘Wow, prologue!’

‘Can we join?’

‘Hi Jason and Piper. Hi Leo!’

‘Hi Annabeth. Hi Harry.’

‘Guys! I just wanna do the prologue. Is that so hard now?’

‘Apparently.’

‘Alright. No more interruptions. Now, my name is Percy Jackson and-‘

‘Ooooh! Is this the prologue?’

‘Hi Hermione! Is that Ron behind you?’

‘Yeah! Hi Harry and Annabeth! Um, Percy. Why are you banging your head against the desk?’

‘Hi guys! What’s Percy doing?’

‘Hi Katniss!  That’s what we’d like to know.’

‘Hey, who’s behind you?’

‘Um, Peeta followed me. As well as, Hazel, Frank and Sophie.’

‘Hi everybody!’

‘Oh, Carter and Sadie should be here in a minute.’

‘Did someone summon me?’

‘Oh cool it, Sadie. Hello everyone!’

‘Hey Carter! Hi Sadie!’

‘Oh, this is just great! Gods damn it’

‘Wow. Nice to see you to Perce.’

‘Yeah, yeah. Could I please do the prologue now? I’ve been wanting to do this ever since we planned to relay our story to the world!’

‘Ok, ok! You can do your prologue. But you have to calm down, or I’ll go all demon on you.’

‘Thanks, Sophie. I think …’

‘Just do it!’

‘Ok! Alright, my name is Percy Jackson. Me and all my friends-‘

‘Hullo!’

 ‘Hi!’

 ‘What up?’

‘Guys! Anyway, me and all my friends live in Storybrooke. I know, not very originally named.’

‘Seaweed Brain, you helped name it.’

‘Now is not the time for technicalities, Wise Girl. Anyway, Storybrooke is the place where all book characters go when our books aren’t being read. Yes, we are aware that we are book characters.’

‘Well, duh. We do live in a place named Story-brooke.’

‘Leo, shut up! Ok, now, Storybrooke is usually peaceful. But it’s not just the good guys that live here. The bad guys do too. And we’re here to tell the story of how the bad guys rebelled and tried to take over Storybrooke as well as the entire world of novels.’

‘Wow, Seaweed Brain.’

‘You actually didn’t stuff that up!’

‘Glad you guys had so much faith in me.’

‘I’m sure they’re just bottling their faith up inside.’

‘Thanks, Frank.’

‘No problem!’

‘So, is everyone here.’

‘Yup!’

‘Whoa! Nico, where did you come from?’

‘I’ve been here the whole time!’

‘Really?’

‘Actually, no. I just popped up. Zia, Walt, Jenna and Gale said they be here soon. And some of the others might stop by.’

'Can this room get any more crowded? I'm pretty sure this is a fire hazzard.'

'Leo, it is now super important that you remain calm at all times.'

'Why?'

'Gee, let me think.'

'Uh, guys?'

'What's wrong, Peeta?'

'I would advise you all to hold you breath.'

'Why-OH GODS! Peeta, that is just wrong!'

'I warned you.'

'We just said it was crowded!'

'We may have to vacate the premesis.'

'Just open the damn door!'

'Ha-ha, dam door.'

'Get a grip, Seaweed Brain.'

'Hey! I find that offensive. Even though I don't understand ... '

Sigh ‘Alright then. If everyone’s here we can start our story.’

‘Which story?’

‘The one where the bad guys tried to take over everything! Geez, Repair Boy. You gotta listen more.’

‘No promises, Beauty Queen.’

‘Guys! Ok, everyone take a seat and we’ll get started!’

I didn’t know if this would be any good. I just wanted to write a little prologue, and I thought I’d make it funny. You weren’t really supposed to understand who was speaking. Don’t worry, the whole book won’t be like that. It’ll kind of be like the Kane Chronicles; a recording.

I might add other book characters. If you ask for a specific series/character, I’ll try to put it in. Unless I haven’t read the books, cause that would be hard. So far, I’ve got Harry Potter, Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Hunger Games and Hex Hall.

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2 = Looks cool. I think you should update this.

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4 = Yeah, no. Just don’t. I hate it.

5 = Get the **** off ******* wattpad and ******* delete this ******* story before I punch your ******* face!

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