BERTHAAAA
this happened at my after school select choir rehearsals
So I sat down next to my friends (lets call them... Tiana and Kady). We were all talking, and we noticed this girl a grade older than us, who got kicked out of the select choir, back in the room (lets call her... Bertha, cuz I think it's an ugly name [no offence if that's ur name! Sry!!!] and I don't like her so I think it is a perfect match). We were upset, but didn't visibly show it.
We didn't like her because at our dress rehearsal at our winter concert (she was kicked out of the select choir group, but not our full choir, sadly). Tiana, Kady, and I were all next to each other on the floor while the different groups practiced, and then we had to get up. We sang, bla bla bla (I'll leave 2 links of the songs we did if you wanna check them out, their beautiful!). Tiana had to go right to her band thing, so Kady and I started to walk back to our spots. And there Bertha was, taking up two spots, her leg right out. And everyone in the small gym where squished together. So I walked up to her and a girl in my grade she was sitting with (lets call her... Adie). So I walked up to them and said "Adie, can u guys move? We were sitting there" very nicely. And Bertha said "Chill, its just a seat" in a snotty attitude. So Kady gave her a look I'm pretty sure, and I said a little less nicely "But we were sitting there, and we need to sit down" or something like that. And she said with more attitude "Geez. Ur acting like u have a stick up ur ass" and she walked away. Kady and I sat down, and Kady turned to Adie and said "that was rude, right?" and Adie said rudely "you guys need to chill". I look to see Bertha on the other side of the gym. I know It wasn't specifically my seat. But (1) she was taking up A LOT of space, something most of us didn't have at the moment, and (2) we needed a place to sit, cuz we weren't allowed to stand or sit in some specific parts. AND THEN when the music teacher gave us spots for the full choir, Bertha was tall, so she was one of the firsts. Kady is pretty short (don't worry I'm not making her feel bad she's proud of it! I think...) so she was one of the last called. I'm kinda in the middle, so I was already there when Kady was called up. When she was, I turned and behind me, Bertha made a rude scoff.
BUT WORST OF ALL, about 3 days after the concert, the music teacher pulled me into the hallway during Music class (I had her that marking period) and told me that Bertha (who thinks she is the music teacher's fave... HA! She wishes!) said that I was being rude to her. I MEAN COME ON! SHE WAS BEING A RUDE BITCH! IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE HAS NO BRAIN AND THINKS SHE'S PERFECT AND THINKS SHE COULD GET AWAY WITH GETTING ME IN TROUBLE! So I told the music teacher what happened and she was surprised, but told me I wasn't in trouble, and that she just wanted to know the story. I heard nothing of it since.
BUT TO THE FUNNY PARTS NOW!
so she was talking endlessly, and then the music teacher said "Ok, Bertha, you gotta stop talking" and she looked embarrassed. We didn't show it, but inside, my friends and I were laughing so hard.
OK SOMETHING ELSE FUNNY THAT HAPPENED THE SAME DAY!!
The music teacher was giving us 'non permanent' parts, and Tiana got part 3. And then the music teacher looks at me and Kady and says in a funny voice"How about u guys join Tiana! You don't wanna leave her alone!" and I made a fake sad face and said "Awwwww. But that's our favorite pastime!" and Tiana looked at me like:
Everyone burst out laughing and it was really funny (except old grouchy Bertha over there)
And then while we were singing she kept on saying "You altos" and every time I'd make a fake grouch face, and once she went "Oh, Eliza over there, grouchy singing the alto, oh the little bow!" laughing. And everyone else did too (except guess who? Bertha, frowning and being a bitch, what's new?).
Just so u know I was wearing one of these, but the color black:
It was a fun choir day!
COMMENT ABOUT UR PERSPECTIVE OF BERTHA! WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT HER? WHAT WOULD U DO IF U MET HER? THX 4 READING!
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