When I went to see the results of my blood test, they told me they had been classified.

Out of all possibly familiars, you're "graced" with a human. Legend says their powerful, but yours just makes sarcastic comments and makes pranks.

So you want to explore the universe if you're reading this guide then you and any potential appears partners Conrad or associates want to leave the comfort and security of your warm mother star and expand in the cold dark unforgiving void a mistake really but I'm not here to stop you I'm just here to lay out some basic rules so that you puny mortals understand what you must abide by. 1) don't ask questions you were not prepared to know the answer to. 2) there's always a bigger. 3) never across the elder gods for always remember rule 1. 5) fusion-based energy is your best friend if you're still using fossil fuels your species sucks