"I welcome to chickfelle, what would you like today"

Uhhh hi... Can I please ge-

"I'm sorry but thats currently not on the menu right now, is Pepsi okay?"

You didn't let me finish..

"I'm sorting but all the napkins have been eaten"

By who???

"All the sauce is currently in use, please refrain from using the bathroom"

Wait wtf )_)

"Would you like a side of fanta with that?"

No thanks...

"I'm sorry but the rats have stolen our ice-cream machine"

Uhmmm... Okay.. Can I actually have a menu now?

"I'm sorry but the menu is being eating by that table over there"

How do you eat a menu???

"This is now a robbery, stay in your seats" *pulls out a gun*

*panics and raises hand* what did I do??!??

"You didnt order the chicken strips, now please leave a tip before you leave the premises"

*emptys wallet and leaves*