"Dog goes woof, cat goes meow.
Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak.
Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot.
Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW.
But there's one sound that no one knows...
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?"

"WHAT THE FUCK? DADDY!!!!" I groan pulling the pillow on my head too lazy to turn off the alarm. Where the fuck does daddy even finds these weird songs?

"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?" The song continues and I can't help but laugh at it. I can't imagine how drunk or high the songwriter must have been for writing such a song.

I listen to the whole song and laugh loudly at every single lyric. I wipe my tears from my eyes not even knowing when they slid down between my hysterical laughs and get out of bed.

I put Harry's journal back at it's usual spot as I slept with it last night and get ready for school going through my normal morning routine with LouisandHarry on my mind. For some reason I loved and adored their relationship so much. They seem to be perfect for eachother fitting together like two pieces of a puzzle, like a key and lock, like a spoon and mouth, like a-Wait what? Spoon and mouth? Ugh I really need to get something to eat before I end up hallucinating about food.

I make my way to the kitchen to find it Empty? Usually dad would be up making breakfast for me. Oh well maybe he was just tired. I shrugged and treated myself with some tea along with scrambled eggs, bacon and toast. I ate my full plate in record time and as if on que the horn of Zayn's Range Rover echoed through the house.

I took my bag and went to the car smiling, happy to see my bestfriend which dropped when I saw someone sitting on the passenger's seat beside him. I awkwardly went to the car, internally fuming because that was my seat no-one is allowed to sit there. I looked into the window and saw none other than the infamous Jade, the desperate bitch who was all over my Zaynie yesterday.

"Hy Zaynie!" I say cheerfully smiling at him which he returns. Then I turn to look at the one and only Jade with an amused expression on my face.

The bitch had the guts to actually smirk at me. Me? Smirk at Skye? Oh she clearly doesn't know the real me. "June. Fine to see you again. The pleasure is all yours!" I kept my amused expression and watched the smirk fall and turn into a scowll on her face. She glared at me making me want to laugh at her patheticness.

I looked at Zayn and smiled. "I don't wanna be a bitch to your girlfriend and all but kindly tell her to move from my seat before I rip her head off!" I smiled more brightly making Zayn chuckle.

"She isn't my girlfriend. She's just our neighbour and my mum asked me to drive her to school since her car broke down." He then turns to Jade his expression turning cold and emotionless and says; "Move if you don't want a broken nose Jade!"

Jade looks at him with wide eyes then turns to look at me and huffs before getting out to go sit in the back seat, not too subtly digging her heal in my toe. "Ouch!" Because that really hurt. I wasn't wearing anything but white vans and well her heel were so sharp. I wouldn't be surprised if my toe was bleeding now.

Zayn looked at me confused since he clearly didn't see the bitch's asshole move. I just sighed and went inside the car. He then turned to me and touched my cheek gently as if afraid I'd break any moment and I felt as if on cloud nine because it's small gestures like these that make me love Zayn so much.

"You okay?" He whispered completely ignoring the bitch's presence.

I leaned into the touch and rested my cheek on his gentle hand and sighed. "Yeah just next time keep the bitch and her fucking painful heels away from me!" I smiled and his face got red with anger when he realised what Jade had done.

He turned around to look back at Jade who was now trying to somehow fade away into the backseats of the car. He fisted Jade's long neck in his hand and growled. Fucking growled!

Ok shit's about to get serious! I rubbed my hands together in anticipation.

"Keep your pathetic existence away from her! If you even ever touch a single hair on her body I'll personally torture you to death! Do you understand?" Zayn was fuming and well I have never seen him like this and it was kind of worrying me.

I touched Zayn's arm trying to somewhat bring him back to his normal happy self. He immediately reacted to my touch and relaxed while letting a freaked out Jade's neck go.

I hugged tightly him because well that's all I knew I could do for practically killing Jade to hurt me. I pulled back reluctantly from his comfortable arms to look into his eyes. He smiled then turned to look at Jade and his smile was immediately replaced by a glare.

"You didn't answer me!" He said, the tone making a shiver run up my spine.

"Y-yes I will s-stay away f-from her!" Her stutter showed her fear towards Zayn but I didn't care less.

Zayn turned to me and beamed. "Let's go to the hell hole to fry out our brains shall we?" He asked making me giggle.

I nodded. "We shall!"

He started the car and we took off. He looked back at Jade through the rearview mirror then back at the road. I sighed.

"So anything new you started reading?" Zayn asked me after a while of silence.

My mind instantly went back to HarryandLouis and I just couldn't help the wide grin that crossed my face because they were actually better than any other book I had ever read.

"So that's a yes, yeah?" Zayn asked smiling at me. I nodded but didn't tell Zayn anything about it because well I really wanted to tell him but Jade was still here and right now might not be the best time.

Zayn frowned at my lack of response but tried hiding it.

Key word; tried!

*~*~*~*~*

The rest of the day was pretty uneventful except for my two week detention from the principal for my brief explanation of Gay sex and kinks infront of the whole class and countless tries of Jade trying to somehow seduce Zayn, who just would glare at her and then leave with me.

Zayn waited for my detention to be over even when I constantly told him not to but he said he won't let me walk home no matter what so I reluctantly agreed to it.

We drove back to my home and I invited him in which he accepted gladly.

"Skye you know there's this party on Saturday and the whole school along with some people from other schools are going to it" Zayn said while entering my home. I dropped the key in our keybowl and went straight to the kitchen.

"You know Zaynie I don't go to that kind of shit!" I tell him.

"But you have good alcohol tolerances Skye. Hell you've even gotten high with me five times. I don't think a party will kill you!" He says as I hand him a water bottle.

I take a gulp from my bottle and turn to him. "I know but I don't like parties. Remember I never went to your parties all summer even when you asked me to. I didn't even go to parties back at home much."

"Just this once Skye. Please babe. I'm asking you to. You know I have no-one else here except for you. Please! I'll even get on my knees for you!" He said dramatically.

I laughed and shoke my head fondly at my dorky bestfriend. "Fine!" I said and he hugged me tightly while cheering. "But it better be worth it!"

"It will be. Trust me, yeah?" He asked looking at me.

I touched his cheek while smiling and said; "Always do Zaynie!" To which he grinned.

"Wait here I'll check if Dad's home and let him know you're with me" I tell Zayn walking to my Dad's office that he uses/will use to writer his books. Zayn nods and picks up an Apple to eat.

I walk to Dad's office and open the door to find Dad naked pinned against his desk by Daddy whose also naked in the middle of their daily shag. "OF-FUCKING-COURSE!" I scream and they both turn to look at me.

"Oh shut up Skye. It's nothing you haven't seen before!" Daddy says while he continues thrusting into my completely wrecked moaning Dad.

"Well yes but it's still an extremely disturbing image to watch." I say.

"Then don't come here!" Daddy tells me.

"F-faster! Ahh!! Faster Daddy! P-please!" Dad says and Daddy picks up his pace.

"Excuse me! Your virgin straight daughter is still right here!" I say raising my hand.

"Ugh! Don't be dramatic Skye! It's not like it'll damage your brain anymore than it already has been damaged over the years!" Daddy says between pants and thrusts.

"True! Anyway I came to tell you Zaynie's with me in my room so try to keep it down a bit!" I tell them earning a moan from Dad and a groan from Daddy in response.

"Skye what happened I heard you scre-WHAT THE FUCK!" Zayn screams while covering his eyes as he walks into the office to see the scene.

"See I wasn't lying! Now you know what I go through everyday! Come on let's go watch some old episodes of The Big Bang Theory" I say while draging Zayn away with me with his eyes still closed.

Zayn left after dinner. We'd spent the day by watching countless reruns of old and new shows and then did our homework together.

Now I'm sitting on my bed with Harry's Journal on my lap. I don't know what it has in store for me today but I guess it's better to find out myself than to stress about it.

Just as I was about to open the journal Dad called me downstairs.

"WHAAAT???!" I groaned.

"Don't give me that attitude young lady!" Dad said in his overly motherlike tone.

"Or what? You're gonna spank me papi?" I deadpaned makimg Daddy chuckle and Dad groan.

"Why couldn't we raise a normal hormonal teenager?"

"Oh shush, you love me! Now what did you call me here for?" I raised my eyebrow.

"Well, Umm... we're going to Mr. Payne Horan's a.k.a. my boss' party so we just wanted to let you know. Don't stay up too late okay?" Daddy said while kissing me on my forehead.

"Yeah yeah. Have fun. And don't get too pissed. I don't wanna deal with two hungover childlike adults!" I shouted behind them earning a chuckle and a dismissive handwave in return.

Right! And they think they deserve a normal hormonal teenager! Ha!

Now it's Harry's jounal time!

I run upstairs to my room and open the journal faster than you can say 'Larry Trash af!'

YES I CAME UP WITH A SHIP NAME FOR THEM! CALL ME CRAZY BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHO I AM!

Hello, love. First of all I'm extremely sorry for not doing an entry in this journal for the last two days.

Two days? Wait what???

Actually, I was extremely busy cuddling with Lou and whining to him about every fucking thing.

Harry Styles! What is happening here young man?!

Ok I'll start this off by explaining everything so you don't get confused.

You remember my last entry was that when I fell asleep with an empty stomatch after talking to my father.

The next morning I woke up with a pounding headache and the urge to jump off a cliff.

I felt hot and cold at the same time. I was shivering and boiling and might I add that is not a very attractive sight.

I might be exceptional looking but being sick is definitely not my cup of tea.

So when Lou found me looking like absolute shit, sweating and shivering in that single bed, he freaked out.

I think it might be cause he saw my ugly and got scared or the fact that he didn't want me to die of sickness so that he'd have the chonce to me himself which in it self is pretty sick, and not the good kind either!

"Harry get up! You need to eat." Lou screamed as he pulled off the duvet on me making me shiver.

"Wait, you look like complete shit! Are you okay?" He groaned.

"I'm fine! Let me sleep." I whined. He shook his head put the bowl of cereal on the table and sat next to me.

"Hey" I smiled looking at him as he checked me for fever.

"What the fuck Princess you're burning!" He frowned.

"I know. But it's nothing I haven't dealt with before. Give me a few days. I'll be back to normal. I always do!" I smiled lazyly at him making him frown more.

"What do you mean? You don't go see a doctor or get medicines for it?" I shook my head to which he sighed.

"Just finish your cereal!" He groaned. I nodded and did just that.

After I'd ate my whole breakfast I stared at Lou for a good 15 minutes before he groaned and fell backwards on the bed.

"Whaaaaat??"

"Nothing!"

"Then why are you staring at me like that?"

"Just because!"

"You're creepy!"

"Says the conman/ kidnapper/ murderer/ bipolar/ Doncaster lad!"

"Shut up!"

"No!"

"SHUT UP!"

"NO!"

"Urgh! I hate you!"

"I love you!"

"I know!"

"Lou?"

"Hmm?"

"Cuddle me?"

"No!"

"Pleeeeeeease?"

"No!"

"Pretty please with rainbow sparkles, whipped cream and cherry on top?"

"No!"

"Oh come on! I'm sick! Give me a break!"

"On one condition!"

"Anything!"

"No talking!"

"YES!"

I squealed like a stupid teenage girl which I extremely regret now but atleast I got to cuddle the love of my life!

He also brought me soup and somw warm blankets and pills.

It was nice but he'd eventually had to leave when his phone would beep or ring and then I'd get so lonely.

You know I miss him. I want the Lou I fell in love with back but I kind of don't either cause I'm also in love with this Lou and I just don't know!

I just need to sort this shit out before I die or I'll have to come back as a ghost which I am very much not fond of.

Anyway it was lovely to talk to you again Skye! (Figuratively speaking)

I'll write to you later, hopefully, if I'm not dead till then.

All the love,
H.

I sighed and closed the journal.

Is it just me of is Louis giving mixed vibes?

Also why the fuck do they fight like they are already married for the last 16 years and on their way to have their 11th child?

I fell asleep with Larry on my mind like always with the addition of what their baby would look like and what would they act like when they finally get married.

Well atleast I hope they do.

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Length; 2.6 K words!

Kind of a filler but it's important to the story so don't hate me!

Anyway how do like the way this story is turning out?

Also spoiler alert;

HARRY IS GOING TO DIE!

LOUIS IS GOING TO MARRY BANANA JUNGLEWORMS!

JADE IS GOING TO BREAK NIAM'S MARRIAGE!

ZAYN IS GOING TO GET A PLASTIC SURGERY TO LOOK LIKE DONALD TRUMP'S TWIN!

AND SKYE IS GOING TO BECOME A HYPERACTIVE DRUGADDICT AND MARRY MR. FOLDER!

SIKE!!!!

LOL!

I'm just kidding y'all relax!

Ain't noway Banana JungleBitch is getting near Hazza's Loubear in my story!

No way in Hell I can kill my precious frog prince!

Niam are my parents and I will not tolerate their divorce!

Skye is perfect af!

And one Piece of Trump's trash is enough for this universe also Zaynie's too perfect for that shit!

So chill and enjoy the story! While you can! ;^P

Vote, comment and give some feedback so I have more reasons to smile. ;D

Thanks lovelies,
-Summi