"I'm lesbian." Emily says with an ironically straight face.

"And I'm gay." Paul replies, voice raised in a "of fucking course I'm gay you nitwit" sort of way.

"Glad we straightened that out." She sighs. "No hetero."

He nods. "No hetero."

» The five times Paul was sure with his sexuality and the one time he wasn't.

» In which two absolutely gay people find out that their homosexual status is going to change, for the better or for the worse.

SONG OF THE BOOK; Girls / Girls / Boys by Panic! at The Disco <3

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