Cliffoconda

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"My anaconda don't,

My anaconda don't

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you got buns hun."

"My cliffoconda isn't so picky," he winked.

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BaSIcaLy ShE LiKEs THe SoNG AnAcONdA

And

Wait

I don't have a story line

So you can make it up

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I think I'm the only one who actually kinda likes that song IM SORRY

Update: changed mah mind bc my 'best friend' was singing it n she was like 'oh haha this song was written about u kit n u sold it to nicki minaj HAHAHAHAHA'

Like no wtf who the fuck actually says that to people

She's lucky that she said it to me, someone who's not openly insecure and always going to on about their weight bc I could've gotten offended, bc she told me I had a big butt

Literally said 'it's about u n ur big butt'

Thanks bitch

xx