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"Come onnn." Liam wheedled. "It can't hurt you! It'll just give you a little card with a name and location, and then you can woo the girl or boy or neuter of your dreams!"

"I don't know. . ." Sarah replied hesitantly. "What if something goes wrong, or I don't get a name at all?"

"There's always a name." Clara assured her. "Even Dr. Misaka got a name, and she was Asexual and aromatic."

"There was that one guy who-" Leonard began, but was immediately interrupted by Liam.

"It just gives you the person who's the best fit for your personality type. Trust us! We've all done it, and my relationship with my fiance is stonger than ever!" Liam added. "Just do it, please!

"Fine, I'll do it." Sarah said finally. "But if anything goes wrong, I'm blaming it entirely on you guys."

"Yea, sure, whatever." Liam waved a hand dismissively. "Now run the thing already!"

Sarah hesitated for a moment, before holding the handgrip and starting the Love Tester  machine. The cycling lights and merry melody played for around 30 seconds, before slowing down, and letting out a bright chime as the light stopped on 'Naughty but nice'.

"You dog!" Leonard said with a laugh. "You play the shy introvert but I bet you're all about-"

"Good grief Leonard, do you ever stop?" Clara interrupted, glaring at him.

While Leonard and Clara bickered, Sarah picked up the card 2203 dispensed, and felt all the blood rush to her ears. No. This couldn't be happening. But there, in cheery carnival lettering, were the words "SCP 182. 10 km off the coast of greenland. Trust is tantamount. "

The card slipped from her hand and fluttered to the floor, moments before her unconscious body joined it on the cold tile.