A Weird (Yet Plausible) Dream

Okay, so, I had a dream the night before last, and I was in gym class. We were all playing hockey out on the football field, and a guy who I know absolutely hates me punched me in the nose, causing it bleed profusely.

A bit of background info before I continue: I come from a hockey kind of family. My mother grew up in a town where hockey was pretty much the big sport. Naturally, I absolutely love hockey. In fact, it's the only sport I am actually able to play, if it's field hockey, of course. Balance on ice skates? Ha, fuck that shit.

Anyway, in the class, I had been pointing out the high-sticking penalties they continually did ("they" being the boy and his posse of guys who think they're the shit at every single spot, news flash, they ain't). They were pissed at me already, so the final spark was when I scored a goal. Now, I don't often score goals in gym class, I'm more of a goalie or a defender, but it's hockey, so go figure. He had accused me of high-sticking it (when I didn't, because I have control of my stick, unlike others...) and a few girls and I told him I didn't. Then he walked up to me, and socked me in the nose.

At this point, I start laughing like a fucking psycho, and just keep saying that I thought he had broken my nose. The kid is looking at me like I'm insane, and the gym teacher comes running over. A girl tells him what happened, and he sends me to the nurse's office, and him to the vice-principal's office. Honestly, I couldn't help but laugh when I woke up after it, both at how plausible it is, and how he finally got what was coming to him.

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